FabSwingers.com forum: Giraffes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Missing: one giraffe...last spotted eating dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kidnapped giraffe....searching on Shirley hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidnapped giraffe....searching on Shirley hill"

Oh god sorry, I didn't realise it was yours...it is currently eating my.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u think Diamonds is alright she was last seen riding the giraffe in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's taking good care of it, toothbrush posted, care instructions given.

I'm off to find me a tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback too???

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

its ok... the run away giraffe can't get into my house,

I have a Giraffe excluder at the bottom of my door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is feelingrandy and his Pygmy giraffes when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" its ok... the run away giraffe can't get into my house,

I have a Giraffe excluder at the bottom of my door..

Oh I like it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Might start up a giraffe farm...

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

In mr p's trousers, ( in his dreams lol )

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

gotta keep out the giraffe riff raff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

In mr p's trousers, ( in his dreams lol )"

Perhaps it's a rogue giraffe (fetches net with long handle)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

he sent u the giraffes toothbrush and care instructions ...........

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

In mr p's trousers, ( in his dreams lol )

Perhaps it's a rogue giraffe (fetches net with long handle)"

Puts on running shoes, no not to run away, where are you lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

he sent u the giraffes toothbrush and care instructions ...........

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hes called emerald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

Damn....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

Damn....

I'm obsessed with emerald, but I'm happy to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

In mr p's trousers, ( in his dreams lol )

Perhaps it's a rogue giraffe (fetches net with long handle)

Puts on running shoes, no not to run away, where are you lol."

Here! Here! With the net.... Can you really not see me!????

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"They clearly get everywhere...

Where do you keep yours to stop mayhem and destruction.

Ps: beats any remote control

In mr p's trousers, ( in his dreams lol )

Perhaps it's a rogue giraffe (fetches net with long handle)

Puts on running shoes, no not to run away, where are you lol.

Here! Here! With the net.... Can you really not see me!????"

Bloody lenses, just read instructions, it says not suitable for giraffe hunters ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

Damn....

I'm obsessed with emerald, but I'm happy to share"

Perhaps the two or them could share..... George is exceptionally friendly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cuteeeee!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to have nightmares tonight about people stealing my giraffe

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im not happy someone else has an obsession with giraffe's i dont like sharing

Damn....

Euro, I never imagined your head looked like that. Very cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baby grandaughter nicked mine, never mind I have oscar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear diamond,

I hope emerald slept well, that he did not edge onto your pillow and dribble. I did not sneak in and giraffe-nap him, see I am a good sharer...

Today is his foot rub day, and he quite likes a naughty cookie treat with a cuppa about 3.00

Xx mrs sexytall2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind your necks in with the giraffe comments

Life is too short

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I should apply a copy right from now on all the GIRAFFE threads and share the profit with Diamonds

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Dear diamond,

I hope emerald slept well, that he did not edge onto your pillow and dribble. I did not sneak in and giraffe-nap him, see I am a good sharer...

Today is his foot rub day, and he quite likes a naughty cookie treat with a cuppa about 3.00

Xx mrs sexytall2

Emerald is all well and good, _xodussx has volunteered to give him his foot rub today, but i shall be sure to make him some homemade cookies, we had a little ride round the park earlier but he got tired so hes having a little snooze

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I should apply a copy right from now on all the GIRAFFE threads and share the profit with Diamonds"

oi I will share the profits with you 80/20% in my favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol!!! I'll sneak my share out somehow

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