FabSwingers.com forum: Take 2 : How can we improve FabSwingers?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s just a *fun* thread Fabsters, keep it light and friendly and let’s not get into any trouble shall we?

Anyway …

How can improve FabSwingers my lovelies?

Once more I’m suggesting 3D pictures where you can actually *squeeze* boobs through your computer screen ( . Y . )

But what else?

Remember **BEHAVE** it’s just for fun

Fanks!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The site should add a ‘tap here for cock’ feature for Posh and her pervette pals.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Behave? Darn it. Fine.

Can we do a traffic coloured symbol on a profile?

Like red, not meeting at all. Don't even look at me. Amber, I could be interested. Green, let's meet behind the Aldi bins at 10pm.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Like red, not meeting at all. Don't even look at me. Amber, I could be interested. Green, let's meet behind the Aldi bins at 10pm."

We ‘enjoyed’ a lot of club nights like that back in the ’90s.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The site should add a ‘tap here for cock’ feature for Posh and her pervette pals."

I would vote for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Get more gen on here and not just looking at pics and talk about it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Have you noticed it's always the Aldi™ bins? Lidl never gets an honourary mention.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet."

But if the women are getting peace and quiet, who’s providing the blowies?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Have you noticed it's always the Aldi™ bins? Lidl never gets an honourary mention."

Lidl is far too upper class for the reprobates on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet."

What if you UNLOS and rejoin? I’ve done that a few times..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Like red, not meeting at all. Don't even look at me. Amber, I could be interested. Green, let's meet behind the Aldi bins at 10pm.

We ‘enjoyed’ a lot of club nights like that back in the ’90s."

Ah really? Please tell me more; I love history and discovering how people many years ago would go about doing things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet.

But if the women are getting peace and quiet, who’s providing the blowies?

They have an admin team for that of course.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

It needs more glitter

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ah really? Please tell me more; I love history and discovering how people many years ago would go about doing things."

Maybe Fab could remove the snarky youngsters. They’re getting rowdy again.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Have you noticed it's always the Aldi™ bins? Lidl never gets an honourary mention.

Lidl is far too upper class for the reprobates on here

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That's two ² love hearts you've given me today, your ladyship*. If I get another I'm going to have to lie down with a pot of smelling salts.

*this 'term' is allowed, yes?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The site should add a ‘tap here for cock’ feature for Posh and her pervette pals."

Yes!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Would be nice if profiles had a horn-o-meter. Would help with messaging, knowing when you're best to shoot your shot.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet.

But if the women are getting peace and quiet, who’s providing the blowies?

*raises hand

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ah really? Please tell me more; I love history and discovering how people many years ago would go about doing things.

Maybe Fab could remove the snarky youngsters. They’re getting rowdy again.

You think I'm young.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

*pats Meli patronisingly on her head*

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Less cock, more tits.

Mrs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

When you block people, it also hides their forum posts. I think that would be helpful

Other than that, being able to order your favourite Fabber's genitals as a dildo/ fleshlight would be grand

LvM

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Search by height.

Reactions to forum posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A days since laid counter on each profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better search criteria.

VWE... Muscle....

Big boobs....Petit

Type thing ??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hot and cold running chambermaids and bellboys.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Search by height.

Reactions to forum posts. "

Some of you women are so shallow

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Search by height.

Reactions to forum posts.

Some of you women are so shallow

Yup!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Reactions to forum posts. "

I would enjoy the ability to fab forum posts.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Search by height.

Reactions to forum posts.

Some of you women are so shallow

Yup!"

Shocking!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Reactions to forum posts.

I would enjoy the ability to fab forum posts."

That would be kinda cool

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Search by height.

Reactions to forum posts.

Some of you women are so shallow

Yup!

Shocking!

Quit your moaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there a way to show which of us men are the “good guys” and not one of the “bad ones” that ruin it for the rest of us?

That way we wouldn’t need to start threads telling the ladies that we’re the good guys, and that we are very cross about the behaviour of those bad guys (that ruin it all for us good guys)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet."

Now this is a great idea, think of how ma y forum chats it would save from people moaning about not being able to get verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still.....more hot funny men.

That like me.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A function that, after 2 months, if you put "fill in later" as your profile and you don't update it after 2 months, you are unable to send or read messages and a team of Charlie's Angels / The A Team type people come round to your house and force you to type a profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone writing 'I don't bite, unless you want me to' on they profile has their entire text changed to 'I am a cunt' and can't change it for 6 months

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Reactions to forum posts.

I would enjoy the ability to fab forum posts.

That would be kinda cool

It would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reactions to forum posts.

I would enjoy the ability to fab forum posts.

That would be kinda cool

It would

Dislike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid..

Age

Gender

Body shaming.. Slim. Average?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get rid..

Age

Gender

Body shaming.. Slim. Average?

Does that mean I have to shag 80 year old men?

Nothing wrong with 80 year old men, btw, I hope to be one eventually. All going well.

But they’re not my type

Please can I still choose 35 to 60 year old women?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet.

But if the women are getting peace and quiet, who’s providing the blowies?

The guys have to do the bloke that joined before them, it's how they get the veri.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A function that, after 2 months, if you put "fill in later" as your profile and you don't update it after 2 months, you are unable to send or read messages and a team of Charlie's Angels / The A Team type people come round to your house and force you to type a profile!"

Im still thinking about it. God forbid I do it wrong, nobodybwill want me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Im still thinking about it. God forbid I do it wrong, nobodybwill want me

I want you.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

More men

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Im still thinking about it. God forbid I do it wrong, nobodybwill want me

I want you.

Awwwww shucks **twirls into RGTs arms** lets go handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can room for non verified. There is one for verified. Good for all of those to be in one room. Sometimes a lot of meets only happen if you have a verification, so they might all be more open and willing to meet eachother

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All the clique members get a gold arrow instead of a green one to help us civilians know who they are.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Wheres my 5 guaranteed meets a week, cuz I'm veried......

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Every member should be a payed up member non of this free stuff.

All membership fees should go to the I need a new car fund

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Better messenger and emojis!

The wink emoji looks like you are constipated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prices put up.. So profiles have to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A filter for moaners of no meets

A filter for messages with oi wanna fuck

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet.

But if the women are getting peace and quiet, who’s providing the blowies?

The guys have to do the bloke that joined before them, it's how they get the veri. "

They all seem to want to, anyway

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

There needs to be a huge Graph database so you can search who has met Hugh, as well as Pugh, but didn't shag Barney (and lives in Camberwell Green).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..a filter for threads on cigarettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and sniff photographs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who goes UNLOS and returns gets to have their old profile/verifications reinstated no matter how long ago they left

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Your profile has your actual age and sexuality as well as your fab ones

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Every new guy member gets a blowie, verification and profile help on sign up.

Every new female member gets peace and quiet."

And couples get two consecutive weekends of funded childcare so they can go out to play

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Get rid..

Age

Gender

Body shaming.. Slim. Average?

Does that mean I have to shag 80 year old men?

Nothing wrong with 80 year old men, btw, I hope to be one eventually. All going well.

But they’re not my type

Please can I still choose 35 to 60 year old women?

Petition denied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone who goes UNLOS and returns gets to have their old profile/verifications reinstated no matter how long ago they left

Yes!! I lost LOADS

got some of them screenshotted though for posterity!

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