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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

What's your thoughts? Best thing ever? I love em, especially if there's that slight make up running down face look!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Make up should be running from tears.

I don't want shower water falling down my throat while I'm trying to inhale a penis thank you

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Not a fan,feel like I'm drowning

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like the bulldog chewing a wasp look as make up makes me blind then more power to ya.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Make up should be running from tears.

I don't want shower water falling down my throat while I'm trying to inhale a penis thank you

The perfect woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I love almost drowning.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"What's your thoughts? Best thing ever? I love em, especially if there's that slight make up running down face look!"

If you would be bi, then I'd say you have a thing for Alice Cooper.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

They’re great for instant clean up afterwards

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Indeed x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Honeymoon period/impressing a new connection.

It all seems sexy and erotic until you're a bit further in and out of the honeymoon phase.. Then it's just splashy eyeballs, mascara blobs, can't breathe, swallowing air and water burps, plus chilly goosebumps for the persons bits not in the shower stream!

Having said that, it's all about the angle... Of the shower

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Shower sex however.. Hell yes! Delicious for a sensory lover like me.. Cold tiles, hot water, slippery skin, erect nipples. Yum.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

It's not so posh statement. Also, he says hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m in the shower with a penis owner, I’m giving shower head

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

It's not so posh statement. Also, he says hi!

Cocks should not be allowed to speak

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not the best thing.

Not the worst thing.

It can be a great thing.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Make up should be running from tears.

I don't want shower water falling down my throat while I'm trying to inhale a penis thank you

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

It's not so posh statement. Also, he says hi!

Cocks should not be allowed to speak

Only I can hear him, so I guess it's pretty normal. Right?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

It's not so posh statement. Also, he says hi!

Cocks should not be allowed to speak

Only I can hear him, so I guess it's pretty normal. Right?"

Erm...

Yes?

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By *aulboy1Man
over a year ago

newport

Iv never had one

I feel iv missed out due to my very sheltered life

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"As long as I'm not actually under the water then absolutely!

I'm not appreciating this... has been far too long since there was a cock in my mouth

It's not so posh statement. Also, he says hi!

Cocks should not be allowed to speak

Only I can hear him, so I guess it's pretty normal. Right?

Erm...

Yes?"

I'm not crazy! I talk to myself only when I'm working.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If you like the bulldog chewing a wasp look as make up makes me blind then more power to ya."

You'll want to be blind looking up anyway

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, I love almost drowning. "

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time.

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

"If I’m in the shower with a penis owner, I’m giving shower head "
love tobe in your shower please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I love almost drowning.

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time."

Oh so I’ve just to freeze?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I love almost drowning.

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time.

Oh so I’ve just to freeze?! "

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I’m in the shower with a penis owner, I’m giving shower head "

God damn it

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, I love almost drowning.

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time.

Oh so I’ve just to freeze?! "

Look we will find a way right? Maybe I can I dunno, keep on motioning my hands to spread water onto your back or something? You'll be working up some energy anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I love almost drowning.

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time.

Oh so I’ve just to freeze?!

Look we will find a way right? Maybe I can I dunno, keep on motioning my hands to spread water onto your back or something? You'll be working up some energy anyway!"

Like a beached whale? Fantastic!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Feeling cold and practically waterboarded.... no thank you

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"What's your thoughts? Best thing ever? I love em, especially if there's that slight make up running down face look!"

I adore the mascara running, lipstick smeared look...but not from the shower ...

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Feeling cold and practically waterboarded.... no thank you

Don't worry you get the dry bed for after I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah, I love almost drowning.

Oh c'mon the woman is away from the blast of the water! That's for me. Hopefully warm this time.

Oh so I’ve just to freeze?!

Look we will find a way right? Maybe I can I dunno, keep on motioning my hands to spread water onto your back or something? You'll be working up some energy anyway!

Like a beached whale? Fantastic! "

I mean I know I'd be a beached whale for you

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't see why it would be better that on a bed but I can see why it would be more uncomfortable, like water in her eyes and kneeling on a hard floor.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't see why it would be better that on a bed but I can see why it would be more uncomfortable, like water in her eyes and kneeling on a hard floor. "

Because shower water and women wet?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

If the shower is big enough make sure they are out of the spray, in fact stand in it and protect them from it, otherwise they’ll feel like they’re being drowned!

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think just a blow job at this point would be nice

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

She's either cold and knelt in a puddle or getting blasted in the face.

I felt too bad for her and fucked her instead.

Steam room, now that's hot.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"If the shower is big enough make sure they are out of the spray, in fact stand in it and protect them from it, otherwise they’ll feel like they’re being drowned!

Hades

Yeah but then she gets cold, so you end up kind of rotating between the two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me,don't like my cum being washed off the recipient's face immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look my knees are bad enough as it is. I’m not risking trying to get up after kneeling on a wet shower floor

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Look my knees are bad enough as it is. I’m not risking trying to get up after kneeling on a wet shower floor

That's what we are for! To pick you up safely...

...and receive blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you all shower with cold water?

I’ve never frozen, drowned, or otherwise experienced problems sucking cock in a shower. Can’t be the ordinary house shower. It needs to be a proper large shower with glass doors. Preferably large enough to fit a quad of humans or more.

I don’t put my knees on the floor. Too scared I’ll slip and slide. I turn my back to the water and allow it to keep my back warm. It’s never a blowjob to completion. It simply whets the appetite and gets the washing part of the shower over more quickly.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you all shower with cold water?

I really need one of your showers Bella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all shower with cold water?

I really need one of your showers Bella."

I can send you my plumbers details. He fitted it very well. I’m sure he’d do the same for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you all shower with cold water?

I really need one of your showers Bella.

I can send you my plumbers details. He fitted it very well. I’m sure he’d do the same for you.

Does he give good blowjobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all shower with cold water?

I really need one of your showers Bella.

I can send you my plumbers details. He fitted it very well. I’m sure he’d do the same for you.

Does he give good blowjobs?

I don’t know. You can ask him.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you all shower with cold water?

I really need one of your showers Bella.

I can send you my plumbers details. He fitted it very well. I’m sure he’d do the same for you.

Does he give good blowjobs?

I don’t know. You can ask him. "

If only it was a category on checkatrade eh!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Cheekyy

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Right I want a shower with maren now!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The trick is to have the water running out slowly, and tie your hair back.

You want a trickle of water not torrential rain.

A cold bathroom isn't good though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

Golden showers are best given in a shower. No one wants piss on their bed.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Do you all shower with cold water?

Cold shower would make a difficult start, even with your skills.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Had a few but I'd rather my cock getting wet from her mouth and not the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!"

It's as old as time I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower anything an absolute yes! Sex is better though the water running down her back as it splashs every time I thrust in her. Yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!

It's as old as time I bet"

I didn't know you are one for taking the piss.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!

It's as old as time I bet

I didn't know you are one for taking the piss.....

I like my men emptied. Hearts, minds, balls, bladders..umm..that'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!

It's as old as time I bet

I didn't know you are one for taking the piss.....

I like my men emptied. Hearts, minds, balls, bladders..umm..that'll do

Sucked to a dry husk. How vampiric...!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"An oppurtune moment to practise peeing with a hard on all over the blow job giver too. If so inclined

Maren...are you saying what I think you're sayin?

I wont be getting a cold back at least

Well that's new....!

It's as old as time I bet

I didn't know you are one for taking the piss.....

I like my men emptied. Hearts, minds, balls, bladders..umm..that'll do

Maren. Marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I can’t reach !!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I would but I can’t reach !! "

Oh Jim it's the constant fuck you us men always get in life eh?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I got as far as prey mentioning inhaling cock and kinda lost focus on the thread - as long as a shower bj isn't like the lady being waterboarded… its very sexy as someone else mentioned cold tiles slippery bodies hot water… lots if different sensory stimulation…. Mine can definitely fit 2….

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I got as far as prey mentioning inhaling cock and kinda lost focus on the thread - as long as a shower bj isn't like the lady being waterboarded… its very sexy as someone else mentioned cold tiles slippery bodies hot water… lots if different sensory stimulation…. Mine can definitely fit 2….

Yeah I mean waterboarding isn't my idea of a good time that's for sure..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did it last night. Until my legs got tired and my jaw started to ache

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yeah I mean waterboarding isn't my idea of a good time that's for sure.."

Hey, don't kink shame me!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!"

No! Definitely for the guy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!"

That's all that matters though, right?

LvM

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Yeah I mean waterboarding isn't my idea of a good time that's for sure.."

Water boarding is more fun than y… never mind.

Shower blowjobs - it’s a yes from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!

That's all that matters though, right?

LvM"

It's lucky you're hot.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!

That's all that matters though, right?

LvM

It's lucky you're hot."

Oh you have that wet hair thing too don't you?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Any sexual act in a shower is never that good.

Blowjobs are, I promise!

Maybe for the guy!!

That's all that matters though, right?

LvM

It's lucky you're hot.

Oh you have that wet hair thing too don't you?"

And the jizz in the hair and eyes thing… thinking about it - women are that fussy they should count themselves lucky we let them give us blowjobs at all!!

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By *ashMan
over a year ago

Westhoughton

Don't know about blowjob but I do love to eat a pussy in shower with her one leg over my shoulder

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

I enjoy getting in my knees and eating pussy in the shower, not given a blozzer yet though

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