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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

If it's not hairy (unless you're thinking of an Egyptian cat),it should be called a chicken (flaps,and lays eggs).

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Awesome

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"If it's not hairy (unless you're thinking of an Egyptian cat),it should be called a chicken (flaps,and lays eggs)."

Noted

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Since when do we lay eggs?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Mmmmm honey; I can’t wait to eat your moist chicken…’

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"‘Mmmmm honey; I can’t wait to eat your moist chicken…’ "

All chicken needs to be moist....nowt worse than bone dry.....so it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon someone needs to check out biology for the uninitiated.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'd call it my Sphinx but it doesn't do riddles.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"Since when do we lay eggs? "
about every 28 days ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?"

I don't see any eggs coming out of me every 28 days.Neither do they hatch, am I broken?

K

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

Okay,my bad ..I should have said release, not lay.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?"

We don't actually lay them though... they don't come out of us. Jeeeezus

And what about women who don't have any more eggs, what would their parts be called?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Since when do we lay eggs? "

Since when do we have feathers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay,my bad ..I should have said release, not lay."

You do know where ovulation actually occurs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?

We don't actually lay them though... they don't come out of us. Jeeeezus

And what about women who don't have any more eggs, what would their parts be called?"

Or have never had any

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

And here ends what was meant as a jocular post. Thanks fabbers and have a nice day.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You should know by now we're all a bit pedantic.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Being pedantic - isn't a male chicken a cock ?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Being pedantic - isn't a male chicken a cock ?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's the day after shaving, then it's a hedgehog.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"You should know by now we're all a bit pedantic."
oh, I do know, but there's a difference between pedantic, and being an arsehole,for some if being an arsehole was an ocean, they'd be the Pacific.

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Bussy then

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"it should be called a chicken (flaps,and lays eggs)."

I'll stay here plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucking's done

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Fuck it enough and it will be ...

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"it should be called a chicken (flaps,and lays eggs).

I'll stay here plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucking's done"
I'm not a pheasant plucker

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?"

The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"You should know by now we're all a bit pedantic.oh, I do know, but there's a difference between pedantic, and being an arsehole,for some if being an arsehole was an ocean, they'd be the Pacific. "

All oceans combined.

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"You should know by now we're all a bit pedantic.oh, I do know, but there's a difference between pedantic, and being an arsehole,for some if being an arsehole was an ocean, they'd be the Pacific.

All oceans combined."

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. "
to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic "

But that means we can't get arsey,have an argument or show off our pc credentials like cheap gaudy jewellery

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic

But that means we can't get arsey,have an argument or show off our pc credentials like cheap gaudy jewellery

"

What about the utterly cheap Original Post people are happily making fun of?

Guess one person's gaudy is another person's gold. pt

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic

But that means we can't get arsey,have an argument or show off our pc credentials like cheap gaudy jewellery "
nothing wrong with being arsey etc, but sadly some here act like playground bullies..let's try and keep things pleasant.

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By *pforfun12Man
over a year ago

Norwich

The pussy is one of the most powerful things in this world to a man

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic

"

And of course as the Original Poster you get to say what can be jovial and what can be humorously pedantic or not lol. When I read a post as completely daft as yours, all I personally want to see is how people humorously deal with it! The very last think I'd want to see is more of the 'jovial' same.

pt

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

^ point proved about playground bullies

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"^ point proved about playground bullies

"

.

You know, the first thing you ever said to me (which was our first point of contact) was unkind - I was some form of snowflake. You look for fights all the time (look at your posts in this thread), yet you always play the 'victim' when people answer back!

This thread is neither here nor there, it's just slightly-crass Fab nonsense. People tend to favour a bit more nuance these days I've found. Do you *really* think this thread is something 'worthwhile' and having a go at people over? Are people not entitled to their responses?

And why does it always feel so curiously 'cancelly' when the usual suspects are so outraged at the responses they just don't like? After all "Nobody can say anything any more!! *without some snowflake typically responding in some way *"

It's the way it is these days. Things quite often get challenged, and often with dry humour. One day you'll just wake up and simply realise that you just have to deal with it.

pt

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"If it's not hairy (unless you're thinking of an Egyptian cat),it should be called a chicken (flaps,and lays eggs)."

Okaaayyy

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I was going to question how many young men actually think all women are completely hairless these days, then I realised the age of the OP! Sorry for calling it daft, but it's called pussy *because* of the often-furry body hair! It might have originally derived from something foreign, but that is neither here nor there in terms of any modern (or 20c) connotation. I've seen a full pussy on a reclining lady like a purring stretched-out cat with a curling tail, black as night and soft as any fur you might fancy. pt

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" I've seen a full pussy on a reclining lady like a purring stretched-out cat with a curling tail "

The curling tail makes me wonder if you were admiring a man

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


" I've seen a full pussy on a reclining lady like a purring stretched-out cat with a curling tail

The curling tail makes me wonder if you were admiring a man

"

Lol it curls underneath. I went hairy. (I like hairy).

I actually miss hairy, even though I often shave myself neck to foot! pt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?

I don't see any eggs coming out of me every 28 days.Neither do they hatch, am I broken?

K"

Yes. Cos you should be squeezing them out of your arse hole if you are a chicken ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Okay,my bad ..I should have said release, not lay."

We don't release eggs either. Not into the world we don't

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"‘Mmmmm honey; I can’t wait to eat your moist chicken…’ "

No No No ! You can't say honey. You'd have to say ..

'mmmmmm my little bee spit n shit, I can't wait to eat your moist chicken flaps you sexy clucker.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And here ends what was meant as a jocular post. Thanks fabbers and have a nice day. "

It only just started. People were jocularing with you and you lost your joccle x awwwwwwwww x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ? The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. to repeat my reply from last week 'my bad,I should have said released '..but let's try and keep this post jovial, and not cave in to the pedantic

But that means we can't get arsey,have an argument or show off our pc credentials like cheap gaudy jewellery nothing wrong with being arsey etc, but sadly some here act like playground bullies..let's try and keep things pheasant. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when do we lay eggs? about every 28 days ?

The egg travels down the fallopian tubes. If pregnancy doesn't occur, the egg is reabsorbed into the body. "

Hence we bleed

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING


"And here ends what was meant as a jocular post. Thanks fabbers and have a nice day.

It only just started. People were jocularing with you and you lost your joccle x awwwwwwwww x "
if you find my joccle give me it back, I think I've been walking funny since having lost it.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Unless it's the day after shaving, then it's a hedgehog."

That will be a prick then

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