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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live and let live pet. If they’re happy that’s grand

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Whatever makes them feel uncomfortable and unattractive.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

An ankle tag probably

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

...the look of disdain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have no idea but I like your username.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Tight binbags

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Dressing gown and slippers in public

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pulled up sports socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have no idea but I like your username."

It's very "midlands"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

That's quite specific.. is it just black leggings?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Pulled up sports socks! "

Especially when worn with sliders... Fluffy sliders too ffs!!

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By *ohemianBristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Pulled up sports socks!

Especially when worn with sliders... Fluffy sliders too ffs!! "

I do lots of festvials, this is a good look to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

That's quite specific.. is it just black leggings?

Purple with white polka dots come a close second

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

That's quite specific.. is it just black leggings?

Purple with white polka dots come a close second"

Anyone seen out in public wearing the Gregg's logo stuff yet? That's one heck of a look, nearly Paul's Boutique level

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Men in vests/vest tops. Never liked it. Reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Onesie in public

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

A shitty entitled attitude..

Inappropriate clothes for the location

Showing up in sweats to a nice restaurant

Anything dirty greasy smelly regardless of the attire or cost of it

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Men in vests/vest tops. Never liked it. Reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt "

Even on holiday?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Dressing gown and slippers in public"

One came into a cafe I use yesterday.

Ordered stuff to take away.

Thankfully didn't sit in to eat but meant she came back in to collect it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Socks and sandals x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old shell suit

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Men in vests/vest tops. Never liked it. Reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt

Even on holiday?"

Yeah. Not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joggers. We went to a meet years ago and the guy was just in from work, hands unwashed, filthy joggies and generally plain unpresentable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/23 18:50:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High Heels

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By *elkieWoman
over a year ago

Durham

"Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

That's quite specific.. is it just black leggings?

Purple with white polka dots come a close second

Anyone seen out in public wearing the Gregg's logo stuff yet? That's one heck of a look, nearly Paul's Boutique level

My local rugby club loves the greggs fleecy crocs. Magic for winter

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Anything smelly, otherwise, cone as you are

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

sandals with socks on

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Man United top.

I've only given one pass on that in my life time.

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Whenever you see someone wearing..... makes you go uuuggghhhhhh..

Sorry ladies, for me, it's black leggings with flip flops when you have gammy feet

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Me in a Mankini...pretty horrifying thought

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Clothes that are obviously too small

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Badly fitting high-heeled shoes. Looks like a child dressing up in their Mum’s heels.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Crocs

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Crocs"

This

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Badly fitting high-heeled shoes. Looks like a child dressing up in their Mum’s heels."

Knee high boots usually when the legs are too skinny for the boots and they're flopping about. That's even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shitty entitled attitude..

Inappropriate clothes for the location

Showing up in sweats to a nice restaurant

Anything dirty greasy smelly regardless of the attire or cost of it"

It's similar to this for me.

It is situationally dependant. But if they are unclean. The clothes can be worn or old but preferably clean.

But inappropriate slogans etc they too are a turn off

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Pulled up sports socks!

Especially when worn with sliders... Fluffy sliders too ffs!!

I do lots of festvials, this is a good look to me

Nooooo!!! That is so upsetting!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Oohh the new trend of trousers that have fell out with your feet on an otherwise smart pair of suit trousers and worn with smart shoes, no socks is also worse than socks... Really, you look like your mum couldn't afford new uniform and your legs grew much faster than your feet ffs!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Shell suits back in the day and nowadays, trackies & hoodies, baseball caps/IQ reducers.

For ladies wearing a nice dress but accompanied by a pair of Doc Martin boots or trainers.

Not forgetting pj's when you need something from the shops ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins"

I had some of those in the noughties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks and sandals x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

The skins of their vanquished former lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs"

I knew there was more than that untamed wit why I liked you so much

It’s also the knowledge

Hi staff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean shorts

Those hats with the flat rim (I’m not sure what they’re called)

Socks that are supposed to be white but have turned grey

Skinny jeans

Dirty trainers

That’s all I can think of right now

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Dog/cat/bunny ears/nose and cute/fake freckles all over the face. Big turn off!

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By *tes2010Man
over a year ago

Near you

I fucking love my Crocs!

For me, my uniform is the worst thing and most unattractive thing anyone could wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything Arsenal

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Crocs

I knew there was more than that untamed wit why I liked you so much

It’s also the knowledge

Hi staff x"

Ah bloody hell should have guessed that name. Hey Tom

good to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably what I just wore out....don't ask!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

Sorry Fluffy we are a similar age, I remember them I did't have a pair, you're on your own with this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gps ankle bracelet from their probation officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

The noughties were a lawless time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

Sorry Fluffy we are a similar age, I remember them I did't have a pair, you're on your own with this one!!

Ah you weren’t vibing with the r&b crew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A diaper

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A tatty string vest with stains down the front.

Thankfully you don’t see many of them about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I’m sayin is I got them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the furrrrrr

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Football tops are hugely off-putting for me. Much as I don't like generalisations, if someone cares enough about the game to wear an official strip, they're usually someone I have very little in common with, and I anticipate them being obnoxious.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

Sorry Fluffy we are a similar age, I remember them I did't have a pair, you're on your own with this one!!

Ah you weren’t vibing with the r&b crew?"

I wasn't sadly, I was with the Naf Naf jacket crew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People wearing their pyjamas to go to the shop or do the school run

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

Those cheap see through leggings that get pulled and baggy at the knee with sliders. I have both!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Polo tops

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

Sorry Fluffy we are a similar age, I remember them I did't have a pair, you're on your own with this one!!

Ah you weren’t vibing with the r&b crew?

I wasn't sadly, I was with the Naf Naf jacket crew!

I had you down as Kappa

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

The worste look is genitals as a profile pic.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

I had some of those in the noughties

Oh Chick

They were en vogue

For whom?

Um all the early 20s girls

Sorry Fluffy we are a similar age, I remember them I did't have a pair, you're on your own with this one!!

Ah you weren’t vibing with the r&b crew?

I wasn't sadly, I was with the Naf Naf jacket crew!

I had you down as Kappa"

No Naf Naf and Joe Bloggs for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High waisted jeans

We can see your fupa, your not tricking anyone

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"High waisted jeans

We can see your fupa, your not tricking anyone "

I get uncomfortable when I see someone in them, which says a lot about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ankle tag probably "

You jest but a guy turned up at the club last week sporting one of these under his towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins"

This from my wife and kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balaclava

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Men in vests/vest tops. Never liked it. Reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt "

Your lucky, my dad used to remind me of Rab C Nesbitt!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Men in vests/vest tops. Never liked it. Reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt

Even on holiday?"

As an aside, you have nice legs!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Anything smelly, otherwise, cone as you are

Perfume smelly or unclean smelly?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

This from my wife and kids?

For a very brief moment, I thought my teenage daughter was going to head down that root. It would have been a shame because I'd grown quite fond of her.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

This from my wife and kids?

For a very brief moment, I thought my teenage daughter was going to head down that root. It would have been a shame because I'd grown quite fond of her. "

*ROUTE*

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"sandals with socks on "

In certain circles this is seen as trendy. I remember a fella who used to run a blog many years ago entirely dedicated to sandals with socks and taking the piss out folk who did. I was amazed at how it was joke that just kept giving.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Muscle vests ... unless you're Bruce Willis back in the day

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A mask with my face on it.

Or, in my case, my face.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Socks

Wellies

The trousers that come to your calf

Bow tie

Really larey boxers

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Balaclava "

Is this from experience? Lol

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Polo tops

Do you mean all polo shirts or the brand Polo Ralph Lauren?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"sandals with socks on

I don't have a problem with that in winter.

I used to fly to the West Indies and it was utterly pointless wearing heavy winter shoes for the journey. However, barefoot in sandals at that time of year at this end of the journey is pushing it for comfort.

Similarly, I would wear thermals under tropical trousers and remove them towards the end of the flight.

That way I also kept luggage to a minimum.

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Manchester United football kit

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Polo tops

Do you mean all polo shirts or the brand Polo Ralph Lauren?"

All of them!

Don't mistake it for roll neck jumpers. I like those.

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

Celtic football top....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jogging bottoms with "Juicy" on the arse in sequins

This from my wife and kids?

From seeing someone in the wild wearing them last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo tops

I love a good polo top! Have a bunch in different colours and are perfect for smart casual occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo tops

in two minds re these, they can look nice if close fitting & adorning a tight, fit body. Loose around the arms/waist not so much

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Sandals.. with socks

like, since when did that became a thing?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Football tops on grown men (professional football players excepted)

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Pulled up sports socks!

Are they supposed to be worn with the tops folded over?

I shall do this forthwith with all socks!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A Small Heath Alliance (Birmingham City) kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ankle tag probably "

This one wins it for me haha

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

A giraffe outfit...

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Socks when they are just about to stick me with their sausage…instant floppy for me

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Socks when they are just about to stick me with their sausage…instant floppy for me

Socks and sandals

Crocks

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Socks when they are just about to stick me with their sausage…instant floppy for me

Socks and sandals

Crocks

Oh nooo there’s something

about socks & sandals

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My skin

Mwahahahhaa! I need to stop watching serial killer documentaries

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Socks when they are just about to stick me with their sausage…instant floppy for me

Socks and sandals

Crocks

Oh nooo there’s something

about socks & sandals "

For me, it honestly depends on the socks and sandals. If they're the "right ones", it can actually look quite hot, but otherwise it can be a total turn-off.

I love feet and shoes, so it's one of the first things that I look at

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"My skin

Mwahahahhaa! I need to stop watching serial killer documentaries

But please don't stop showing those lovely feet on your profile

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Socks when they are just about to stick me with their sausage…instant floppy for me

Socks and sandals

Crocks

Oh nooo there’s something

about socks & sandals "

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

One of them wolf fleeces...

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

When I see a nice pair of heels but the labels have been left on the soles

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"When I see a nice pair of heels but the labels have been left on the soles "

This

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sack cloth

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