FabSwingers.com forum: Msges dryer than a badgers asshole

By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want mine instead? I've had some great ones lately ....sarcasm fully intended.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"If everyone inboxing me could please stop with hi how are you? I would die a happy woman lol of course its nice to be nice and I totally get that it's hard to just pluck up a conversation with a stranger but jeez just fuck right off with hi how are you!!

Take mine, 'hey' is the extent I recieve

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Fuck, OP?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What would you prefer? "

litterally anything else like listing your fave cereals in alphabetical order, would you rather dance with a kangaroo or go skydiving ect... lol

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "

But really, how are you?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Take mine, 'hey' is the extent I recieve

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

"Fancy a Fuck, OP?

go on then quickie in the bushes lol

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "

Do you prefer dick pics, wanna fuck,I'm free now messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried messaging guys first?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol

But really, how are you?"

lol im quite dandy ty how are you?

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Yes I do on occasion an I might actually say hi how are you but I don't just leave it at that I might pick something out on their profile that I like or agree with or just say some random Tom foolery

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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Do you prefer dick pics, wanna fuck,I'm free now messages?"

no, no an also no lol

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"How now, good friend, how farest thou this day?" is what I'd prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???"

If I see a guy I like yeah, it's not hard.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "

Oh no, OP...that's so boring

How are you anyway?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???"

Some women do message first

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

Some women do message first "

Usually after wine but still.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

Some women do message first

Usually after wine but still. "

Swig that wine down

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

Some women do message first

Usually after wine but still.

Swig that wine down

What happens after Kraken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

Some women do message first

Usually after wine but still.

Swig that wine down

What happens after Kraken

You'll find out.

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oh no, OP...that's so boring

How are you anyway?

Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Have you tried messaging guys first?

Are you really doing that???

Some women do message first

Usually after wine but still.

Swig that wine down

What happens after Kraken

You'll find out."

Crack that shit open

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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I sent a pissed as a fart msg to someone on here I'd had my eye on for months, I talked total bollocks but worked out well tho, 1 year later an he's still putting up with my bollocks lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Rant over, glad I got that of me chest lol "
hi how are youz?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I can pop you over some definitely not copy-pasted fantasy erotica instead if you like?

LvM

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well it could've been how was your day

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Oh no, OP...that's so boring

How are you anyway?

Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you?

Haha sorry, I couldn't resist that

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oh no, OP...that's so boring

How are you anyway?

Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you?

Haha sorry, I couldn't resist that

So couldn't a few others it seems pisstakers the lotta ya!!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Are badgers assholes dry?!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are badgers assholes dry?!"

And taste of vanilla

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Oh no, OP...that's so boring

How are you anyway?

Grrrr lol im well tho ty hows you?

Haha sorry, I couldn't resist that

So couldn't a few others it seems pisstakers the lotta ya!!

I try...but then again, I've often been told that I'm trying

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla "

Mmm, vanilla

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What would you prefer? "

Do you like my duck?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla "

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla"

That's....I have no words.

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla

That's....I have no words."

So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you prefer?

litterally anything else like listing your fave cereals in alphabetical order, would you rather dance with a kangaroo or go skydiving ect... lol "

This a serious point. if you don't want a polite introduction, how the flying fuck will someone know what you will find acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla

That's....I have no words.

So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?"

It's a good job you're cute.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla

That's....I have no words.

So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?

It's a good job you're cute."

Cute?! I hope that's meant in the classic seems to be northern way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are badgers assholes dry?!

And taste of vanilla

Meh I'm only into wet vanilla

That's....I have no words.

So this weather we've been having lately ehhh?

It's a good job you're cute.

Cute?! I hope that's meant in the classic seems to be northern way!"

Cute is good!

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP Woman
over a year ago

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This a serious point. if you don't want a polite introduction, how the flying fuck will someone know what you will find acceptable?"

Guess, use your brain to come up with an original msg,it's really not that hard

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