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The Wednesday Late Late Nocturnal Thread - is it Groundhog Day… again?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Wednesday Nocturnal. Join me for a thread full of banter, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours… well at least midnight

Do you ever get that feeling of deja vu?

Like last week is this week?

Just my little joke

It’s a free for all tonight. I shall attempt to be a welcoming host and I’m sure you all will be beautiful nocturnalistas

Everyone is welcome here -

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

You know what to do. Let’s Noc…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

A warmly nocturnaly good wishes to Le Petit Oiseau...

................F¹rst ?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening gorgeous! And all the other lovely Groundhog folk 

J

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Feck today is wednesday? Ive been going around all day thinking its tuesday. F************ck

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A warmly nocturnaly good wishes to Le Petit Oiseau...

................F¹rst ?"

You’ve been lurking again darling haven’t you?

Indeed first for this Wednesday. Or is it last Wednesday? Who knows

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not first!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening gorgeous! And all the other lovely Groundhog folk 

J

"

Hi babes. Here we are again

Was your day a better one?

Ps. Deja vu

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hi

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening beautiful

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Feck today is wednesday? Ive been going around all day thinking its tuesday. F************ck"

It is darling. All day. Groundhog Day

How are you this evening? Well I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Noc you, babe.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Anyone know what's happened to Jennie?? I'm a little worried x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not first!"

Are you Wonko in disguise?

Good evening darling. Thanks for the mate thread. It made me

Hope you’re well?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening. Today has been a generic work day, with a liquid lunch

Little to report, other than my feet are cold and the traffic was dreadful today. 1hr 20min to do 14 miles this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

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By *ignumptyMan
over a year ago

cold ash

Always better that way than the other

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good evening everyone.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi"

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful "

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I Noc you, babe."

Tell me about it… stud

I got the wrong song didn’t I?

Good evening gorgeous

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By *happymanMan
over a year ago

Bath

Good evening everyone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening gorgeous! And all the other lovely Groundhog folk 

J

Hi babes. Here we are again

Was your day a better one?

Ps. Deja vu "

If it really was Groundhog Day I'd have been sacked for brutal honesty. But as it wasn't, I held my tongue and live to work another day. How about you?

Jxx

Ps mega déjà vu as this is Still relevant one whole week later

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hi

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry "

Hello lovely, ok here, thank you for reassuring me re Jennie I'm very relieved xx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening. Today has been a generic work day, with a liquid lunch

Little to report, other than my feet are cold and the traffic was dreadful today. 1hr 20min to do 14 miles this morning "

Good evening darling. It sounds like you’ve had quite the Groundhog Day. Don’t worry. Tomorrow will be different

Ps. I was thinking why don’t you just liquidise your favourite meals. Worth a try

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not first!

Are you Wonko in disguise?

Good evening darling. Thanks for the mate thread. It made me

Hope you’re well? "

I'm tired, worried about a couple of friends and tired.

But the my mate was fun...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening. Today has been a generic work day, with a liquid lunch

Little to report, other than my feet are cold and the traffic was dreadful today. 1hr 20min to do 14 miles this morning

Good evening darling. It sounds like you’ve had quite the Groundhog Day. Don’t worry. Tomorrow will be different

Ps. I was thinking why don’t you just liquidise your favourite meals. Worth a try "

The idea of liquidising meals, like fajitas, just doesn't appeal. I don't know why

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird."

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover "

Both

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Always better that way than the other"

Good evening darling.

I’m pretty sure it is best that way

Hope you’re well this evening?

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over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please "

Well.. I..err

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone. "

Good evening darling. Thank you for joining us on Groundhog Day… again

Hope you’re well and not too sad

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening HappyMan!

I do love happy

Hope you’re having a great day?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening gorgeous! And all the other lovely Groundhog folk 

J

Hi babes. Here we are again

Was your day a better one?

Ps. Deja vu

If it really was Groundhog Day I'd have been sacked for brutal honesty. But as it wasn't, I held my tongue and live to work another day. How about you?

Jxx

Ps mega déjà vu as this is Still relevant one whole week later "

That’s very strange isn’t it?

Or is it that Groundhog Day happens over and over?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry

Hello lovely, ok here, thank you for reassuring me re Jennie I'm very relieved xx"

You’re very welcome anytime. Just message if you need to

Friends leaving is always sad

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not first!

Are you Wonko in disguise?

Good evening darling. Thanks for the mate thread. It made me

Hope you’re well?

I'm tired, worried about a couple of friends and tired.

But the my mate was fun..."

Awww I know what you mean. I hope you get a lovely sleeps later then. Sounds like you need good snuggles

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening everyone.

Good evening darling. Thank you for joining us on Groundhog Day… again

Hope you’re well and not too sad "

I'm alright hun. Feeling better now, it must be said.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening. Today has been a generic work day, with a liquid lunch

Little to report, other than my feet are cold and the traffic was dreadful today. 1hr 20min to do 14 miles this morning

Good evening darling. It sounds like you’ve had quite the Groundhog Day. Don’t worry. Tomorrow will be different

Ps. I was thinking why don’t you just liquidise your favourite meals. Worth a try

The idea of liquidising meals, like fajitas, just doesn't appeal. I don't know why "

I know what you mean. But at least that way it will be food you like. The Wiltshire foods idea is a good one though. They do a good range if you want an electronic catalogue down I have one xx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hi

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry

Hello lovely, ok here, thank you for reassuring me re Jennie I'm very relieved xx

You’re very welcome anytime. Just message if you need to

Friends leaving is always sad "

Thank you so much lovely.. it I'd indeed especially when it's so unexpected x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both "

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Good evening everyone.

Good evening darling. Thank you for joining us on Groundhog Day… again

Hope you’re well and not too sad

I'm alright hun. Feeling better now, it must be said."

Hugs x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err "

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Evening Angry Bird

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

Good evening darling. Thank you for joining us on Groundhog Day… again

Hope you’re well and not too sad

I'm alright hun. Feeling better now, it must be said."

I’m glad you are darling. And always here if you need me

Kisses

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry

Hello lovely, ok here, thank you for reassuring me re Jennie I'm very relieved xx

You’re very welcome anytime. Just message if you need to

Friends leaving is always sad

Thank you so much lovely.. it I'd indeed especially when it's so unexpected x"

It really is. I think it’s shocked quite a few of us xx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Evening Angry Bird "

Good evening Boo. How do you do?

Ps. Snogs?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/pjbNLVQ_Iwk?si=EAmmv2Aj5s4tyNNw "little bird" Anne Lennox, howdy y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush? "

Only my face

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"https://youtu.be/pjbNLVQ_Iwk?si=EAmmv2Aj5s4tyNNw "little bird" Anne Lennox, howdy y'all "

Awww good evening cowboy

You know I love that song

Thank you. Kisses

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face "

Good answer

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hi

Hi darling and good evening to another Groundhog Day here on planet Fab

Hope you’re having a good day and Jennie is all good don’t worry

Hello lovely, ok here, thank you for reassuring me re Jennie I'm very relieved xx

You’re very welcome anytime. Just message if you need to

Friends leaving is always sad

Thank you so much lovely.. it I'd indeed especially when it's so unexpected x

It really is. I think it’s shocked quite a few of us xx"

I'm certainly very shocked! Horrified in fact

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How's my favourite pervert this evening??

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Oh hello miss little red, fancy meeting you round these parts

Hope everyone is well?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening?? "

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book? "

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man? "

So you celibate here and celibate there?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh hello miss little red, fancy meeting you round these parts

Hope everyone is well? "

Good evening gorgeous. It’s a funny coincidence I’m here again isn’t it? Just like Groundhog Day

Hope you’re well too? I’m good thanks

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Evening Angry Bird

Good evening Boo. How do you do?

Ps. Snogs? "

I'm okay, and I want two snogs just to be greedy!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited? "

Ooh distracted hey? Did you like that video I sent you by the way?

If I said my house looks like a bomb hit it and nothing has made it into boxes as yet…

Would you be surprised?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

So you celibate here and celibate there? "

And celibate everywhere

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Evening Angry Bird

Good evening Boo. How do you do?

Ps. Snogs?

I'm okay, and I want two snogs just to be greedy! "

Of course you can have 2

I have 2 snog badges. One for Bert and one for Ernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer "

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

So you celibate here and celibate there?

And celibate everywhere "

It's charity then? You minister to those who have nun?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man? "

You better not have

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have "

Talking of which....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its time for my beauty sleep, its much needed.

Wishing all you night owls and owlettes a fab night.

Night night

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock."

I don’t actually… what do they say?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

So you celibate here and celibate there?

And celibate everywhere

It's charity then? You minister to those who have nun? "

Got it in one

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have "

Ha ha ha ha ha.

More chance of me shitting in the woods

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which.... "

Ooh. Another nun

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say? "

It's right twice a day x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Its time for my beauty sleep, its much needed.

Wishing all you night owls and owlettes a fab night.

Night night "

Aww thanks for joining us sleepy head. Hope you rest well darling. And join us again for another Groundhog Day

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x"

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun "

A nun! This is me too!

J

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x"

Unless it's digital, in which case it's blank.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which.... "

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J"

See. We’re all celibate around here

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?"

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Ha ha ha ha ha.

More chance of me shitting in the woods "

Not my Kink but OK

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J"

All these nuns!

What's black and white and has a dirty name?

... Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously "

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?"

That’s so strange that you said that cowboy as they had a quiz at my mums nursing home this afternoon and that was one of the questions

Freaky deeky

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?"

Ask them?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

Unless it's digital, in which case it's blank. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs "

Burn! I used to like you.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Ha ha ha ha ha.

More chance of me shitting in the woods

Not my Kink but OK "

Mine either…

Which is why I’m sticking with what I’m good at

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited?

Ooh distracted hey? Did you like that video I sent you by the way?

If I said my house looks like a bomb hit it and nothing has made it into boxes as yet…

Would you be surprised? "

Oh yes - it's a very good video

Haha - it's all part of the process

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J

All these nuns!

What's black and white and has a dirty name?

... Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck!"

I love that one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them? "

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Evening all its been a while since I chatted on here

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?"

Really? I’m intrigued!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk?? "

Well I’ve got the bird bit covered. You sorting the bees bit?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?"

crocodile is after awhile, later for alligator, but 'gators have a more rounded nose

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening all its been a while since I chatted on here "

Good evening

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you."

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited?

Ooh distracted hey? Did you like that video I sent you by the way?

If I said my house looks like a bomb hit it and nothing has made it into boxes as yet…

Would you be surprised?

Oh yes - it's a very good video

Haha - it's all part of the process "

I’m glad you liked it

It’s one of the reasons my house is still a bomb site. Oops

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Good evening everyone

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out "

Badum tish

I like that one. It’s normally Ash that does the dad jokes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out "

Ohhhhhh that's so groanworthy!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all its been a while since I chatted on here "

Good evening stranger… it’s been a long while since we saw you. Welcome back to the madhouse

Hope you’re well darling?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

Really? I’m intrigued! "

They snap instead of blow raspberries

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J

All these nuns!

What's black and white and has a dirty name?

... Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck!"

That joke has me and Mr in stitches

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening Sir. Welcome to the nocturnal crazy hour. How are you this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better? "

Getting there

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J

All these nuns!

What's black and white and has a dirty name?

... Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck!

That joke has me and Mr in stitches

Mrs TMN x"

I'm here all weak!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

Ooh. Another nun

A nun! This is me too!

J

All these nuns!

What's black and white and has a dirty name?

... Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck!

That joke has me and Mr in stitches

Mrs TMN x"

It’s great isn’t it? Good evening gorgeous

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

Badum tish

I like that one. It’s normally Ash that does the dad jokes "

Lol I've often been told I should do stand up, I say my legs get too tired for that...

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there "

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

Ohhhhhh that's so groanworthy! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk?? "

I'm already an expert on Birds

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds "

Lol just the bees then

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

Badum tish

I like that one. It’s normally Ash that does the dad jokes

Lol I've often been told I should do stand up, I say my legs get too tired for that... "

Oh god mine too

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics "

I don't like what looks like a hand towel picture, the towel needs to go I'm sorry

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited?

Ooh distracted hey? Did you like that video I sent you by the way?

If I said my house looks like a bomb hit it and nothing has made it into boxes as yet…

Would you be surprised?

Oh yes - it's a very good video

Haha - it's all part of the process

I’m glad you liked it

It’s one of the reasons my house is still a bomb site. Oops "

I'm not the only one that gets distracted then

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds "

Are you now?

How about _ittlebirds?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

Badum tish

I like that one. It’s normally Ash that does the dad jokes

Lol I've often been told I should do stand up, I say my legs get too tired for that... "

I've only got about 5 good jokes. But I tell the rest anyway.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics

I don't like what looks like a hand towel picture, the towel needs to go I'm sorry "

Ooh burn

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds "

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Ha ha ha ha ha.

More chance of me shitting in the woods

Not my Kink but OK

Mine either…

Which is why I’m sticking with what I’m good at "

Oh I agree wholeheartedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics "

Is "Towel Pic Tuesday" one we'll see? Presumably on a Tuesday.

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Good evening everyone

Good evening Sir. Welcome to the nocturnal crazy hour. How are you this evening? "

I'm well thanks. How are you?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further......."

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By *r MistyMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Evening all, in my best East London accent xx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful

Good evening gorgeous

Will you be my girlfriend? Or my lover

Both

Oh… that’s made me smile. A lot

Hope you’re well gorgeous and enjoying your book?

Not made it to my book yet - for some reason I keep getting distracted

How are you? All boxed up and excited?

Ooh distracted hey? Did you like that video I sent you by the way?

If I said my house looks like a bomb hit it and nothing has made it into boxes as yet…

Would you be surprised?

Oh yes - it's a very good video

Haha - it's all part of the process

I’m glad you liked it

It’s one of the reasons my house is still a bomb site. Oops

I'm not the only one that gets distracted then "

Me? Distracted?

Banana

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This has nothing to do with nothing, did you know a crocodile can't stick it's tongue out?

I did not know that..

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Ask them?

One will see you later

The other will see you in a while...

I'll see myself out

Badum tish

I like that one. It’s normally Ash that does the dad jokes

Lol I've often been told I should do stand up, I say my legs get too tired for that...

I've only got about 5 good jokes. But I tell the rest anyway. "

Ooh yes please. I love jokes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Lol just the bees then "

Yes Honey

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further......."

You are on top form Boo

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Littlebird, evening all ,

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Ha ha ha ha ha.

More chance of me shitting in the woods

Not my Kink but OK

Mine either…

Which is why I’m sticking with what I’m good at

Oh I agree wholeheartedly "

Apparently my body is built for sex

I have been told that before

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics

Is "Towel Pic Tuesday" one we'll see? Presumably on a Tuesday."

I think you’ll find that’s “no-towel” Tuesday.

Just saying

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Are you now?

How about _ittlebirds? "

I'll let ya know soon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further......."

I like Tits yes

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone

Good evening Sir. Welcome to the nocturnal crazy hour. How are you this evening?

I'm well thanks. How are you? "

I’m good thanks darling. Trying to keep this rabble in check

Glad you could join us this evening. Feel free to throw in jokes and silly comments. Everyone else does

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all, in my best East London accent xx"

Good evening gorgeous

How are you doing treacle… said like Babs

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird, evening all , "

Good evening Cookie darling. Hope you’re well this evening? Welcome to the madhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics

Is "Towel Pic Tuesday" one we'll see? Presumably on a Tuesday.

I think you’ll find that’s “no-towel” Tuesday.

Just saying "

This is where I came in

It is a groundhog thread!!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Are you now?

How about _ittlebirds?

I'll let ya know soon "

Oooffftttt

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers "

Good evening Knitter darling. I loved the twirl

How are you this evening?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Noccers, Good evening Littlebird.

Good evening darling. Nice towel

Hope you’re well this evening and any chance of a towel-less pic? Pretty please

Well.. I..err

My sincere apologies. Did I make you blush?

Only my face

Good answer

I sometimes get the right answer, you know what they say about a stopped clock.

I don’t actually… what do they say?

It's right twice a day x

I didn’t remember that one

Plus twice a day is more than men normally are

* jokes. Obvs

Burn! I used to like you.

Awww sowwy…

Lovely towel by the way

* better?

Getting there

I’m glad

I literally love towel pics

Is "Towel Pic Tuesday" one we'll see? Presumably on a Tuesday.

I think you’ll find that’s “no-towel” Tuesday.

Just saying

This is where I came in

It is a groundhog thread!!"

Exactly my point… Groundhog Day. Again

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening LB and everyone on tonight's nocturnal...

I've been at the gym this evening so not much energy left.....

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers

Good evening Knitter darling. I loved the twirl

How are you this evening? "

Well I've had a snuffle for a few days so no kisses for Knitter but other than that all is wonderfully well.

How are you?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening LB and everyone on tonight's nocturnal...

I've been at the gym this evening so not much energy left..... "

Good evening Ash darling

And the gym? Are you sure?

Hope you’ve got your feet up then xx

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes "

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers

Good evening Knitter darling. I loved the twirl

How are you this evening?

Well I've had a snuffle for a few days so no kisses for Knitter but other than that all is wonderfully well.

How are you?"

I’m really good thanks darling and sorry to hear that. It’s this winter stuff doing it

I love sunshine personally. I’ll just send air kisses to you then and we can pretend to be French

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with? "

You are on fire

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

You are on top form Boo "

When am i not?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire "

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Littlebird, evening all ,

Good evening Cookie darling. Hope you’re well this evening? Welcome to the madhouse "

Kind of madhouse I like

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with? "

Well obviously

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo "

It’s gonna be soooo much fun

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird, evening all ,

Good evening Cookie darling. Hope you’re well this evening? Welcome to the madhouse

Kind of madhouse I like "

Well you’re in the right place then

This is the kind of noc I like. Crazy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo "

No ...Just No

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…"

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us this evening. It’s a bit crazy in here right now. You should fit right in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo "

Hurrah!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers

Good evening Knitter darling. I loved the twirl

How are you this evening?

Well I've had a snuffle for a few days so no kisses for Knitter but other than that all is wonderfully well.

How are you?

I’m really good thanks darling and sorry to hear that. It’s this winter stuff doing it

I love sunshine personally. I’ll just send air kisses to you then and we can pretend to be French "

Thank you muchly

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No "

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"**twirls in and waves** good evening fabbers

Good evening Knitter darling. I loved the twirl

How are you this evening?

Well I've had a snuffle for a few days so no kisses for Knitter but other than that all is wonderfully well.

How are you?

I’m really good thanks darling and sorry to hear that. It’s this winter stuff doing it

I love sunshine personally. I’ll just send air kisses to you then and we can pretend to be French

Thank you muchly"

You’re very welcome anytime. Hope you’re feeling better soon

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun "

Can I join in??

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No "

You'll be crawling on the floor like normal to stop it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us this evening. It’s a bit crazy in here right now. You should fit right in "

Point me toward the crazy

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

Can I join in??"

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join the party?!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us this evening. It’s a bit crazy in here right now. You should fit right in

Point me toward the crazy "

It’s all around us

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it too late to join the party?! "

I told you. Never too late to party darling. Welcome

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

Can I join in??"

Of course, just make sure you can still walk back to the hotel, I can only carry Grumpy back like I normally do.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

Can I join in??

Of course you can "

Hurrah!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us this evening. It’s a bit crazy in here right now. You should fit right in

Point me toward the crazy "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too late to join the party?!

I told you. Never too late to party darling. Welcome "

Yay! *Kicks shoes off and looks for someone to snuggle*

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Is it too late to join the party?!

I told you. Never too late to party darling. Welcome

Yay! *Kicks shoes off and looks for someone to snuggle* "

*pats seat .. room here

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Ooh loads of seats around. My lap for example

We’re heading into Part Deux shortly folks…

Not Part Daux as Mr Nero would say

See you on the other side… mwah x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun "

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening again.

I hope we’re all well…

Good evening gorgeous. Thanks for joining us this evening. It’s a bit crazy in here right now. You should fit right in

Point me toward the crazy

Hello "

True story. Crazy bird

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

Can I join in??"

Oh christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's my favourite pervert this evening??

Moi? You mean little old nun here?

I’ve turned celibate darling

How’s my favourite grumpy man?

You better not have

Talking of which....

I'm not sure what you mean obviously

Oh do you need the birds and the bees talk??

I'm already an expert on Birds

Yeah the tit versions , you don't get much further.......

I like Tits yes

Is that why you have that big mirror in your bedroom to look at yours with?

You are on fire

Just wait for the alcohol induced version of Boo

No ...Just No

Me and Boo getting hammered… it will be fun

Can I join in??

Of course, just make sure you can still walk back to the hotel, I can only carry Grumpy back like I normally do. "

No worries, I'll help you!

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