FabSwingers.com forum: Penis advice

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I have never measured my penis.

When is the best time to measure the fella?

Daytime? Nighttime? Watching porn, drink plenty of water beforehand? Give me your best tips to get the most out of them.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure it soft. That’s when it really matters.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I've emailed them. Thanks for your help x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

3.13 am

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Rubbing it with deep heat gives you very accurate measurement

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

After 12 Stella's that's the true measurement

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By *lways horny wirralMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

I'm free all week if you could please take my measurement x

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"After 12 Stella's that's the true measurement "

After 12 Stella's I'd be scrapping with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find from anus to the tip of penis gives the true measure

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I find from anus to the tip of penis gives the true measure

Welcome to the VWE club

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I find from anus to the tip of penis gives the true measure

Thats called the fab measurement

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I had to read that several times before it clicked

Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I find from anus to the tip of penis gives the true measure

This explains a lot...

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daytime.....

Nighttime!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I had to read that several times before it clicked

Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings

I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Im sorry but is that a real question?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I had to read that several times before it clicked

Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings

I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures

Who was our third? I'll get reet on it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I had to read that several times before it clicked

Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings

Oh yes! Good idea

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

. I couldn’t get an accurate measurement I’m going to have to try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never measured my penis.

When is the best time to measure the fella?

Daytime? Nighttime? Watching porn, drink plenty of water beforehand? Give me your best tips to get the most out of them."

Make sure you have a tv remote or can of Lynx handy when you measure so that you can get an accurate comparison!!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

I had to read that several times before it clicked

Do you want to go into partnership offering that service Nora? I'm sure we could do add ons like natural supplements and penis enlargement contraptions to boost takings

I'm still waiting for you to get in touch regarding our threesome. Don't get side tracked on new adventures

Who was our third? I'll get reet on it! "

Can't remember, but open to offers

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady"

Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 'well-endowed' ladies.

If you are intrigued?

Please feel free to send me an inbox.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady

Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands

To be fair... you're not wrong

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I am 'well-endowed' ladies.

If you are intrigued?

Please feel free to send me an inbox."

Are you also bald?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

. I couldn’t get an accurate measurement I’m going to have to try again

Dammit I’ve already used this month’s erection

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady

Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands

Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 'well-endowed' ladies.

If you are intrigued?

Please feel free to send me an inbox.

Are you also bald? "

I am indeed.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady

Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands

Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures

You're not wrong there. Let them swing free!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"www.noraspenismeasuringservice.co.uk

I’ll just pop that there

Hmm I’m still awaiting arbitration on my results!

Don’t pay ANYTHING up front

Don't be impatient! She is a busy lady

Now www.poshspenismeasuringservice.co.uk is where you want to be. Always rounds up the measurement and such soft hands

Yeah but she doesn’t hold the balls steady with her mouth whilst she measures

You're not wrong there. Let them swing free!"

I may have to get a second quote

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