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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Happy World Animal Day!

If you could change into an animal as an alternative to your normal body which would you choose and why?

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

A cat because I am very much a feline anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orca because it’s amongst the top of all apex predators after us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And horses so sexy women could straddle me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrappy Doo

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Absolutely a dragon.

I would smite my enemies.

And make nice fires for my friends to toast marshmallows on.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Is Godzilla an option ?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

A koala so I could spend 23 hours a day sleeping lol

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A rabbit or a male pig for easy transformation.

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!

I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.

Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!

I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.

Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though. "

Ozzy would bite your head off.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

power....

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

A panda bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Siberian tiger.

Just because

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A squirrel. They're playful, hilarious, cute, social, energetic and rarely caged. They also like nuts

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Happy Animal House..I mean day

Ooft if bears taken guess I'll go with hyena because I'm always laughing my ass off

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Blue Whale because i would have enough pee to piss off everyone , arround 1.000 litres every day , i mean i would perform everyday day the best golden shower in anyone life time

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Blue Whale because i would have enough pee to piss off everyone , arround 1.000 litres every day , i mean i would perform everyday day the best golden shower in anyone life time "

Quite a thought!

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"A squirrel. They're playful, hilarious, cute, social, energetic and rarely caged. They also like nuts "

Red or grey?

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"A Siberian tiger.

Just because "

Slinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodo.

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"I might go for a bear - cuddly at times but don't poke me!

I would love to swim like a dolphin but it would be less practical having to jump in the water before changing.

Perhaps being a bat would be fun too though.

Ozzy would bite your head off. "

I doubt he could catch me!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Blue Whale because i would have enough pee to piss off everyone , arround 1.000 litres every day , i mean i would perform everyday day the best golden shower in anyone life time

Quite a thought! "

It takes a big heart

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Dodo."

More chance of finding a mate than on fab?

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By *icecock7Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A Squirrel, they look to have so much freedom and just have lots of fun diving in to bushes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A sloath, so I could be a lazy cunt all day

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Absolutely a dragon.

I would smite my enemies.

And make nice fires for my friends to toast marshmallows on."

I'm going with Dragon too.

Smiting and marshmallows what more could you wish for.

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Absolutely a dragon.

I would smite my enemies.

And make nice fires for my friends to toast marshmallows on.

I'm going with Dragon too.

Smiting and marshmallows what more could you wish for."

Not too cuddly!

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

A barnacle.

The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

As long as I am with other barnacles of course!

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By *acDreamy OP   Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"A barnacle.

The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

As long as I am with other barnacles of course! "

Haha, it won't touch the sides of the passing blue whale!

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Cat. The purest form of not giving a fuck in nature.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A cat, then I can sleep all day guilt free

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"A barnacle.

The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

As long as I am with other barnacles of course!

Haha, it won't touch the sides of the passing blue whale! "

I forgot that one

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