FabSwingers.com forum: OK let's put sex on the menus

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Starters

Mains

Desserts

Over to you .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Starter: Stroking and Oral

Main: Penetration in all conceivable positions.

Dessert: Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starter: Stroking and Oral

Main: Penetration in all conceivable positions.

Dessert: Cuddles"

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Ehhh monsieur for starts we have easy forplay not to much in the stomach eh,

Main course we have the parfait bdsm

And for la grande finale naked 69

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Starter: kissing, caressing and mutual masturbation

Main: oral and penetration

Dessert; cuddles, snuggles and more kissing

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm fasting"

You could always have massage .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter: soup.

Main: sex

Dessert: fudge cake

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

A tasting menu fo rme please

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A tasting menu fo rme please

Says the man with two minds

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Starter: Me

Main: Me

Dessert: Me

Snacks: Haribo

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm fisting"

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

LvM

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'm fasting"

Think you spelled that wrong

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Starter: Me

Main: Me

Dessert: Me

Snacks: Haribo

Sounds and looks delicious

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

I much prefer tapas, a little bit of everything and some delicious new things I haven't tried before.

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By *annessaTV/TS
over a year ago

Denham

Can vegetarians play ?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm fisting

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

LvM"

Youl want to eat after that its can be hard work .but rewarding.

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Starters

Mains

Desserts

Over to you ."

Handy

& maybe a quick snacky inbetween

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Starters

Mains

Desserts

Over to you .

Handy

& maybe a quick snacky inbetween"

I'm lost for words over awed by that beard .

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Why do we have to ruin sex by bringing food into it

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Starter: CrispyDuck pancakes with hoisin sauce

Main. : CrispyDuck drumstick with stuff explode in your mouth dumplings

Dessert: 69

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why do we have to ruin sex by bringing food into it

We don't have to bring into but we do need to feed and replenish our self inorder to perform. I'd did however say sex on the menu no mention of food .

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Starters

Mains

Desserts

Over to you .

Handy

& maybe a quick snacky inbetween

I'm lost for words over awed by that beard ."
Haha aww thanks

Appreciate that alot

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"A tasting menu fo rme please

Says the man with two minds "

Not on this occasion

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Starter : anticipation & excitement.

Main : disappointment

Dessert : awkwardness & regret.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only three courses? That’s hardly fulfilling.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Starter : anticipation & excitement.

Main : disappointment

Dessert : awkwardness & regret.

The mr "
sorry to hear

May I surgest a company call Newman the seam to have cure for these things.if not I'm running a course on how to pleasure your lady to her full satisfaction.

But as always I think you jest as your Mrs seams be very happy with what you've been serve prior to this meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the all you can eat buffet

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" I want the all you can eat buffet "

Its funny you mention that

That's what I'm serving up .

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Starter: Stroking and Oral

Main: Penetration in all conceivable positions.

Dessert: Cuddles"

I'll have what he's having

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Starter: attraction, teasing, sexual anticipation, erotic talk, imagery and audio, starters should last days.

Mains: Leisurely uncomplicated time to fully explore, tease, arouse strip, taste, test boundaries.

Desert: the fruits of all that’s gone before, the completion, heavy breathing, gentle caress and kissing.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Starter: attraction, teasing, sexual anticipation, erotic talk, imagery and audio, starters should last days.

Mains: Leisurely uncomplicated time to fully explore, tease, arouse strip, taste, test boundaries.

Desert: the fruits of all that’s gone before, the completion, heavy breathing, gentle caress and kissing.

This is so funny with profile pic like that .they say a picture paints a thousands words .

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Starter: Stroking and Oral

Main: Penetration in all conceivable positions.

Dessert: Cuddles"

You for got the Aperitif, lots of kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter.

Kissing....don't be shit at it!!! With hands touching places seductively, a thigh placed between the legs while kissing.

Main,

restraints and impact play and whatever he instructs and penetration over and over edging the pair of us.

(Pipe dream I know)

Dessert.

The aftershocks of an amazing orgasm with back strokes that give goosebumps and those nice shudders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter - get undressed

Main - penetration

Dessert - leave

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Starter.

Kissing....don't be shit at it!!! With hands touching places seductively, a thigh placed between the legs while kissing.

Main,

restraints and impact play and whatever he instructs and penetration over and over edging the pair of us.

(Pipe dream I know)

Dessert.

The aftershocks of an amazing orgasm with back strokes that give goosebumps and those nice shudders."

Its not pipe dream for those that know.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Starter: soup.

Main: sex

Dessert: fudge cake"

Now that is my kind of menu.

Apart from the soup.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Starter: soup.

Main: sex

Dessert: fudge cake

Now that is my kind of menu.

Apart from the soup. "

I love soup especially in hotels.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m on a replacement shake diet.

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By *atfordYungReadyForFunMan
over a year ago

Watford

On a strict diet?? message me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Starters foreplay

Mains intense sexual activities

Desserts spooning

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