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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I need to find the sexy. I need the smut. I also need the cock but apparently I have to wait. So while I wait I'm asking you and your mates to come send some smut to those you fancy.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have no mates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not join I'll get the thread deleted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have no mates! "

I'm your mate!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have no mates! "

Well that hurt deep

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Best not join I'll get the thread deleted "

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.....uh oh, who do I pick as my mate.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'll postie for posh.... i normally get tumblew33d

Tinder

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll postie for posh.... i normally get tumblew33d

Tinder "

Don't panic... I rarely get messages

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have no mates!

Well that hurt deep "

You've still got me!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in.....uh oh, who do I pick as my mate."

My filters are open

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have no mates!

Well that hurt deep

You've still got me!"

Suppose

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Happy to be postie.

Jx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t got any mates.

Be my fwend. I’ll post your smut.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have no mates!

Well that hurt deep

You've still got me!

Suppose "

Well that hurt deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B"

Pictures please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have no mates!

Well that hurt deep

You've still got me!

Suppose

Well that hurt deep "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I got some non w33dy post for Tinder from my sexy mate! He says...

I don't know about wee but I'll give you a tumble anytime

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B

Pictures please"

Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."

A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.

"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"

He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."

Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.

J

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m and happy to play postie to Posh and others

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B

Pictures please

Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."

A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.

"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"

He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."

Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.

J"

Next time I'll compare your arses instead

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B

Pictures please

Two married people sat near each other, both on their phones. She says to him "Go on then, but I'm not sure they'll fit you...although..."

A smirk plays around her lips as she remembers a *very* old bone of contention.

"...my arse is considerably bigger than yours"

He laughs and says "I was just thinking I bet you say that."

Of course I did. I will NEVER forget.

J

Next time I'll compare your arses instead "

In

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Beef!

My hot homie has just said “Beef my pony requires feeding.”

Get on it at your earliest convenience.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh what the hell I'm in lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can play postie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like smut. Smut is good. So I’m in.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway."

Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway.

Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him."

2nd commenter...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well, Dr.House didn't want to be my mate, so I forward my own. I fancy you, you and you. Unfortunately you're all too far away and wouldn't care anyway.

Hang on... Dr House is on here? I fancy him.

2nd commenter... "

Ahhhh! I see that!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in.

I have loads of friends

There are benefits (allegedly)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

LittlemissmistressK! I have one from my sexy mate for you!

Would you kindly let LittleMistressK know that I’d love to go “All nightmare long” with her.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"LittlemissmistressK! I have one from my sexy mate for you!

Would you kindly let LittleMistressK know that I’d love to go “All nightmare long” with her."

Ooh I'm intrigued!!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Go on then - I shall pop in for a bit before I hermit into bed with my book

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Go on then - I shall pop in for a bit before I hermit into bed with my book "

Happy to be postie also

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cede, Cede, Cede...

My sexy mate says...

Can you let Cede know that I am so jealous of her book.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B"

It was needed. Posh and I insisted.

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In and I'll wear J's sequin postie shorts to if needed.

B

It was needed. Posh and I insisted.

J"

Fuck yes

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Happy to be friend and pass along notes in class.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a sexy mate to a mini lady...

Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.

Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...

Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Cede, Cede, Cede...

My sexy mate says...

Can you let Cede know that I am so jealous of her book."

Happy for company

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my sexy mate says...

FAF?????

(I don't know if she meant me or if she is just not being picky. She may kill me now)

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...

Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts "

I'm out of them now

B

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have no mates! "

Ill be your mate

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Mistypeaks this lovely gentleman who is in search of entertainment

has asked me to tell you that he thinks you're a voluptuous sex bomb of a woman and he wants to light your fuse...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"My completely wrong mate who is just a spoilsport says...

Please tell Julie and Beef that I'd prefer them both out of the sequin shorts

I'm out of them now

B"

Perfect

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy, sexy mate says...

tell Kaitinol and RGT that I fancy them.

So... oi! K...Rosie! My mate fancies you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a wee while

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Knitter, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Please would you ask Knitter if she’d pop down her needles and twirl her sexy glittery ass into my arms.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll have a punt...in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Posh my rather delicious mate wants to say we shouldn't just stop at arses! They won't even be competitive about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.. I am known for my thread killing abilities.

Sorry if that happens

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Please would you ask Knitter if she’d pop down her needles and twirl her sexy glittery ass into my arms. "

**twirlimg, hope someone catches me before I fall over**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stepping into Virgin Territory this is new to me. Virgin is probably the wrong word.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This saucy minx has asked me to say....

Please tell RTG that I look forward to eventually tasting cock...tails with him.

Tinder x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wow this was quick

Ghandi, my very gorgeous mate would like you to know that she'd be happy to nurse you better.

B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have no mates! "

How's tricks, Billy??

We're in

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Notsoposh, I have a very close friend who would like you to know you do actually look quite "post" (Possessed Of Sexy Hotness)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"And my sexy mate says...

FAF?????

(I don't know if she meant me or if she is just not being picky. She may kill me now) "

Both to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke signals on the horizon over The Continental tell me that a red hot mate of mine would like to let Posh know that…..”I want more than just her boobies”

You need to indulge this hotty Posh pants.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

MrMember! My gorgeous mate just passed me a note for you...

Could you tell Mr Member he has an awesome smile.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh my rather delicious mate wants to say we shouldn't just stop at arses! They won't even be competitive about it "

Phew... they know I can't choose between them

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Tentatively dipping my big toe in the water.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Notsoposh, I have a very close friend who would like you to know you do actually look quite "post" (Possessed Of Sexy Hotness)"

Your mate should pop to the eye doctor...

But thanks mate

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoke signals on the horizon over The Continental tell me that a red hot mate of mine would like to let Posh know that…..”I want more than just her boobies”

You need to indulge this hotty Posh pants. "

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I may be a bit slow at posting... am walking the dogs.

Or dogging, as my mother calls it.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Oooops went to make a snack and missed my parcel. Better late than never …..

Please tell Mrs Misty that she better kiss me next time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in… but I am very distracted by Beef in the sexy shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a sexy mate to a mini lady...

Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.

Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more"

Please leave the romance out ()

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Oooh bit late but I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a sexy mate to a mini lady...

Please would you make Petite Wiman aware the following.

Oh petite you look so sweet, I dream that we might meet, I’d be so delighted to greet you at my door, for a night of cuddles romance and more"

Can the person who posted this please inbox me....really big reason I'm doing for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message for Tinder

You bring the cottage pie, we'll bring the cheesecake, what should we do, I mean, have for dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooohhh my Cuddly Goblin my delightful wants you to know they think your ink is hot

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My sexy, sexy mate says...

tell Kaitinol and RGT that I fancy them.

So... oi! K...Rosie! My mate fancies you "

Prove it!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ifyoudareto one for you!! My sexy mate wants you to know that she definitely dares!

I believe her

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oooops went to make a snack and missed my parcel. Better late than never …..

Please tell Mrs Misty that she better kiss me next time "

But I kiss everyone.

Oh

Wait.

What?!?!?

(Faints)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration. "

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Im in for a penny

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film "

At Jilabi's Stella

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Cede, I'm sure youll be excited to know my friend would love to join you in the ‘splash zone'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

At Jilabi's Stella "

Innit Stan

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

At Jilabi's Stella

Innit Stan "

Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

At Jilabi's Stella

Innit Stan

Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers "

Only for pork scratchings

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon


"MrMember! My gorgeous mate just passed me a note for you...

Could you tell Mr Member he has an awesome smile.

"

Well your mate cheeky has good taste!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

At Jilabi's Stella

Innit Stan

Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers

Only for pork scratchings "

Giving away your secrets here mate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming for my mate Petitewoman…

This gent would willingly keep a plant alive if she'd let me pull on her chain

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

Tell PW...

Skip the romance and cookies, go straight for the restraints and paddles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ifyoudareto one for you!! My sexy mate wants you to know that she definitely dares!

I believe her "

I'll take that dare... and doubledareyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telegram for Mellrose, from my stupendously handsome mate, states……..”if I take her to the pictures and then for a chippy tea will she snog me and let me touch her boobies?”

For a movie and a chippy tea, that’s gotta be worth consideration.

Only if it’s to watch the lastest horror film

At Jilabi's Stella

Innit Stan

Fuck if he throws in some scampi, you'll soon lose those knickers

Only for pork scratchings

Giving away your secrets here mate "

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming for the gorgeous NSP:

Please can you let _otsoposh know

I'll make sure her pony is very well fed if she ever fancies a ride

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"message for Tinder

You bring the cottage pie, we'll bring the cheesecake, what should we do, I mean, have for dessert?

"

Oh I can think of a few things

Tinder

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another from a sexy mate...

Please say to LB...

When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Incoming for the gorgeous NSP:

Please can you let _otsoposh know

I'll make sure her pony is very well fed if she ever fancies a ride "

Ooooh... promises promises

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy friend o mine says...

I desperately need Littlebird to know that I’d love to ruffle her feathers and make her sing with pure pleasure or barring that would she ride me like she stole me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh Tinder a message from my sexy mate;

Please tell Tinder I’ll tumble her w33d any time she likes...

Oofty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another one for NSP from a gorgeous mate :

Please can you let Posh know that she’s an absolutely gorgeous babe and I’ll always let her rummage around in my bra

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sex god of a mate says...

Tell Petite Woman that if she really wants to change her name, she can just change it to ‘Mine’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming from a beauty..

Can you please let behind her eyes know that the pink lingerie is absolutely gorgeous and she has such lovely hair…..very jealous!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And another one for NSP from a gorgeous mate :

Please can you let Posh know that she’s an absolutely gorgeous babe and I’ll always let her rummage around in my bra "

Ooooh... in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And another from a sexy mate...

Please say to LB...

When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now"

Thanks postie darling

And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking

Weekend at mine then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..

F

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..

F"

Most of my mates do...

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

I want to play but have no friends at allxx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a very sexy mate for If you dare

Just to let him know that if he needs a hand putting down that towel she’s here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming for Racyrocket :

Please tell Racyrocket: “oi gorgeous this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure your sat on it”

That’s classy and romantic right?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Ooh Tinder a message from my sexy mate;

Please tell Tinder I’ll tumble her w33d any time she likes...

Oofty "

Oh I love a good tumble

Tinder x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..

F"

Reverse psychology. Cunning!

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A sexy friend o mine says...

I desperately need Littlebird to know that I’d love to ruffle her feathers and make her sing with pure pleasure or barring that would she ride me like she stole me "

Ooh… I love this one darling postie thank you

Oh sexy friend… ruffle my feathers before we do reverse cowgirl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want to play but have no friends at allxx"

Anyone on the thread can be your friend for this

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in! Gimme some nice messages Posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s one for the lovey Cede :

Can you please tell Cede that I really, really like her butt? Butt it’s too far away from me right now.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oooh ladies here's an offer!

Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.

Tinder x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I don't think any of your mates do fancy us..

F"

I do! I mean my mates. My mates definitely do

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Incoming from a beauty..

Can you please let behind her eyes know that the pink lingerie is absolutely gorgeous and she has such lovely hair…..very jealous! "

Why thankyou

Tinder x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in! Gimme some nice messages Posh! "

So long as they aren't all rude n stuff. Cos that's not right.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve had a message from a delicious fellow. Good job he’s pretty though, because he’s a bit dim…

“Please tell Misty to come sit on my face”

Poor little lamb. I’ll write the instructions of the game in crayon for him

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Oooh ladies here's an offer!

Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.

Tinder x"

Oooooo I’m in….. who’s the smoocher in the middle then?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate says...

Please can you tell Racyrocket if she's got a can opener I'll bring the baked beans to go with her lamb chopped.

Tinder

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a sexy mate for the gorgeous ABootyfulDay

He’ll trade her my jacket for whatever she wants in return

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And another from a sexy mate...

Please say to LB...

When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now

Thanks postie darling

And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking

Weekend at mine then? "

All the wrong type of fucking around

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

Racy rocket can I show u my pocket rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Msg for gatekeeper:

although he is incredibly annoying I want to smooch his cheeky face

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Here’s one for the lovey Cede :

Can you please tell Cede that I really, really like her butt? Butt it’s too far away from me right now. "

True - what could possibly be done about that I wonder

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Incoming message from a sexy mate for the gorgeous ABootyfulDay

He’ll trade her my jacket for whatever she wants in return "

I’ll take a smooch and a bum squeeze

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh _ede! My mate has a question....

Can you ask Cede if snacks are all she’s willing to share?

Tinder

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

Julie and beef it would be rather sexy being sandwiched between you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My alleged "mate"... in the loosest sense of the word... has this for me to deliver

Message for Tea Monkey

How I long to let my hands wander down that lovely torso all the way down too.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a message for ifyoudareto … my bloody sexy mate would really would like to, if she’s allowed to.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And another from a sexy mate...

Please say to LB...

When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now

Thanks postie darling

And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking

Weekend at mine then?

All the wrong type of fucking around "

Nah… loads of fucking. You can test the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming for Racyrocket :

Please tell Racyrocket: “oi gorgeous this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure your sat on it”

That’s classy and romantic right?"

Nothing makes a pussy more wet than someone shouting oi

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Oh _ede! My mate has a question....

Can you ask Cede if snacks are all she’s willing to share?

Tinder "

Not at all - sharing is caring after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh ladies here's an offer!

Please tell Bootyful and RacyRocket that I want a threesome with the two of them. I think they’d make for a marvellous pairing. Sexy to my left, sexy to my right. Two sets of lush lips to snog. Heaven.

Tinder x"

I'm down

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Late as always but I’m jn

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie and beef it would be rather sexy being sandwiched between you"

Tell your mate thank you!

J

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

So many attractive posties, I’m almost tempted by job for Christmas Xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My alleged "mate"... in the loosest sense of the word... has this for me to deliver

Message for Tea Monkey

How I long to let my hands wander down that lovely torso all the way down too.....

"

It all depends who it is, I might be able to squeeze into you I mean squeeze you in soon

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And another from a sexy mate...

Please say to LB...

When we getting around to doing each other....we've been fucking around way to long now

Thanks postie darling

And thank your mate. We have been doing way too much fucking around and none of the hard fucking

Weekend at mine then?

All the wrong type of fucking around

Nah… loads of fucking. You can test the bed "

Jumping on it

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Late as always but I’m jn "

You can leave again pal x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cookie! Here's one for you gorgeous J

Please will you let Cookie know that if she’s got the cookies I’ve got the cream so we’re clearly a match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming from a sex god..

Can you please tell Cookie I’ve always liked fucking weirdos?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Msg for gatekeeper:

although he is incredibly annoying I want to smooch his cheeky face "

Im genuinely VERY annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in btw. But only for male to male secret messages

F

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

George my hot and horny mate wants me to pass this message on..

George I'd be happy to be banged by him

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By *rMemberMan
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Another friend of mine wants to let rose tinted know that he’s a rather cheeky one with a sexy body!

You're welcome.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll be in for a bit, fwiw.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message

Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We're in btw. But only for male to male secret messages

F"

Oooffftttt

* sowwwy. Wrong thread

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen? "

It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message

Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip "

Will behind Wilkos do? Or do you want a night in and a delicious meal?

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady has asked me to post this message...

Can you please let _ea monkey know that I’d like a smooch from him…..and if he can bend me over and have his way with me that would be ideal too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A late arrival from my carrier pigeons, drops me this note from an outrageously hot mate.

To: Little Red

Msg: can you let little red know that she’s the more gorgeous little fire cracker with such a lovely sense of humour!

Hard to disagree with that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey Davina, my beautiful mate has a message. J

Please tell oxondavina that she's a delight and I quite fancy a very sociable social with her

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie! Here's one for you gorgeous J

Please will you let Cookie know that if she’s got the cookies I’ve got the cream so we’re clearly a match made in heaven "

Always got the cookies

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now that my boner has gone down I can finally post this message

Tell TT2 that for the purposes of this message I'm identifying as male so please ignore the boobs and all that lady garden business down there... I'd rather like M to smash in my back doors while F and I go lip to lip

Will behind Wilkos do? Or do you want a night in and a delicious meal?

F"

Wilkos will be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incominggggg...

Can you tell cookie I’d love to join her and anyone else that she wants to join x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My mate is such a giver...

Please tell Melrose I’d like her to throw that wand away and use my cock to get herself off instead. Entirely selfless of me. I just think she’d enjoy it.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?

It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me "

Challenge accepted

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

petite women this handsome guy has asked me to tell you that he'd love give her an oily massage..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Incoming from a sex god..

Can you please tell Cookie I’ve always liked fucking weirdos?"

Come and revel in some weirdness with me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hey Davina, my beautiful mate has a message. J

Please tell oxondavina that she's a delight and I quite fancy a very sociable social with her "

Ooh, I've got the warm fuzzies.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Out now, had fun sent some messages even did poetry, still seems I’m unfanciable though. Always next time

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?

It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me

Challenge accepted "

I’m fucked

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?

It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me

Challenge accepted

I’m fucked "

Yup

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a forum hottie

Tell that Davina I’ll warm her fuzzies.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve got to bow out now. Thank you OP. It’s been fun. I’ll be over on the noc

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got to bow out now. Thank you OP. It’s been fun. I’ll be over on the noc "

Have fun!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Cookie, another one. And I definitely think you should! J

Can you please let cookie know that if she wants to team up to teach gatekeeper a lesson for being so cheeky I’d be keen?

It’s gonna take more than you two numbskulls to defeat me

Challenge accepted

I’m fucked

Yup "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Please tell RTG that I look forward to eventually tasting cock...tails with him."

Oh my! I missed this earlier.

I like the sound of it. Especially that pause in the middle. I could fit all sorts of debauchery into a pause like that.

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