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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what's the cheesiest chat up line you've heard, this should be funny

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I've forgotten to bring my scarf, could I use your legs instead?

Interestingly, I didn't get slapped for saying it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've forgotten to bring my scarf, could I use your legs instead?

Interestingly, I didn't get slapped for saying it!!! "

haha cheesey or what x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

i just this second had that one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

i just this second had that one lol"

hahaaaa, did u reply xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

i just this second had that one lol

hahaaaa, did u reply xx "

no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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i just this second had that one lol

hahaaaa, did u reply xx

no "

neither would I, I had one the other day sayin, "your that hot you make heat melt" wtf I thought

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

The best one I said was...

Hey where have you been???

The young lady replied errr nowhere why?

I then said, well it's about time you did, let me take you out! I thunked that one up all my self, I was veeery d*unk.

Worst one was..

seeing a lady stood at the top of some steps in a night club. As the smooches came on I looked at her with my one eye that was still kinda working at that time and proceeded to float over to her to ask her to hold me up,( I mean dance )

As I reached the 3rd step I went arse over tit.

Threw my beer all over her and rugby tackled the to the floor in the process.

Erm I didn't get a dance lol

As I was leaving the club I could hear her saying OMG I think all the night club saw my knickers!!!

Fook all about my bruised ego the selfish cow lol

Oh and her pants were red in case you was wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

i just this second had that one lol"

I've had that 3 times off a married man. My reply every time was "would your wife mind" or words to that effect. I ended up blocking him. Little toes are gross - I don't want to be compared to one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

i just this second had that one lol

I've had that 3 times off a married man. My reply every time was "would your wife mind" or words to that effect. I ended up blocking him. Little toes are gross - I don't want to be compared to one!! "

its just sad, even sadder from a married guy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used "what's your favourite cheese?" before - with mixed success - does that count?

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