FabSwingers.com forum: Bummed By A Log Fire

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The most romantic thing ever?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

No. The embers sting my ring.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"The most romantic thing ever?

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Doesn’t the log fire burn your anus?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just make sure you keep your socks on hot stuff

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Passion that sparks with the burning embers of lust….

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"No. The embers sting my ring."

Joking aside had little groups in the living room with log fire going and had some flying embers ??

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ring of fire......

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

"The most romantic thing ever?

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Doesn’t the log fire burn your anus? "

Only if it’s lit.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

Get her to fart and find out, report back to us

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

Get her to fart and find out, report back to us "
im on it!! Just need a nice lady with a windy fanny… could be another thread entirely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever log fire

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Clever log fire

Only from John Lewis!!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

I prefer my wood to not be ablaze (smouldering is as far as I’m prepared to go) !

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"No. The embers sting my ring."

Ahaha ha. brilliantly written lol.

Having sex near an open fire is nice until the fire spits out sparks, peppers your legs, sack and arse and set carpet alight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

Get her to fart and find out, report back to us im on it!! Just need a nice lady with a windy fanny… could be another thread entirely!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

Get her to fart and find out, report back to us im on it!! Just need a nice lady with a windy fanny… could be another thread entirely!!

…. To the rescue!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re mostly a bunch of harmed individuals who have taken my idyllic vision of a romantic interlude next to a log fire with a slutty tart (Not judging!!)

and turned it into something awful and tawdry… shame on you!! In other news are fanny farts flammable… ?

Get her to fart and find out, report back to us im on it!! Just need a nice lady with a windy fanny… could be another thread entirely!!

…. To the rescue!!!!!!!!

Grab a fire extinguisher!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

When I said I enjoy a burning ring of fire, wasn’t expecting to be bummed by said log fire.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Sex by an open fire is nice

It keeps things nice and warm when youve licked it and made it all wet, The issue is the heat gets your legs and your arse becomes rather hot after a while.

whilst on your sides its one side gets warmer than the other dosnt matter how low of a fire it is its teh same.

A heated room by a log fire is loverly with just the glow of the fire, the heated passion between the pair of you.

Your silhouettes of sexual passion reflected upon the wall clearly showing your arse going up and down between thighs.

The loverly view of someone taken on all fours as deeper passions enfold the loverly view of her out stretched neck head pulled back clearly visable.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Sex by an open fire is nice

It keeps things nice and warm when youve licked it and made it all wet, The issue is the heat gets your legs and your arse becomes rather hot after a while.

whilst on your sides its one side gets warmer than the other dosnt matter how low of a fire it is its teh same.

A heated room by a log fire is loverly with just the glow of the fire, the heated passion between the pair of you.

Your silhouettes of sexual passion reflected upon the wall clearly showing your arse going up and down between thighs.

The loverly view of someone taken on all fours as deeper passions enfold the loverly view of her out stretched neck head pulled back clearly visable.

So not in the showroom then???

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"The most romantic thing ever?

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Doesn’t the log fire burn your anus?

Only if it’s lit. "

I heard your anus is totally lit

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Sounds painful

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The most romantic thing ever?

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Doesn’t the log fire burn your anus?

Only if it’s lit.

I heard your anus is totally lit "

I think you mean A Sun?

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Cosy evening

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Maybe this is what Johnny Cash was singing about

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By *urious130Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Wowwww ....what will your next romantic novel be called ??

Maybe "Fire and Ice......the pain and the glory".....never done it by the fire but used a log for other things than burning...

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Well I keep trying to seduce my log burner...no luck yet though

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Was there carpet burn also

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