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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley

The Spanish Inquisition!

What would you be forced to confess under such horrific torture as the “ fluffy cushions “ and “ comfy armchair “ ? Everyone breaks in the armchair.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Right now I think I'd more likely fall asleep

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd break wind probably

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I'd break wind probably "

Loss of bodily control sure sign the torture is working lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think I have anything to confess. I'm about as open a book as it's possible to be without being made of paper.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'd break wind probably

Loss of bodily control sure sign the torture is working lol"

You'd be the one being tortured if I let rip

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I'd break wind probably

Loss of bodily control sure sign the torture is working lol

You'd be the one being tortured if I let rip "

Lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've still got my Panda teddy from when I was a baby.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I still have my owl from when I was 5 and won it in a fancy dress competition dressed as little bo peep lol

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I've still got my Panda teddy from when I was a baby."

See nobody can resist. Say 3 hail Mary’s and abstain from eating avacado for 3 days

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I still have my owl from when I was 5 and won it in a fancy dress competition dressed as little bo peep lol"

For such a serious offence, bath twice daily in communion wine and sleep wearing pink fluffy socks for a month

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I still have my owl from when I was 5 and won it in a fancy dress competition dressed as little bo peep lol

For such a serious offence, bath twice daily in communion wine and sleep wearing pink fluffy socks for a month "

Bathe in communion wine? I'd prefer to drink it lol

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I stole my neice's chicken nuggets and blamed the kitten.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm giving you ALL up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to church today no need for confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoons in my area has a church as a pub.. Proper sin booths

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I stole my neice's chicken nuggets and blamed the kitten."

Repent! Succubus of Satan. Wash your teeth in holy water and abstain from watching Emmerdale for at least a week

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit. "

The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.

Want a brew whilst you’re sat down?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"Been to church today no need for confession "

You sure your soul was properly cleansed?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I'm giving you ALL up."

Finally an acolyte. Grab a cushion and get torturing

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit.

The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.

Want a brew whilst you’re sat down?"

Oh I see! So the addition of tea helps facilitate the righteous relaxation, thereby increasing the likelihood of a confession… so adding in a plateful of cookies and a good book will help as well!

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"Nothing to confess, but if the chair is as comfy as you say, I’d bring a book and ask for a cuppa and a biscuit.

The chair is not comfy, it’s the necessary implement of righteous relaxation, forcing confessions from the most mildly evil in society.

Want a brew whilst you’re sat down?

Oh I see! So the addition of tea helps facilitate the righteous relaxation, thereby increasing the likelihood of a confession… so adding in a plateful of cookies and a good book will help as well! "

Sssshhh don’t tell everyone the grand plan. Here just take the cookies and the book and if anybody asks tell them it was the most excruciating torture you’ve ever experienced

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That I did wash behind my ears

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"That I did wash behind my ears "

Bless you my child

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

That I just devoured two magnum icecreams. I just had a craving

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"That I just devoured two magnum icecreams. I just had a craving "

Could be a sign of demonic possession. You will need and old priest and a young priest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to confess that I'm bloody wiped out!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"That I just devoured two magnum icecreams. I just had a craving

Could be a sign of demonic possession. You will need and old priest and a young priest "

Certainly not up the duff

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I confess I have a hairy arse n I'm not sorry

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I'm having another drink in the Warwick Arms.

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

stanley


"I confess I have a hairy arse n I'm not sorry "

Out demon spawn out! Visit at least 6 places of worship and a waxing salon

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I confess I have a hairy arse n I'm not sorry

Out demon spawn out! Visit at least 6 places of worship and a waxing salon "

Or pluck it hours of fun

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