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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() I'm safe so far I think... I can spell, not ginger or a member of the royal family. Did I miss anything?? Xx | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() Organised religion ? | |||
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"Never thought id see the day when i would be saying that minxie has put a sane thread up ![]() well dont speak tooo soon, I can soon change that lol and may I ask on what basis are you lurking in here? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() My spelling isn't great...and i carry the ginger gene although not ginger myself. ![]() | |||
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"Never thought id see the day when i would be saying that minxie has put a sane thread up ![]() ![]() ![]() The fact its about the only thread worth posting on tonight lol | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() sorry about the caps....got fingers like pigs tits..... | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() are u canvassing for the moron vote? lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm doomed, I'm an illigitimate love child of prince Phillips that can't spell, I also have strawberry blonde hair, with a mixed race complexion and occaisionally I go swinging. Fuck! I must be a minority here. I bid you guys farewell. It seems this isn't the place for me." oh it sure is the place for u - dont go STAY lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() did you mean moran? | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() It might be hiding in the corner with mine ![]() | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() yep but had to have an excuse to be in my own thread lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why are we ![]() ![]() I'm sheltering the homeless ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I didn't know we were hiding. I thought this was the bathroom x" Just don't piss on the sense of humour in the corner ![]() | |||
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"I didn't know we were hiding. I thought this was the bathroom x" we're not hiding we're sheltering - til all the nasty people stop getting rid of everything ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why are we ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shouldnt that be the humourless ![]() | |||
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"Just popped in to see if I LEFT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() your sense of humour has been located ........ its over there in the corner but ........ I think it might have had a little accident ...... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why are we ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() wot about the humours in the corner? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can i come and shelter pretty please ![]() Hello is Pretty Please in the room and if so can she present herself ....... cos someone wants to cum (sorry spelling error there) ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() Do we have to sign in, forgotten my name againnnnnnn ![]() | |||
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"I didn't know we were hiding. I thought this was the bathroom x we're not hiding we're sheltering - til all the nasty people stop getting rid of everything ![]() ![]() I thought I was imagining posting on threads! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats ok you can use mine. | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() jeez I knew I forgot something ....... I didnt get the book to sign in .... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() u'd better have mine then ....... but be sure to live up to my name ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() Mine, thats a strange name. ![]() | |||
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"I'm old and grey but not quite senile is there room for me ? ![]() room for everyone here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh god there appears to be two of us with the name mine, this is gonna become chaotic lol ![]() | |||
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"I find the good thing about the controversial debates, is it keeps all the knobs busy for a while in one place ![]() He said knob , naughty lol | |||
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"I didn't know we were hiding. I thought this was the bathroom x we're not hiding we're sheltering - til all the nasty people stop getting rid of everything ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I find its best not to think!!!! ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I'm a gold mine, you? ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind Foreigners, or Europe and I don't too much mind rich people and big companies. I quite like the Royal Family and the Addams family - they are ok too. Muslims who eat kosher food are a real minority group so I like them and I am organising an asylum seeker love-in later this year. I admit that Gingers are a problem and old people steal all our welfare money on their silly pensions... oh and I think that illiterates should be deported , but that doesn't make me a bad person does it? Can I come in?" u would have to before u can leave ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() priceless me !!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I come in as well please? I posted on the underwear thread and the exercise thread but they were obvious ploys to get people to look at my profile and hey dudes and dudettes, it worked. 5 people in the past 5 hours. ![]() have u checked mine out ???? if not why not ??? when u have u can come in !!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well im the biggest and brightest diamond in the world | |||
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"All the ones that are got rid of can shelter in here .............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() this is true ![]() | |||
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"got room for one more in here " what cateqory are u sneaking in under ?? ![]() | |||
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"........ I'll just join on at the back of the queue .... or should I say cue? " oh u've been moved nearer the front ![]() | |||
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"hope im safe here s xxx ure a safe - are u loaded? ![]() skint - overworked and underpaid like most i guesss | |||
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"I find the good thing about the controversial debates, is it keeps all the knobs busy for a while in one place ![]() Ooooops.... Sorry I'm late... I was busy on another thread..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"hope im safe here s xxx ure a safe - are u loaded? ![]() also tired and slow and just got what you said ![]() | |||
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"........ I'll just join on at the back of the queue .... or should I say cue? oh u've been moved nearer the front ![]() Nooooooo you said I could move first, I'm old remember. | |||
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"hope im safe here s xxx ure a safe - are u loaded? ![]() ![]() oooops ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I just sit at the back and much on popcorn incase..... (Hiding behind a giraffe)" Munch munch god damn it...see I can't spell | |||
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"Can I just sit at the back and much on popcorn incase..... (Hiding behind a giraffe)" Dont tell Diamonds there's a Giraffe in here .................... too late .............. there is gonna be chaos and mayhem now lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I just sit at the back and much on popcorn incase..... (Hiding behind a giraffe) Dont tell Diamonds there's a Giraffe in here .................... too late .............. there is gonna be chaos and mayhem now lol ![]() ![]() Uh oh...herds giraffe out to another thread (sniffs) | |||
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"I find the good thing about the controversial debates, is it keeps all the knobs busy for a while in one place ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() u havent missed anything yet ....... but I have a feeling it might be all happening very shortly lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"........ I'll just join on at the back of the queue .... or should I say cue? oh u've been moved nearer the front ![]() u go first, Laine can follow - mind that Giraffe ![]() ![]() | |||
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"........ I'll just join on at the back of the queue .... or should I say cue? oh u've been moved nearer the front ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody giraffe get everywhere, I would start a thread about them but no doubt it would turn into war n peace. ![]() | |||
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"Can i come in im a little lonely ![]() yeah u qualify ............ mind the chaos and mayhem though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I just sit at the back and much on popcorn incase..... (Hiding behind a giraffe) Dont tell Diamonds there's a Giraffe in here .................... too late .............. there is gonna be chaos and mayhem now lol ![]() ![]() where are the giraffe's mines stuck at customs for having the wrong visa | |||
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"Mind the giraffe poo (lowers tone) ![]() u can clear that up now !!!!! this is a clean thread ![]() | |||
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"Can I just sit at the back and much on popcorn incase..... (Hiding behind a giraffe) Dont tell Diamonds there's a Giraffe in here .................... too late .............. there is gonna be chaos and mayhem now lol ![]() ![]() there's only one and its yours - it turned up ........ now pleeeeze get IT under control ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mind the giraffe poo (lowers tone) ![]() ![]() Has broom at the ready... | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() its -------------------- way, nite nite do u need to be tucked into bed with a little lullaby as well?? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a nice gingerish giraffe colour. Can I dye him blue do you think or is that cruel?" he's been giraffenapped by Diamonds, she riding him over in the corner ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah I am wide awake now, I woke myself up singing! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a nice gingerish giraffe colour. Can I dye him blue do you think or is that cruel? he's been giraffenapped by Diamonds, she riding him over in the corner ![]() ![]() Nooooooo.....!!! Gets on magic broom in chase | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() welcome then - out of curiosity what were you singing? ![]() | |||
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"Mine is a nice gingerish giraffe colour. Can I dye him blue do you think or is that cruel? he's been giraffenapped by Diamonds, she riding him over in the corner ![]() ![]() Yes i have giraffenapped him, you will have to get _xodussx to pay the ransom as hes the one that left mine at customs and no i dont want a blue giraffe | |||
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"I sit on this site for weeks then miss a day due to circumstances beyond my control (the bog ate my android, sorry miss ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() he ate my bread and butter pudding on the other thread???? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eye eye! What's going on in here? ![]() Diamonds is riding a giraffe in the corner there are two humours in the corner as well but someone did something unmentionable on one of them maturecouple is loaded and I cant remember the rest ....... ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Show me the way to go home..doh lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is a play on your OP ![]() | |||
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"Eye eye! What's going on in here? ![]() No sheep here, please leave quietly without any fuss ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() and someone nicked my arrow head that was showing u the way d'oh ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm tired and I want a bit of head I had a little whinge about an hour ago And it got me blocked instead ![]() | |||
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"Eye eye! What's going on in here? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Apologies for bringing the giraffe....glad I kept the hippo at home. Purrlleazzzzze can the giraffe be returned after he's invaded as many threads as possible ![]() I dont think he can cos u wanted to paint him blue ............... I think he has been rehomed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Show me the way to go home..I'm tired and I want to go to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Trust you ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ooopppppsssssss nodded offf." wake up how can you sleep with the babble going on in here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Apologies for bringing the giraffe....glad I kept the hippo at home. Purrlleazzzzze can the giraffe be returned after he's invaded as many threads as possible ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooo......!!!!!! here kitty kitty giraffe, here here giraffe (shakes giraffe food box) | |||
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"Apologies for bringing the giraffe....glad I kept the hippo at home. Purrlleazzzzze can the giraffe be returned after he's invaded as many threads as possible ![]() ![]() ![]() he aint hungry - he ate my bread and butter pudding the pig !! ![]() | |||
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"are you sure there is no elephant in the room " this is not the noah's ark u know - where's my fudge lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Apologies for bringing the giraffe....glad I kept the hippo at home. Purrlleazzzzze can the giraffe be returned after he's invaded as many threads as possible ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't make me open the giraffe pheromone spray (spritzes and takes cover) | |||
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"You might have to ask her that has the list ![]() I think she has popped over to a thread about global warming and the right of people to spell things wrong if they so choose. ![]() | |||
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"Or she is making a fresh bread and butter pud ??? ![]() Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hope she brings some back, ( or was she banned for lowering the low moral standards of fab ) ![]() | |||
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"Or she is making a fresh bread and butter pud ??? ![]() ![]() no she who has no name ... (indignant pose now) is back ........... gawd one cant answer the phone now lol ![]() | |||
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"Sorry is this the thread about urbinisation of villages with fewer than 400 inhabitates, unless one of them has a girrafe in house." out out I say u used too many long words (that I dont know the meaning of) lol ![]() | |||
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"Or she is making a fresh bread and butter pud ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Sits on the chastised naughty tractor step | |||
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"Or she is making a fresh bread and butter pud ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Or she is making a fresh bread and butter pud ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() how does one chatise a tractor ? ![]() | |||
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" no she who has no name ... (indignant pose now) is back ........... " Voldemort's mum.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Naughty tractor!!! Bad tractor....! Go sit by that giraffe " thank u - made a note of that ........ walks away shaking her head ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" no she who has no name ... (indignant pose now) is back ........... Voldemort's mum.... ![]() ![]() ![]() oiiiiii I used to like u ![]() | |||
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"Naughty tractor!!! Bad tractor....! Go sit by that giraffe thank u - made a note of that ........ walks away shaking her head ![]() ![]() ![]() Too much pudding here, sugar levels are high... | |||
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"Naughty tractor!!! Bad tractor....! Go sit by that giraffe thank u - made a note of that ........ walks away shaking her head ![]() ![]() ![]() nowt wrong with my sugar levels i never ate the pudding your giraffe did ![]() | |||
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"Am I allowed in , promise I know nuffin honest ![]() can u keep them all in check?? ![]() | |||
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"Naughty tractor!!! Bad tractor....! Go sit by that giraffe thank u - made a note of that ........ walks away shaking her head ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Passes round tart tatin to replace giraffe licked puds | |||
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"Am I allowed in , promise I know nuffin honest ![]() ![]() Puffs chest out , but of course ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Am I allowed in , promise I know nuffin honest ![]() Tcccccchhhhhhh and after all our help on the other thread lol. ![]() | |||
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"Am I allowed in , promise I know nuffin honest ![]() ![]() what on telling me what this is ¥ , yep thanks lot of use you turned out to be ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes i have giraffenapped him, you will have to get _xodussx to pay the ransom as hes the one that left mine at customs and no i dont want a blue giraffe" ....So you were right about it.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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