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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I don't know OP but am delighted you felt right

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Actually that's not true. It was "hypersexed"

Mrs TMN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's so lovely, OP.

And Mrs Nips... totally accurate.

I described myself as old, tired, fat, broken and in need of cock.

Totally accurate

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I usually describe as knackered, always true.

I don't feel the need to tell people my sexuality, it's none of their business.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ah Amber! This is fantastic to read.

The last time I described myself?

I've not done it in ages. Am I boring? Possibly. Oh I said I was a waffling dork! Yeah. That's fair.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Very happy for you OP

I'd descripe myself as funny others might say annoying

Potatoes Tomatoes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I told someone I was demi-sexual and I needed to get to know her first.

She said that's great, I'd like that.

Then I forgot because she's on some app I barely use. Probably should have mentioned I have ADHD.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Today actually i said im worth more probly double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make every effort not to describe myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done you! So glad you felt comfortable enough to say that to your peers like the strong MFer you are

I can't remember the last time I described myself but I hate it. Requires too much thought and introspection that makes me overthink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

What was their reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on you.

Foolish, broken and fat was the last description I gave of myself. Also pretty accurate.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Good on you.

Foolish, broken and fat was the last description I gave of myself. Also pretty accurate.

Based on your profile pics

I would say discription of yourself doesn't match.

Could this mean a case of self deprecation

A need to go to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartless.

Pretty accurate.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well done you! So glad you felt comfortable enough to say that to your peers like the strong MFer you are

I can't remember the last time I described myself but I hate it. Requires too much thought and introspection that makes me overthink."

This ! I rarely have anything positive to say about myself

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Well done you! So glad you felt comfortable enough to say that to your peers like the strong MFer you are

I can't remember the last time I described myself but I hate it. Requires too much thought and introspection that makes me overthink.

This ! I rarely have anything positive to say about myself "

You should look at yourself more often

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well done you! So glad you felt comfortable enough to say that to your peers like the strong MFer you are

I can't remember the last time I described myself but I hate it. Requires too much thought and introspection that makes me overthink.

This ! I rarely have anything positive to say about myself

You should look at yourself more often

In the words of the great Baz Lurhman " do one thing everyday that scares you " ....

I do i look in the mirror lol

But on a serious note, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A miserable cow, which is bang on

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh ladies of fab who are feeling drab and unappreciated In themselves.but low pls take heart take heed.even tho you can not see the beauty in you. it shine through.pls see it the eyes and smiles of those

That look at you. Because you bright up our days.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

Was told last week I look like a black LA Knight from WWE

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm not sure if it's classed as describing myself but telling my parents I was in an open poly relationship for the first time seemed a big step

Glad you felt right in yourself OP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I couldn't if someone asked tbf ..

I'm just unique and me and I go about my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually describe as knackered, always true.

I don't feel the need to tell people my sexuality, it's none of their business."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never asked to describe myself to be honest, we’ll certainly not recently.

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

just a nice care bear that's how I describe myself x

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m a little ray of fucking sunshine, who lives with the joy of Christmas and the love of god in my heart.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of a dickhead.

I wouldn’t be far wrong.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm not sure if it's classed as describing myself but telling my parents I was in an open poly relationship for the first time seemed a big step

Glad you felt right in yourself OP

Oh this is

Mrs TMN x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I tell people I'm enm even my family. My mum doesn't really get it bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

This is lovely! Nothing quite as empowering as knowing who you are and feeling comfortable with that.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm not sure if it's classed as describing myself but telling my parents I was in an open poly relationship for the first time seemed a big step

Glad you felt right in yourself OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me smile

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"That's so lovely, OP.

And Mrs Nips... totally accurate.

I described myself as old, tired, fat, broken and in need of cock.

Totally accurate

Was that in a work meeting?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think I last described myself to someone else at a job interview

. I probably said some garbage about team player but able to lead from within the team blah, blah.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm old straight and white

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By *ade crossTV/TS
over a year ago

chiselhurst

Chatting to an old friend i opened up and told him i was a pansexual cd it just confussed him. So i said try bi cd he got that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was told last week I look like a black LA Knight from WWE

YEAAAAH!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I can’t even remember the last time I felt it was necessary to describe myself to someone in real life. Usually the works I make speak for themselves - and so long as turn up on time and hit a deadline, and I don’t behave like a complete arsehole, nobody really cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so comfortable with myself I don't need to describe myself to anyone or feel it necessary to have to put a label on myself."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm so comfortable with myself I don't need to describe myself to anyone or feel it necessary to have to put a label on myself."

Didn't your first five words just describe you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so comfortable with myself I don't need to describe myself to anyone or feel it necessary to have to put a label on myself.

Didn't your first five words just describe you?

I feel you do know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s lovely you felt comfortable enough to be so open with your colleagues OP

I can’t remember the last time I had to describe myself but it was probably accurate.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

How is that working out with female colleagues? Obviously males just got more excited about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually describe myself as clumsy.

I don't feel comfortable telling people my sexuality

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I think the last time I described myself it was as quiet & awkward

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm so comfortable with myself I don't need to describe myself to anyone or feel it necessary to have to put a label on myself.

Didn't your first five words just describe you?

I feel you do know what I mean "

I do but the devil made me do it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'm not sure if it's classed as describing myself but telling my parents I was in an open poly relationship for the first time seemed a big step

Glad you felt right in yourself OP

Oh this is

Mrs TMN x"

I should add - it was more the fact I was in a relationship at all. They couldn't care less about the poly part as long as I'm happy and my Dad doesn't have to move any furniture

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I tell people I'm enm even my family. My mum doesn't really get it bless."

Enm?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone? "

I suppose if someone assumes you're straight there are circumstances in which you might need to explain that you aren't.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I am a Sapiosexual monogamous pan romantic hetero flexible.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The standard description, I'm just a horny cunt that likes lots of sex,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a playful, easy going, chilled out bisexual switch very much into restraints and impact play, tease and denial, love great kissers and enjoy good connections.

It didn't get me anywhere though.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I described myself as tired and very down last night. I'm comfortable with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I describe myself as a bit of a cunt.

For the most it is an accurate reflection of me, sometimes I'm a cunt and sometimes I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I describe myself as a bit of a cunt.

For the most it is an accurate reflection of me, sometimes I'm a cunt and sometimes I'm not."

Just a bit??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I describe myself as a bit of a cunt.

For the most it is an accurate reflection of me, sometimes I'm a cunt and sometimes I'm not.

Just a bit??"

You leave him alone! Have you seen what he has to out up with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

A bit of a twat... but I'm hilarious with it

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

I suppose if someone assumes you're straight there are circumstances in which you might need to explain that you aren't. "

Doesnt come up at my place of work but perhaps that's unusual.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Just had a look in the mirror lol

Describe myself as ‘ridiculous handsome’

Will update again after my Specsavers appointment haha

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I describe myself as 'noneofyourfuckinbusiness' private person

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think my last self-description was 'a complete tool'.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

I suppose if someone assumes you're straight there are circumstances in which you might need to explain that you aren't.

Doesnt come up at my place of work but perhaps that's unusual. "

It did come up at mine once whey someone was transitioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone? "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This always comes up and I find it curious. Why shouldn't you describe your sexual orientation or whether you're mono/poly/whatever you like to others? If that's important to you, to your identity? It's not like you're telling people about specific sexual acts you enjoy, unsolicited. I understand that some people like to keep it private. But I also understand the importance of being able to be your authentic self and feel accepted for it, rather than feeling you need to hide it away.

Mrs TMN x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone? "

To help them understand there’s not in fact something wrong with them, they are just different.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone? "

To get a reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit of a kinkster……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This always comes up and I find it curious. Why shouldn't you describe your sexual orientation or whether you're mono/poly/whatever you like to others? If that's important to you, to your identity? It's not like you're telling people about specific sexual acts you enjoy, unsolicited. I understand that some people like to keep it private. But I also understand the importance of being able to be your authentic self and feel accepted for it, rather than feeling you need to hide it away.

Mrs TMN x"

You’re spitting here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

I said I was melodramatic, I jump in feet first, I'm impatient, I can't do dishonesty and tend to overshare to try and show the truth.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?"

Tired (well i think the exact description was Fucking Knackered!)

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mrs TMN x

You’re spitting here"

Is that some young person speak, Steven?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

To get a reaction?"

Same reason as some people post on here, I guess.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Mrs TMN x"

It's just more interesting anyway isn't it? To actually get to know someone rather than spending 10 years swapping tik toks videos? And talking about the people who got a bit too pissed at the Christmas do. Ooh and she's married. Yes Margaret you've said, every day for the last nine months.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I described myself as polyamorous and bi sexual to two work colleagues today.

First time I have said out loud that I am Poly. It felt right.

Tell me about how you last described yourself to someone else? Are you happy with the description you gave?

What was their reaction? "

I'm very interested in knowing this too. Were they just work colleagues or friends too?

I'd hope everyone accepts bisexual, and that's something you'd be alright saying to a stranger/acquaintance. Do you feel like polyamory is a part of your identity like your sexuality and not just a lifestyle?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

To get a reaction?

Same reason as some people post on here, I guess. "

Posting something in the comedy section of FAB is a little different to confiding your nonconformist sexual lifestyle, to

friends, family, and work colleagues.

I think it takes a lot of courage.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I describe myself as fat and ugly. It's how I feel about myself . People are kind enough to refute that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I describe myself as fat and ugly. It's how I feel about myself . People are kind enough to refute that. "

They're not lying. You are clearly neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people need to describe their sexuality to anyone?

To help them understand there’s not in fact something wrong with them, they are just different.

Likely depends on the people and the place of work.

Otherwise it's much like vegans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs TMN x

You’re spitting here

Is that some young person speak, Steven? "

Stephen!! You know it’s Stephen!

But yeah I guess so

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mrs TMN x

You’re spitting here

Is that some young person speak, Steven?

Stephen!! You know it’s Stephen!

But yeah I guess so

Forgive my aged eyes, Stephen. What does it mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs TMN x

You’re spitting here

Is that some young person speak, Steven?

Stephen!! You know it’s Stephen!

But yeah I guess so

Forgive my aged eyes, Stephen. What does it mean? "

Spitting is talking sense.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mrs TMN x

You’re spitting here

Is that some young person speak, Steven?

Stephen!! You know it’s Stephen!

But yeah I guess so

Forgive my aged eyes, Stephen. What does it mean?

Spitting is talking sense. "

Ah. In which case, I'm always spitting, right?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think the last thing I described myself as was a good little slut

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

Fat, funny but so forgetful nowadays is how I last described myself

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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Well I posted then fucked off.

Thank you for some kind words, some interesting self descriptions and some heart warming stories.

In answer to a couple of questions I am in London for work for the week and went out with a couple of colleagues for dinner. The subject of dating came up and whilst I don't go out of my way to update people on my personal life I also am happy and comfortable with myself to be fairly honest.

They didn't say much but whilst there may have been a little surprise there was no shock and we carried on with the conversation. It was the normality of it that I loved. Both me saying it and their relaxed reaction to it that made it noteworthy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot,horny,sexy,hungry for more

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Hot,horny,sexy,hungry for more

That's it? I was expecting more.

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