FabSwingers.com forum: Please I need advice.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a strap on pic

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

Offer to suck him off. No man is saying no to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send a strap on pic"

I don't have one

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By *ackson1989Man
over a year ago

London

Love the photos, I think you would stand out to most don’t over think it!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Offer to make him a sandwich

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send a strap on pic

I don't have one"

See. There is the issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer to suck him off. No man is saying no to that

But if I suck him off I won't get the fucking of a lifetime as he'll be spent

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

You only have to ask.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Show up naked with beer

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

You don't stand out!?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

My inbox is pretty quiet!

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Just send a nice well thought out message. Actually read the profile and tailor the message to the person.

Try meeting them in person at a social

Don't send vag pictures in the first message.

Does any of this stuff work? Nope, but it's the advice Guys get so there's you go.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Free biscuits and unlimited tea or coffee.

Offer to do him housework naked.

Send him ten thousand messages one after the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him a picture of you in a teletubby costume and ask if he's down to be noo noo.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dudes got to sleep at some point keep monitoring his profile then pounce when you see the light on

never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't send vag pictures in the first message."

Awful advice!

You should definitely send unsolicited vag pics in order to stand out from the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just making notes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wouldn’t you just message him?

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Add a cock pic to public gallery

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

Offer cake.

Oh wait, you said stand out to a man...

Boobie pics and offers for boobie hugs

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Its fine, i'm not inundated and your gallery works perfectly fine with standing out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think you should have an avatar clearly showing your tits.

A profile that states what you are looking for.

The words HAS FANNY WILL TRAVEL tattooed across your forehead and a Greggs sausage roll in each hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you just happen to be in his area looking for random guys to go down on!!! Oh and that you're looking to destroy him

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Oh hard one. It's hard for women to stand out when the site is awash with them. Send him 20 message a day. He's bound to respond to one right?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

He's not inundated with message you're only thinking that he is.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Offer him cheese.

Like good classic cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Patience is key

what were your expectations when you joined, you'd be knee deep in trouser sausage its not insta shag you know

Think of it this way...

If you were a bloke would you message you ?

Effort in reward out

For more personalised help, please send cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should have an avatar clearly showing your tits.

A profile that states what you are looking for.

The words HAS FANNY WILL TRAVEL tattooed across your forehead and a Greggs sausage roll in each hand."

I think it's definitely the tattoo that's letting me down here.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get to clubs and socials. Men on here are inundated with messages from women frequently, if you meet them in person they're more likely to have a conversation with you.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You should serenade him; may I suggest a rendition of Renée and Renato‘s timeless classic, ‘Save Your Love.’

Guaranteed success

(…maybe)

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

You have far too many words on your profile - maybe ‘will fill later’ would be better

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Well id send him to specsavers because looking at your photos his eyes must be gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Just send him a message, you’ll stand out just from your profile

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Well id send him to specsavers because looking at your photos his eyes must be gone."

I'm nicking that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Be YOU x

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

This so my dilemma right now.

If only I could take the best parts of all of them and build a woman - Weird Science style.

I am kidding of course. Meet the person like what Meli said.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

If you can't stand out from your pics there's no help for any of us.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)

He's not inundated with message you're only thinking that he is."

^absolutely this. He's not me you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

A message for him at the top of your profile. Something from his page to catch his attention then wink. (Your page is an interesting read but most won't go all the way)

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Here I thought a simple FAF

message would be enough to at least get a reply

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Your pics are fabulous but your needs in your profile are very specific. As most men on here are married they wouldn't want to give out a phone number.

Personally I would stick to your guns and not lower your standards. The guys should be running after you not the other way around x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message him. If he’s interested he’ll reply.

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By *sxboy69Man
over a year ago

Rayleigh

Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!"

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

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By *hunderhawkMan
over a year ago

Hull

I seem to get the most reads, when my message title is a response to there status.

Still no replies like, but getting the reads at least.

Gl, he'd be insane to not talk with you.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

Like the breakfast club?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

Like the breakfast club?"

Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

Like the breakfast club?

Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!"

As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.

Yours was the princess cut... right?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

Like the breakfast club?

Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!

As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.

Yours was the princess cut... right?"

Awwww that’s made me want to watch it again now

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Hmm not sure if serious..

Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!

Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!

Like the breakfast club?

Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!

As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.

Yours was the princess cut... right?

Awwww that’s made me want to watch it again now

Me too...

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Hang on, I'm confused.

You mean you're having trouble getting noticed????!!!!!!......omg you're to die for!!....wtf's up with him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fucking DM me already, I'm willing to make you look like a plasterers radio and then give you a massage afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find him another woman for him to slip into. Ask him for all the details, and then tell him you need a hands on explanation as the words weren’t enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be a couple and/or man.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Send him a pic of your snatch with the words "free now?".

Men love that shit apparently...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.

Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?

Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Send him a picture of you in a teletubby costume and ask if he's down to be noo noo."

Thank you for this wonderful form of words.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.

Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?

Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out."

I am! It's a chore, I just ignore messages mostly.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.

Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?

Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out.

I am! It's a chore, I just ignore messages mostly. "

I had noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a funny message.

Works a treat.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Make the subject into ascii art

Like this

(0×0)

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

I'll look out for you amongst them all don't you worry!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Tell him to fuck off

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Send a pic of you wearing a strap on, guarantee work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke "

She is deadly serious.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Specify what pet it has to be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ "

I like a direct guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him a voice video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ "

Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Maybe send a dick pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ

Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.

Errr...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Invite them for afternoon tea. It worked for me. Ad Nauseam.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Tell him you will lovingly prepare him sausage chips beans and egg while he lies asleep on the cooch.

No man could turn this offer down as long as the chips are home made and gone in a chip pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ

I like a direct guy."

Life is too short to worry about if someone likes you or not or is it just me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ

Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.

Sounds like a good start to a philosophical conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "

I like you haha

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "

It's a bold tactic, Cotton, let's see if it works out for them

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "

That's not true. Some can be very direct.

Liked your profile, so where do I throw my knickers?

That one made me laugh.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Message them asking if you can ask a question.

People love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "

I send the best first messages.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ask them if they've got any "nawty" plans for the weekend. He'll be dripping. From his penis. Because he's so turned on.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya

I like you haha "

You’ll be the only one, truth hurts

No wonder it took them so long to get the right to vote, probably to shy to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best success has been messaging something rude or pointless,

Like slagging off her wallpaper works well to get the chat flowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya

I like you haha

You’ll be the only one, truth hurts

No wonder it took them so long to get the right to vote, probably to shy to ask"

Oh shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like an argument is about to boot off and I'm here for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?"

Oh man please don't do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's annie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's fit it's fine whatever she did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "

I did fucking make the first move!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?"

There's a name I've not heard in a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is she fit? "

She was pretty gorgeous to be fair, pretty face and awesome boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya

I did fucking make the first move!"

Clearly didn’t read the profile then otherwise you’d be neck deep in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?"

I don't think she'd even question a guy wouldn't like her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she fit?

She was pretty gorgeous to be fair, pretty face and awesome boobs.

There's your answer. Tell him you used to be Annie Wilkes, but have mouthwash...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was kind of a joke thread

Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move

Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya

I did fucking make the first move!

Clearly didn’t read the profile then otherwise you’d be neck deep in it "

It just said he was there to meet women. But I liked the pictures

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?

There's a name I've not heard in a long time"

Is this the part when we ask "you know her?"

And you reply "of course I know her, she's me!"

Mic drop! Eastenders drum. DundunDUN! Curtain closes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost interest in this now

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By *icecock7Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just send the message, he probably isnt inundated with messages and you will stand out on your own accord

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ

Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.

Sounds like a good start to a philosophical conversation..."

fab and philosophical conversations are common practice

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?

There's a name I've not heard in a long time

Is this the part when we ask "you know her?"

And you reply "of course I know her, she's me!"

Mic drop! Eastenders drum. DundunDUN! Curtain closes. "

No that would be interesting! I just remember her being a prominent forumite back in the day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Start a thread dedicated to him to attract his attention

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Start a thread dedicated to him to attract his attention

Don't forget a status paying homage to him

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

You stick out naturally

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
we can give you some personal hints if you'd like to come here for a few hours??

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By *evebal12Man
over a year ago

London

Firstly, if he's male, he's most probably not inundated with messages!

Secondly, you already stand out.

Thirdly, you already stand out!

Enjoy your day.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Send him a picture of you in a teletubby costume and ask if he's down to be noo noo."

That would work on me

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have you tried setting up 5 different profiles to message them from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your profile picture includes your anus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a joke

She is deadly serious.

Oh it's you!! I should have known!

*Shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried setting up 5 different profiles to message them from? "

Oh don't, I know people who do that.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Tell him that supper is ready and breakfast is even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost interest in this now "

What's up Hun? You not getting enough attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost interest in this now

What's up Hun? You not getting enough attention?"

What's your problem? You made a comment on another thread directed at her too.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Have you tried setting up 5 different profiles to message them from?

Oh don't, I know people who do that."

Is it one for each personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a pic of your massive wide-on with the message "it won't fuck itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost interest in this now

What's up Hun? You not getting enough attention?

What's your problem? You made a comment on another thread directed at her too.

That was a comment to SaphireNights.

If you mean my mentioning Annie Wilkes Petite Woman took it in the spirit intended. Sorry if you didn't

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

*brings haybale for the car park full of mighty steeds*

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Boobs

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Make sure you put “I Want!” In the subject

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.

Invite him to your hotel room, where you'll be bent over, blindfolded and offer to drain his balls and have him ruin all your holes. Tell him he can even leave his socks on. Have a cold beer and a sandwich waiting for after.

No one man could refuse that.

I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would just put the title of the message as “Pick Me”

Enclose a boobie pic and take it from there

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Easy way to stand out,

Spread your legs wide, insert an octopus with just it's tentacles hanging out, spread the tentacles out neatly and take a photo.

Send him a message with the photo saying your octopussy is reaching out for him. You'll definitely stand out and be remembered forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.

No one man could refuse that.

I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?

I am, I'm so good that they'll say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And they say romance is dead "

What would you do then Romeo???

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.

No one man could refuse that.

I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?

I am, I'm so good that they'll say

They'll say they love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And they say romance is dead

What would you do then Romeo???"

If you look further up he's already told you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And they say romance is dead

What would you do then Romeo???

If you look further up he's already told you

Oh yeah, but I'm not a normal person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.

No one man could refuse that.

I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?

I am, I'm so good that they'll say

They'll say they love you

Ssshhhh they'll all start doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And they say romance is dead

What would you do then Romeo???

If you look further up he's already told you

Haha beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't found the correct approach yet either tbh

I've tried spam, dick pics, explicit paragraphs in the first message. All sorts

If you figure it out let me know please

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?

Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"

Say hi and send a dick pic

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

I’d say as you are you beautiful and have an amazing figure xx

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

My first advice is very graphic..

My second is to just force yourself not to come onto the site for a month or two.

I have a third which is a combination of the two (but probably not helpful..).

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