FabSwingers.com forum: Sea of sausage

By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

When I first joined here, there’s was lots of couples and a fair few single ladies dotted around like tiny pretty mushrooms on a dewy autumn morning…

…where have they all gone? Have you been swallowed up by the sea of sausage that has become fab?

No offence single guys, we love you really but there’s SO many of you.

I’m offering free flotation devices to help rescue you, what shape is your choice to be rescued with?

I’m going for a doughnut with sprinkles

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I quite like the sausage

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

"I quite like the sausage

Oh me too but there is a lot of em

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

"Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

Only the best! Does it come with free wine too?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m quite partial to the sea of sausage right now.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not just any sausage, I'm M&S sausage

Only the best! Does it come with free wine too?"

Yep, and a desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sausage could use some re-inflation ..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

There’s a few flavours I enjoy

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Prefer my pig in a blanket

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ll take one of those pizza slice floats please

Not a plain margarita though, something with a bit of spice

Spicy sausage??

There’s a few flavours I enjoy

British banger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for the sea of sausage.

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

Don't ask how they are made

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Coming from a sausage haver, t'was always so. And there's always been a dearth of tacos.

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By *urious KittenWoman
over a year ago

Neverland

I love a sausage but a little dewy mushroom would also be good sometimes

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

You're more than welcome to my sausage OP

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Unfortunately roast dinners and sausages have been crowded out by beige looking vegan fare. Gin is now three times the price and alcohol free with a weekly Daily Mail warning that tea causes cancer. My local Post Office has closed and the number 53 bus route is diverted by the M25.

Jelly is always acceptable, other than with a strawberry allergy.

Dr Nasty

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Bum shaped please.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Up Sausage!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bring on the sausage. I'm hungry.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

No sausages for Me thanks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can mine be pepperami shaped please? And if you've run out I'll take a Cumberland instead

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’ve had my armbands on for ages

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bring on the sausage. I'm hungry. "

Greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have one of those ones that look like a dragon/swan ??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Can I get a flamingo please - I like something to hold onto

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

"Can I get a flamingo please - I like something to hold onto

Of course you can

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago

cognito

"Can mine be pepperami shaped please? And if you've run out I'll take a Cumberland instead

This reminds me of those daft pepperami adverts

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