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I will survive

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches,

Lord I almost died

But I'd spent oh so many nights waiting for a man that long that I grew strong

And I new that I could take you on

But there you are... another lie,

I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry

Should have known it was all bullshit, just a sad, pathetic dream

Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans..

Go on now go... walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!

I will survive, I will survive

Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey

It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud

But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed

Go on now go... you'd better flee

Last time I saw a prick that small was on my brother... he was 3

I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees

Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

Go on now go... just hit the track Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back

The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours

Is to stick it with a tooth-pick and dip it in tomato sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt know we had met other than socially xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this fem, thanks for the laugh... think I met someone like this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this fem, thanks for the laugh... think I met someone like this too! "

Mmm sorry i dont remember lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent, God there's some talent on here and not only in the sexy department lol xxx xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

lol this is the best take on i will survive i,ve heard in a long time you should publish it onto cd lol

very refreshing had a good laugh at it well done

jayne (_thwalescpl)

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Not my words I'm afraid, someone sent them to me, I thought they were funny so thought I'd share will you lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another excellent version of the classic song!

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By *elleCouple
over a year ago

south-west corner of outer london

Fantastic - thank you!

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