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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A lady has had giraffe poo seized at American customs. Giraffes only live in the wild in Africa and this lady collected it to make a necklace. Apparently it is legal to import Giraffe poo through legal channels. Authorities destroyed the Giraffe poo. Tom has two questions. How is giraffe poo destroyed? What's the most unusual necklace you have seen or made. What's going on here. It's all over the news

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

...someone made a pearl necklace for me once

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A lady has had giraffe poo seized at American customs. Giraffes only live in the wild in Africa and this lady collected it to make a necklace. Apparently it is legal to import Giraffe poo through legal channels. Authorities destroyed the Giraffe poo. Tom has two questions. How is giraffe poo destroyed? What's the most unusual necklace you have seen or made. What's going on here. It's all over the news"

Cheeky of her.. She's got some neck on her

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"...someone made a pearl necklace for me once "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It literally would be a shit necklace...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"A lady has had giraffe poo seized at American customs. Giraffes only live in the wild in Africa and this lady collected it to make a necklace. Apparently it is legal to import Giraffe poo through legal channels. Authorities destroyed the Giraffe poo. Tom has two questions. How is giraffe poo destroyed? What's the most unusual necklace you have seen or made. What's going on here. It's all over the news"

They dispose of it on the extra large giraffe sized toilet....it's like a whirlpool

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I had a bracelet made from the hair from an elephant's bum as a child. Can't remember who got it for me or when but I guess that's pretty novel.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is "

Apparently giraffe poo can carry insects and diseases but it can be treated via the legal route

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Tom, giraffes don’t wear necklaces. Especially ones made from pop.

Are you sure this is all over the news and not all over her shoes?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is

Apparently giraffe poo can carry insects and diseases but it can be treated via the legal route"

That’s understandable and that makes her a selfish inconsiderate cunt for trying to sneak it in

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is

Apparently giraffe poo can carry insects and diseases but it can be treated via the legal route

That’s understandable and that makes her a selfish inconsiderate cunt for trying to sneak it in "

That's quite a statement. To be fair to her, many people are ignorant about this sort of thing, including yourself if your earlier comment of just let her keep it is anything to go by?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is

Apparently giraffe poo can carry insects and diseases but it can be treated via the legal route

That’s understandable and that makes her a selfish inconsiderate cunt for trying to sneak it in

That's quite a statement. To be fair to her, many people are ignorant about this sort of thing, including yourself if your earlier comment of just let her keep it is anything to go by?"

I was just taking the piss I forget it’s not as obvious on here as in real life maybe I should start using those yellow faces to help show the tone of the post

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Haha why destroy it she went to all that trouble could have just let her keep it as strange as it is

Apparently giraffe poo can carry insects and diseases but it can be treated via the legal route

That’s understandable and that makes her a selfish inconsiderate cunt for trying to sneak it in

That's quite a statement. To be fair to her, many people are ignorant about this sort of thing, including yourself if your earlier comment of just let her keep it is anything to go by?

I was just taking the piss I forget it’s not as obvious on here as in real life maybe I should start using those yellow faces to help show the tone of the post "

Ha, OK. Fair enough you never quite know on here!!

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