FabSwingers.com forum: Help help a little assistance please

By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Twirls in, ruffles his plumage, gets ignored, twirls out.

#NotGoodEnoughForTheOP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Having given this some thought I have nothing to add’

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"‘Having given this some thought I have nothing to add’

This^

You could put on there "farting is my hobby" and you will still get interest. Men are from Mars

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Knitty my dear. What your already-fabulous profile is missing is a verification from me. So to fix that, we should get together. Immediately. Or at least imminently.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Mmmmmm….Oooo yeah; I want it right there….’

Oh….sorry, I was distracted by a film on in the background here….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get past the pictures of your boobs.. where was I yeah more boobs..

I could only offer generic advice..

I use the I.C,E. Formula

Interesting, captivating, enticing with your words and pictures.

P.S don't forget the boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it, you need a veri off Mr TT2 every profile needs one however there is a downside, this would mean you'd have to meet me TT2 and that's something nobody should have to do willingly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've got it, you need a veri off Mr TT2 every profile needs one however there is a downside, this would mean you'd have to meet me TT2 and that's something nobody should have to do willingly

Oi! Stop borrowing my ideas.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Oh ssssh I've wanted to for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/23 20:14:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it, you need a veri off Mr TT2 every profile needs one however there is a downside, this would mean you'd have to meet me TT2 and that's something nobody should have to do willingly

Oi! Stop borrowing my ideas.

I should really read the comments

But I'm not sorry may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"May the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Watching Knitter pick a winner could be *fun*.

I’m in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a female you can write any shite and get guys.

Just show boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Watching Knitter pick a winner could be *fun*.

I’m in."

Are we doing sound effects or no?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Are we doing sound effects or no? "

You’re on foley duties, Mrs.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

**bounces in**

You can't pounce if you got no bounce.

**bounces out**

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.....

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"**bounces in**

You can't pounce if you got no bounce.

**bounces out**"

Tigger?

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable."

No such thing as a manageable ball of yarn

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

No such thing as a manageable ball of yarn "

Agree to disagree

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Okay I think we have the making of something here. Keep them coming

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"‘Having given this some thought I have nothing to add’

This^

You could put on there "farting is my hobby" and you will still get interest. Men are from Mars"

Bodily functions are way out

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

So heres what we have so far.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirls out.

My already-fabulous profile is missing is a verification from a certain gentleman with a rose coloured view. So to fix that, we should get together. Immediately. Or at least imminently. Then I can say Mmmmmm….Oooo yeah; I want it right there….’

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Knitter

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics.

May work if it fits your sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So heres what we have so far.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirls out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Knitter"

Perfect

I’d smash your back doors in

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"So heres what we have so far.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirls out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Knitter

Perfect

I’d smash your back doors in

Perfect, got me craving your body ,now get those knickers off

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"So heres what we have so far.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirls out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Knitter

Perfect

I’d smash your back doors in

**wiggles bottom for Fluffy**

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"**wiggles bottom for Fluffy**"

Fluffy and Knitter, together? I think I need a little lie down.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

*wiggles seductively in* and suggests offering massages to the men folk... failing that, decorate their appendages with glitter and googly eyes, then feed them Jaffa cakes

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**wiggles bottom for Fluffy**

Fluffy and Knitter, together? I think I need a little lie down.

Wanna lay your head on my lap?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"*wiggles seductively in* and suggests offering massages to the men folk... failing that, decorate their appendages with glitter and googly eyes, then feed them Jaffa cakes"

Oh my goodness thats so much cooler than twirlimg.

Quick question can I replace the jaffa cakes with cookies?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Did I miss a reference to your new found love of glitter?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Did I miss a reference to your new found love of glitter? "

Good point amended.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirls out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Wanna lay your head on my lap?"

It’s not going to help me calm down, but yes. Yes I do.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I will just trip over and fall on top of you. Accidentally of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter."
you dont have to cater to a certain demographic. Just be yourself

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Wanna lay your head on my lap?

It’s not going to help me calm down, but yes. Yes I do."

Come on sweetness lay down and I can stroke your hair and whisper naughty thoughts

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I will just trip over and fall on top of you. Accidentally of course

That was my pick up back in the day at clubs

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter. you dont have to cater to a certain demographic. Just be yourself

Thank you thats wonderful advise

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Come on sweetness lay down and I can stroke your hair and whisper naughty thoughts"

I think I just actually swooned.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Here it is folks my new profile

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirls in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

My already-fabulous profile is missing a verification from a certain gentleman with a rose coloured view. So to fix that, we should get together. Immediately. Or at least imminently. Then I can say Mmmmmm….Oooo yeah; I want it right there….’

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, there maybe a war and m the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a little boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Come on sweetness lay down and I can stroke your hair and whisper naughty thoughts

I think I just actually swooned.

I think the girl swoons butI got ya **open arms to catch RGT**

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter."

,,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome. Not into tall guys either,sorry.''

Your profile would be the most successful female profile on Fab. Guaranteed!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter.

,,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome. Not into tall guys either,sorry.''

Your profile would be the most successful female profile on Fab. Guaranteed!

Totally in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'm looking for somebody with the same STIs as me so I can go bareback again."

That will get the messages rolling in, I can assure you.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"[Removed by poster at 05/10/23 23:30:18]"

ypu guys but ermmmm nope no never

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mention nipples a lot. Menz love the nipples.

And wanking.

Possibly add a sporting season ticket holder..

And a kebab?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"[Removed by poster at 05/10/23 23:30:18]

ypu guys but ermmmm nope no never "

Is that us you're talking about?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"[Removed by poster at 05/10/23 23:30:18]

ypu guys but ermmmm nope no never

Is that us you're talking about?

Yes yes and yes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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ypu guys but ermmmm nope no never

Is that us you're talking about?

Yes yes and yes

Good to know you love us. Might have to do something with that.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"[Removed by poster at 05/10/23 23:30:18]

ypu guys but ermmmm nope no never

Is that us you're talking about?

Yes yes and yes

Good to know you love us. Might have to do something with that.

Fyi thats me with a flirt on

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You could put recently became affilated

to master R

I'm sure that will give you the status your looking for.

Used do wonders for Maya think was that. or might have been the profile pic .

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirl in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome..''

I also have nipples. Menz love the nipples.

I love wanking.

And am a sporting season ticket holder, golf, football and rugby.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

I'd message you from that

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

""I'm looking for somebody with the same STIs as me so I can go bareback again."

That will get the messages rolling in, I can assure you. "

There is actually a herpes dating site.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirl in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome..''

I also have nipples. Menz love the nipples.

I love wanking.

And am a sporting season ticket holder, golf, football and rugby.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

Well I'm slightly aroused, especially at the thought of you needing a verify from a terrible twosome.

Just in case you missed it, you spelled "little" wrong. (you put "lottle".

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirl in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome..''

I also have nipples. Menz love the nipples.

I love wanking.

And am a sporting season ticket holder, golf, football and rugby.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

More ass not just boobs please! Then you're done.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

You need to train your vag to queef out the national anthem as you orgasm then id poke my tip in 2 times fast

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"You need to train your vag to queef out the national anthem as you orgasm then id poke my tip in 2 times fast"

Have a queen Elisabeth tattoo on her inner thigh just for you?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirl in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a lottle boob.

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles.I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome..''

I also have nipples. Menz love the nipples.

I love wanking.

And am a sporting season ticket holder, golf, football and rugby.

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop p... er, peeking at my pics

Knitter

Well I'm slightly aroused, especially at the thought of you needing a verify from a terrible twosome.

Just in case you missed it, you spelled "little" wrong. (you put "lottle". "

Thank you. FIXED

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Okay I think Ive got this nailed.

I'll have you in stitches and rarely drop one.

I'll Twirl in, ruffle your plumage, get ignored, and twirl out.

I am interesting, captivating, and enticing.

I am also missing a verification from a terrible twosome, every profile needs one. However, may the best pork sword win mwahahaha

Knit one, perl one. Or take up crochet. Apparently as a female can write any shite and get guys. I just need to show a little boob and some bottom. I also have nipples. Menz love the nipples and I am a sporting season ticket holder..

Not only do I twirl fellas but on a good day I bounce. **bounces in** You can't pounce if you got no bounce.**bounces out**

So guys spin me a yarn and you might get me hook,row and line. we might click like knitting needles. I like my men like my balls of yarn, manageable.

Damn you autocorrect. My user name should be, "kinkster!"

BTW if you don't like glitter WE ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.

,I'm more into average size, than hung guys. Love a little belly too and don't be too handsome..''

Having given this some thought I have nothing more to add’

Nothing to see here, go back to where you found me. And stop peeking at my pics

Knitter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Knitter. I will not. If you can't be bothered to write your own profile how can you expect any lovely self respecting man to do you till you are done.

I'm not your mum.

Know thyself !

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Just imagine if a man had started this thread with this profile

. Would have his arse handed to him on a plate.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Better quality photos

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"No Knitter. I will not. If you can't be bothered to write your own profile how can you expect any lovely self respecting man to do you till you are done.

I'm not your mum.

Know thyself !"

Ah come on Granny can"t you help a girl out? Im trying to get a little doink here.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Just imagine if a man had started this thread with this profile

. Would have his arse handed to him on a plate. "

Its just in good fun

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Better quality photos"

My camera work is shocking

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No Knitter. I will not. If you can't be bothered to write your own profile how can you expect any lovely self respecting man to do you till you are done.

I'm not your mum.

Know thyself !

Ah come on Granny can"t you help a girl out? Im trying to get a little doink here."

If you really want doinking , take all those pussy pics off your profile and put some effort in! No man wants to see your foof over the cooker top ... try getting to a social and getting yourslf known. Then in a few months or a year maybe someone will speak to you on their own. You don't stand out much to be fair.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Better quality photos

My camera work is shocking

I'm pretty good at taking pics. Extending my offer here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need my pussy filling NOW!!"

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"No Knitter. I will not. If you can't be bothered to write your own profile how can you expect any lovely self respecting man to do you till you are done.

I'm not your mum.

Know thyself !

Ah come on Granny can"t you help a girl out? Im trying to get a little doink here.

Hey getting that foof shot over the cooker top did take effort. Whats wrong with my foof? I thought if I just put loads of foof shots on my profile I"d attract all the boys.

**takes notes on social** how do I get an invite Granny?

The standing out thing is an issue, what if I add more foof shots, will that help?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Better quality photos

My camera work is shocking

I'm pretty good at taking pics. Extending my offer here !

Noted

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

""Need my pussy filling NOW!!""

Need my foof filling NOW!! Will that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter."

Would help if you actually filled your profile description in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Need my pussy filling NOW!!"

Need my foof filling NOW!! Will that work?"

It's certainly worth a try. It's more appealing than my uncouth language.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

More bum shots to follow

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Dear Forumites

This is not a rate my profile thread.

My profile is somewhat lacking, to be fair I’ve been considering it for years and have come up with nothing.

Now some of you know me a little, some a lot and some not a dot, it really doesn’t matter,

Send me a one liner to add to my profile, the best will be going in.

Come on help a girl out, I need to attract those illusive males of the species and entice them into wanting to part take in non PG activities with me.

Thank you in advance for your asdistance Knitter.

Would help if you actually filled your profile description in"

Dude Im working on it

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

""Need my pussy filling NOW!!"

Need my foof filling NOW!! Will that work?

It's certainly worth a try. It's more appealing than my uncouth language.

Awesome its in

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am I too hot for you to handle?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

My passion is knitting Willy warmers so don’t be surprised when I take a measurement, have to keep the wood warm

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