FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculous porn

By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Does any stuff in a porn scene put you off, to the point you can't watch it? And I don't mean disgusting stuff, I mean ridiculous, like stupid outfits or hairdos, or a completely stupid setup, like she's stuck in the washing machine or something.

I just came across one where for the entire scene, the guy had both hands stuck in Pringles cans. I believe that would be a "challenging wank" (for me viewing as well as him, although luckily a girl was there to fuck him in his hour of need)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Link me to the pringles immediately.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

You said come across

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Does any stuff in a porn scene put you off, to the point you can't watch it?"

Not until after I've finished my wank

LvM

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I don't watch a lot of porn tbh but the story lines and acting has always been laughable.

I think all the step mum, step brother porn is a bit strange.

But then again so is a lot of porn.

Big dildo porn is my go to, along with lesbian and amateur.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Link me to the pringles immediately."

I was almost impressed they committed to it for the entire scene.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"You said come across "

I considered acknowledging it, but then decided it was a bit childish

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

As someone who doesn’t watch porn, his hands were stuck in Pringles cans for doing what exactly?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

What happened to the Pringles?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've left, as soon as the plot is dubious, which covers most of it

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I don't watch a lot of porn tbh but the story lines and acting has always been laughable.

I think all the step mum, step brother porn is a bit strange.

But then again so is a lot of porn.

Big dildo porn is my go to, along with lesbian and amateur.

The fake dicks/dick sleeves are bizarre, as well as some women's tentacle looking dildos (maybe called dragon dildos?)

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"As someone who doesn’t watch porn, his hands were stuck in Pringles cans for doing what exactly? "

Well he made the classic mistake of reaching for the last crisp, instead of pouring. Then he still had another can, and a hand free, so he tried his luck again. And who would have guessed, it happened again! Unfortunately the girl wasn't strong enough to remove them, so sex was their only option moving forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you Pop, you just can’t stop

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Does any stuff in a porn scene put you off, to the point you can't watch it?

Not until after I've finished my wank

LvM"

You have the focus and resolve I can only dream of

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Once you Pop, you just can’t stop

I believe this was the actual title of the scene.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

The stupidly false cumshots, where it's like a hosepipe emptying over the lady.

Why, oh, why?

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

There was this thing with Rebecca more in. It was called benefits street or something, was about a council estate. The fucking was hot but the acting and script really did make me laugh. Could of been called friend's with benefits street I'm not sure, I'll try and find it lol.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I don't watch a lot of porn tbh but the story lines and acting has always been laughable.

I think all the step mum, step brother porn is a bit strange.

But then again so is a lot of porn.

Big dildo porn is my go to, along with lesbian and amateur.

I agree with the step dad/sister/mother etc. stuff. That is weird, and it's fucking all over porn these days

Why can't 2 hot people just fuck each other just because? Why does it have to be weird and gross??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’d be more turned on by the Pringles I think…

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"What happened to the Pringles?"

I think the cans were nearly empty, as the guy was reaching for the last ones.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

The fake dicks/dick sleeves are bizarre, as well as some women's tentacle looking dildos (maybe called dragon dildos?)"

Agreed regarding the fake dicks, and also the fake cumshots.

I haven't seen the tentacle dildos and am definitely not googling it right now

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I prefer watching women only films (usually solo work) if I do watch them, and in those cases, I'm partial to some comedy - either improvised or in the plot.

It makes it feel less artificial as I think the actresses genuinely enjoy themselves in such scenes.

Campy is fun!

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"The stupidly false cumshots, where it's like a hosepipe emptying over the lady.

Why, oh, why?

I know! Weird and gross! I wonder whose job it is to make the fake jizz??

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

The fake dicks/dick sleeves are bizarre, as well as some women's tentacle looking dildos (maybe called dragon dildos?)

Agreed regarding the fake dicks, and also the fake cumshots.

I haven't seen the tentacle dildos and am definitely not googling it right now"

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"There was this thing with Rebecca more in. It was called benefits street or something, was about a council estate. The fucking was hot but the acting and script really did make me laugh. Could of been called friend's with benefits street I'm not sure, I'll try and find it lol."

OMG I've actually seen that. Isn't it like a Shameless parody or something? I don't see the appeal of making pornstars look rough as fuck

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I prefer watching women only films (usually solo work) if I do watch them, and in those cases, I'm partial to some comedy - either improvised or in the plot.

It makes it feel less artificial as I think the actresses genuinely enjoy themselves in such scenes.

Campy is fun!"

I'm all for fun and lightheartedness, but I couldn't stop staring at the pringles cans

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I’d be more turned on by the Pringles I think…"

They were the most notable thing about the scene. I guess they did the job, they got me talking about it, and I know everyone here has now googled it

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What happened to the Pringles?

I think the cans were nearly empty, as the guy was reaching for the last ones."

Let's be honest, we've all got our hands stuck in a pringles tube. But two, that's just silly.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I prefer watching women only films (usually solo work) if I do watch them, and in those cases, I'm partial to some comedy - either improvised or in the plot.

It makes it feel less artificial as I think the actresses genuinely enjoy themselves in such scenes.

Campy is fun!

I'm all for fun and lightheartedness, but I couldn't stop staring at the pringles cans"

Wouldn't be a problem if there was no man in the scene haha. It's harder (no pun intended) to make a plot with multiple characters.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"What happened to the Pringles?

I think the cans were nearly empty, as the guy was reaching for the last ones.

Let's be honest, we've all got our hands stuck in a pringles tube. But two, that's just silly."

It’s something I could see myself doing to be honest

Not the porn part. Obviously.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"What happened to the Pringles?

I think the cans were nearly empty, as the guy was reaching for the last ones.

Let's be honest, we've all got our hands stuck in a pringles tube. But two, that's just silly.

It’s something I could see myself doing to be honest

Not the porn part. Obviously."

Obviously, Misty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahegao faces done so poorly that it looks like they're having a stroke

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Stopped for a suck or a gape in every 20 second.

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