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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.

Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits Smith

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.

Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not."

Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Foreman’s children are all George.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George Foreman’s children are all George. "

Have you grilled him about this?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

Have you grilled him about this?"

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"George Foreman’s children are all George. "

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When my wife was pregnant I was fed up with everyone asking what name we had chosen, so I would answer, "Adolf Saddam!"

He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.

I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"

The look on their faces was priceless.

(We actually called him Lewis!)

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.

Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not.

Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there "

I Actually, like it. If I get another cat in the future, it’s having that for a name, far better than Lunar & Stalky (the current cats I’ve taken off the street and renamed)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.

I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"

The look on their faces was priceless.

(We actually called him Lewis!)"

Was he conceived in a Ford Fiesta on the Isle of Lewis ?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

Have you grilled him about this?"

Post of the day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing."

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

Have you grilled him about this?"

Oh chapeau sir

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"When my wife was pregnant I was fed up with everyone asking what name we had chosen, so I would answer, "Adolf Saddam!"

He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.

I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"

The look on their faces was priceless.

(We actually called him Lewis!)"

Short for John Lewis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen on Facebook someone called their daughter Malakia. I'm betting they're not Greek.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes. "

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

Have you grilled him about this?

Post of the day ! "

I just got this. Am a bit of a slow cooker today

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.

Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not.

Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there

I Actually, like it. If I get another cat in the future, it’s having that for a name, far better than Lunar & Stalky (the current cats I’ve taken off the street and renamed)"

For a cat I'd call it Lionel Johnson AKA "The Lion" Primarch

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents."

That reminds me of an old joke.

A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.

They're all called John.

The social worker seemed surprised!

"It makes life easy", said the mum.

I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!

"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.

"I just call them by their surname!"

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.

They're all called John.

The social worker seemed surprised!

"It makes life easy", said the mum.

I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!

"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.

"I just call them by their surname!"

"

That’s very mean , ban him. ^

I have a friend called John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George Foreman’s children are all George. "

Only his sons are called George and one of his daughters is called Georgetta. He has 6 other daughters

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I worked in an organisation that paid out social security benefits for a while. Saw loads of funny ones , in the days before data regulation we’d keep our “ funny file”

Best one was Ebineezer Hedgehog Cringebottom..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.

They're all called John.

The social worker seemed surprised!

"It makes life easy", said the mum.

I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!

"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.

"I just call them by their surname!"

That’s very mean , ban him. ^

I have a friend called John"

Has he got a new motor?

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Abcde--- pronounced Ab sea de

Miracle -- because I'm over 40 and never been pregnant

Joking I want my daughter named

Jasmine Xandia and son named

Xavier Josiah

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.

They're all called John.

The social worker seemed surprised!

"It makes life easy", said the mum.

I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!

"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.

"I just call them by their surname!"

That’s very mean , ban him. ^

I have a friend called John

Has he got a new motor? "

Old Mondeo I think

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Abcde--- pronounced Ab sea de

Miracle -- because I'm over 40 and never been pregnant

Joking I want my daughter named

Jasmine Xandia and son named

Xavier Josiah"

Jasmine Xandia Is a lovely name

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

C3P0

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

That’s pretty cool.

Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.

He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.

Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.

That reminds me of an old joke.

A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.

They're all called John.

The social worker seemed surprised!

"It makes life easy", said the mum.

I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!

"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.

"I just call them by their surname!"

That’s very mean , ban him. ^

I have a friend called John

Has he got a new motor?

Old Mondeo I think "

Old mondeo is a good name... There is wisdom.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"George Foreman’s children are all George. "

Seriously fucked up!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"George Foreman’s children are all George.

·

Seriously fucked up!"

Not at all, if it's good enough for the monarchical dynasties then it's good enough for the serfs and civilians.

George I

George II

George III

George IV

George V

George VI

George VII... recurring...

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Anfield.

No I wouldn't I know of someone who did though. (Insert face palm emoji)

I like my daughters names. Not having more kids so don't need to think of any others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.

But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.

But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel "

I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.

But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel

I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits."

Making bands for Nigel.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.

But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel

I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits.

Making bands for Nigel."

Yes we're only making bands for Nigel.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A boy? Name it sue

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd probably name them..

welltheregoesmyeasylifeforatleastthenext16yearsorso

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I did know a Z-13 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called my child Gaviscon.

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