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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Haha what was the grade of the route?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not missing much.

Wanking is overrated.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a hot dog roll wedged in between two cushions and go hands free. Add ketchup if you’re finding it a bit dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go

Mrs "

I think I'd rather american pie style it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo imo

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No play time spunky cum time for you then

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"No play time spunky cum time for you then

LvM"

Not again, those words, bye bye any chance I had of my vagina working tonight

Mrs

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Haha what was the grade of the route?"

Indoor climbing, so all sorts.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go

Mrs "

I'm not that flexible

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"No play time spunky cum time for you then

LvM

Not again, those words, bye bye any chance I had of my vagina working tonight

Mrs "

Apologies to the Mr

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go

Mrs

I'm not that flexible

Now don't be a quitter, have you even tried?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Haha what was the grade of the route?

Indoor climbing, so all sorts.

Ik the feeling lol I'm back off tomorrow n Tuesday so il be sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you aren't a wanker.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

Just lube up the inside elbow and give that a go

Mrs

I'm not that flexible

We can't help you if you won't help yourself

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"My fingers are so sore from climbing I can't grip my cock

No problem. You look delicious. I'll be over in 4 or 5 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Get someone else to grip it

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Get someone else to grip it

Fuck a sponge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."

So you've heard, yeah right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...

So you've heard, yeah right."

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a hot dog roll wedged in between two cushions and go hands free. Add ketchup if you’re finding it a bit dry

PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like some help?

This offer has expired.

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

Worst nightmare, if you can’t masturbate

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Would you like some help?

This offer has expired."

Fine... I'll do it

LvM

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Would you like some help?

This offer has expired.

Fine... I'll do it

LvM"

You give too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst nightmare, if you can’t masturbate "

You live a blessed life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst nightmare, if you can’t masturbate

You live a blessed life."

Most of us do apart from the poor man who can't wank himself off right now.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Where is the Pringles cans weird porno stuff thread when we need it?

May be helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is the Pringles cans weird porno stuff thread when we need it?

May be helpful."

Thanks for the idea

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Where is the Pringles cans weird porno stuff thread when we need it?

May be helpful.

Thanks for the idea "

You’re welcome.

Report back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you try wearing gloves made from silk next time you climb? If you do that, your hands will be soft and silky ready for a wank when you reach the summit.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."

You just reminded me I own a fleshlight!

Not sure if I remembered to clean it after the last time...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard..."

Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?

Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses….

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Went bouldering again today! Hands are fucked.

Can one of your very kind ladies send a smutty voice recordings to make me cum hands free, I'll put in a good word for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll put in a good word for ya

I read that as "I'll put in a good wood for ya"

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By *randMrsLPCouple
over a year ago

london

use the vaccum cleaner

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...

Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?

Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses….

Do they all cum at once?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Ask somebody to do it for you, or cover your todger in peanut butter and flash a dog.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I keep telling you, people belong on the ground!

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Try bed humping

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...

Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?

Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses….

Do they all cum at once?"

I ate you butler

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By *uzedMan
over a year ago

Stafford

My fingers are so sore from masturbating. I cant climb anymore

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I keep telling you, people belong on the ground! "

When they trip on ice and fall on their arse

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Pringles tube, two sponges on the inside, surgical gloves cut out over the sponge, stick that between your mattress and bed, add lube... Or so I've heard...

Can’t grip his own cock, but is capable of Very Blue Blue Peter madness?

Maybe go for a bus ride? I’ve heard something about men & buses….

Buses! Were always an effort when I was younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you try wearing gloves made from silk next time you climb? If you do that, your hands will be soft and silky ready for a wank when you reach the summit. "

Like the profile & shots

Could you be over my side the road instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is the Pringles cans weird porno stuff thread when we need it?

May be helpful."

I hotlisted u & lost it x

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