FabSwingers.com forum: It’s very quiet in here tonight, isn’t it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you think everyone is up to, Fabsters?

Surely not out meeting randomers for sex? Perish the thought.

Let’s speculate here exactly what everyone is up to rather than wasting precious hours of their finite time on this earth on a fuck site..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soz am watching rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be clear, that’s THEM not wasting precious hours of their finite time on this earth on an internet fuck site.

Because obviously that’s EXACTLY what we’re all doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Also watching the thighs - I mean rugby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be clear, that’s THEM not wasting precious hours of their finite time on this earth on an internet fuck site.

Because obviously that’s EXACTLY what we’re all doing!

You speak for yourself pet

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Been off taking pictures of myself again

Em x

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By *ixenitedWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

I'm guessing painting the town red and enjoying copious amounts of booze, as apposed to saddos like me eating cheesy balls

in my pj's watching cartoons lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm waiting on your pearls of wisdom Dan.

Lead me to the path of righteousness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising "

Is it? Is the egg-chasing STILL a thing!?

Hasn’t that all finished yet!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

I’m having dry wanks now since I’ve been doing that all day

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Browsing Etsy..dangerous prospect for wallet buut i feel like getting a little halloweenie haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in bed listening to fuckas having a good time in the bars outside. Can you all kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Fab is outside my apartment. Shhhhhhhhh. Ta

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

I’m having dry wanks now since I’ve been doing that all day "

Good. Did you manage to fill the jug to 500ml of ejaculation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

I’m having dry wanks now since I’ve been doing that all day

Good. Did you manage to fill the jug to 500ml of ejaculation?

Sending it off to the sports bar now so the rugby fans can play soggy biscuit

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising "

Me too.... relieved Scotland finally got some points on the board lol

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Ahem, I’m just trying to be a responsible adult and recover after my surgery in peace!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising

Is it? Is the egg-chasing STILL a thing!?

Hasn’t that all finished yet!?

No it hasn't lol

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Staying in until the Mrs fully recovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising

Is it? Is the egg-chasing STILL a thing!?

Hasn’t that all finished yet!?

No it hasn't lol"

Bloody hell it’s been going on long enough.

I assume it’s the Final tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising

Is it? Is the egg-chasing STILL a thing!?

Hasn’t that all finished yet!?

No it hasn't lol

Bloody hell it’s been going on long enough.

I assume it’s the Final tonight? "

Coming up to the end of the group stages.

Oz could be out tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Ireland vs Scotland. Mesmerising

Is it? Is the egg-chasing STILL a thing!?

Hasn’t that all finished yet!?

No it hasn't lol

Bloody hell it’s been going on long enough.

I assume it’s the Final tonight?

Coming up to the end of the group stages.

Oz could be out tomorrow."

The GROUP stages!? No way!?

Didn’t this start like MONTHS ago?!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Was watching a good film on Netflix with Mark Whalberg - Infinite...pretty good

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's the monthly Clique orgy so they're probably all otherwise occupied with genitals in their various orifices. I'm sure someone is getting the minutes down if you're interested in reading the key points later though.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

You're gonna get people talking!

Actually carry on. It's a good decoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found music more entertaining than the forums so far and on the verge of going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!"

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching the conjuring. It's a tad boring so I'm also perving bearded tattooed men with pretty penises, on fab but not on the forums. They don't exist on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

maybe it was my own thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

maybe it was my own thighs

You’re excused! We can talk about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wrote an article for a local magazine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

maybe it was my own thighs

You’re excused! We can talk about them

Thanks, though it was the mens!

Waiting for a lecture now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

maybe it was my own thighs

You’re excused! We can talk about them

Thanks, though it was the mens!

Waiting for a lecture now. "

I can’t be arsed to copy and paste it all again now..

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m just watching Gavin and Stacey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wrote an article for a local magazine...."

good chap! I used to do that, many moons ago. It’s important to keep the local publications going, it’s hard to get contributors in many cases

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

F1 Qatar qualifying sprint highlights for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby....Thighs.....Irelands playing a good game!

Now now, when the Women’s Football World Cup was on we were not allowed to sexualise the ladies (blah blah something something elite sportspeople at the top of their game blah blah ..)

When did the rules change!?!

maybe it was my own thighs

You’re excused! We can talk about them

Thanks, though it was the mens!

Waiting for a lecture now.

I can’t be arsed to copy and paste it all again now..

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

Just PW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

Just PW?

I can day dream about you too. Would a three way kiss work? I might not be able to stop smiling though.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

Just PW?

It's ok in the alternate universe I'm going down on you from behind

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Deciding what movie to watch on netflix

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

Just PW?

I can day dream about you too. Would a three way kiss work? I might not be able to stop smiling though.

We'll make it work, if I'm in the way I can always kiss other places

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

2 private parties local to me tonight we had invites but still feeling under the weather but the more male loaded the site gets the more underground/private/word of mouth the scene becomes just like the old days ... heard theres a local dogging party tonight too all been privately arranged to avoid the usual dogging crowd couples taking control again nice to see

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"2 private parties local to me tonight we had invites but still feeling under the weather but the more male loaded the site gets the more underground/private/word of mouth the scene becomes just like the old days ... heard theres a local dogging party tonight too all been privately arranged to avoid the usual dogging crowd couples taking control again nice to see"

Yeah fuck the people and fuck the power!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Getting fucked, probably.

Or hammered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably all at the party my neighbours are having

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're busy being ill. Our lodgers are out being actual young people. We're the boring old fuckers at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're busy being ill. Our lodgers are out being actual young people. We're the boring old fuckers at home

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're busy being ill. Our lodgers are out being actual young people. We're the boring old fuckers at home

Hi "

Hola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're busy being ill. Our lodgers are out being actual young people. We're the boring old fuckers at home

Hola!"

Oh you’re so sexy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're busy being ill. Our lodgers are out being actual young people. We're the boring old fuckers at home

Hola!

Oh you’re so sexy

*Abanicando*

Muchas gracias, guapo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wrote an article for a local magazine....

good chap! I used to do that, many moons ago. It’s important to keep the local publications going, it’s hard to get contributors in many cases

I think once the legal team have looked at it, it may be my last….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out! Not for fun though. Although I drove back home past everyone having fun though. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to IKEA in Sheffield till closing time, that's enough excitement for one night hahaha ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're all shagging

Must be nice

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've just come back from a large charity quiz. Good fun

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

What's for tea on Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was out! Not for fun though. Although I drove back home past everyone having fun though. Nice. "

Maren’s taxi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out at clubs.. Shagging sat night

What most fabbers do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner "

Tea. Dinner is what you have in the middle of the day. Who serves food at school? Dinnerladies*. So there

*there's probably some Dinnermen too

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner "

Dinner is early afternoon

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner

Tea. Dinner is what you have in the middle of the day. Who serves food at school? Dinnerladies*. So there

*there's probably some Dinnermen too"

I was just going to say the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr is at work and flirting with Em too. I'm day dreaming about PW and I think everyone else is wanking over thoughts of me.

Just PW?

I can day dream about you too. Would a three way kiss work? I might not be able to stop smiling though.

We'll make it work, if I'm in the way I can always kiss other places

*Bites knuckle* fuck me I'd love to be a fly on the wall for this scenario

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry i was busy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner

Tea. Dinner is what you have in the middle of the day. Who serves food at school? Dinnerladies*. So there

*there's probably some Dinnermen too

I was just going to say the same thing

We do live in the same general geographic area

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Got bored so rewrote the profile.

And consumed a fair bit of cider in the process......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be all gagged n tied up hence cannot speak

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

Boo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're all shagging

Must be nice

Little do they know the real OGs are on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner

Tea. Dinner is what you have in the middle of the day. Who serves food at school? Dinnerladies*. So there

*there's probably some Dinnermen too

I was just going to say the same thing

We do live in the same general geographic area

Yep, north of the tea/dinner divide. You know these dinner lot don't serve gravy in their chippies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We've been at a birthday party. Now watching LOTR, and planning next week's teas. Rock. And. Roll.

I know you mean dinner

Tea. Dinner is what you have in the middle of the day. Who serves food at school? Dinnerladies*. So there

*there's probably some Dinnermen too

I was just going to say the same thing

We do live in the same general geographic area

Yep, north of the tea/dinner divide. You know these dinner lot don't serve gravy in their chippies

Good heavens!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Been to a charity music night as a friend of mine was one of the acts playing. My best mate from work, and her dad, were there, too, so at least I had someone to sit with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very quiet

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

ECHO

ECHo

ECho

Echo

echo

(echo)

((echo))

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

QUIET

QUIEt

QUIet

QUiet

Quiet

quiet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was out! Not for fun though. Although I drove back home past everyone having fun though. Nice. "

What's the point going out if not for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting fucked, probably.

Or hammered. "

Are you in either of those categories?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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