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"That when I'm not feeling hungry I should still have some lunch or I'll feel like shite! Also don't masterbate with a broken nail (owch) Mrs " A friend asked me "if I masturbated under the sheet?".. I said "yeah ...course, we all do!" "Ahhh " he said "did your hairdresser notice as well !?!" | |||
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"If a dressing gown is no longer fluffy, stinks and is growing some apocalyptic strain on it? Apparently you shouldn't wash it. It's comforting. Never thought I'd learn that but here we are." Sounds like my cats blanket   | |||
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling. My comment on another site was quickly critised. Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!" 
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling. My comment on another site was quickly critised. Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!"  . Well when you put it like that …… | |||
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling. My comment on another site was quickly critised. Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling. My comment on another site was quickly critised. Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!
I learnt that aeroplane thing too.
You learn a lot here!
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"If every days a school day ...whats ya learnt today ?" Not today, but I recently learnt that if your in a WhatsApp group, the other people in the group can find out your number. | |||
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"If every days a school day ...whats ya learnt today ?" Protein Alpro "milk"shake is palatable. I shall learn about Huel* tomorrow
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive " Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?  | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger? "Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates  | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates "Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson?? | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger? "Hahaha get to feck | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??"20 P zero run flats on an Audi | |||
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"If every days a school day ...whats ya learnt today ? Not today, but I recently learnt that if your in a WhatsApp group, the other people in the group can find out your number. " And this is why I won't join any WhatsApp groups on here! I've seen some of the chat on them and jeez louise! Today I've learned that dogs like licking feet - and it feels weird! (Dogsitting for a friends cute dog but learning a lot - fast!)  | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi " your bank account! | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!"Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price. | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price."£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour. | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price.
£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour. "That sounds amazing value  | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful "The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price.
£390 last week got me a full service incl. all air filters and oil etc, MOT, plus repairs to track rod end x1, a windscreen wiper, a brake bulb and front discs/pads. That's all in. VAT and labour.
That sounds amazing value "It's what you get at Papa Local's garage where they don't try to rip you off. So busy, you need to plan a breakdown a month ahead | |||
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"I learnt a few horrible, yet not surprising facts about a few people. I also learnt I cannot go without my morning coffee's. " Out of Baileys? | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty " dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual? | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual? "Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic "
Fucking Batman | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman"I bet I dream about that tonight now | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now "Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder* | |||
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"Orangutans have mid-life crises too. B" Fucking great. Got that to look forward to  | |||
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"Orangutans have mid-life crises too. B Fucking great. Got that to look forward to "Well you're already on here so you might get away with it. B | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*"I adore my hamsters dream… Giant hamsters dressed as Batman | |||
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"Orangutans have mid-life crises too. B Fucking great. Got that to look forward to
Well you're already on here so you might get away with it.
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman "I’m Batman | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman "Christ everywhere I turn there's hamsters. | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
Christ everywhere I turn there's hamsters. "Richard Geres bum too | |||
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"I learnt a few horrible, yet not surprising facts about a few people. I also learnt I cannot go without my morning coffee's. " If it's that I have 12 toes then it's a lie! F | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
I’m Batman"No. I’m Batman | |||
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"I learnt a few horrible, yet not surprising facts about a few people. I also learnt I cannot go without my morning coffee's. If it's that I have 12 toes then it's a lie! F" 12 fingers though | |||
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"I’ve learned quite enough for today. Luckily none of it was BS
Tell me something, beautiful
The price of Batman Comic number 1 is on the way down as a lot of comic buffs think the cover looks quite dirty
dirty as in dirty? Or dirty as in sexual?
Dirty as in dirty darling. It made me laugh when I saw it earlier. As it’s just the design of the comic
Fucking Batman
I bet I dream about that tonight now
Better than dreaming about hamsters! *shudder*
I adore my hamsters dream…
Giant hamsters dressed as Batman
I’m Batman
No. I’m Batman "I’m Spartacus | |||
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation. Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today. F" It’s a brilliant way to work it out don’t you think darling? | |||
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation. Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today. F It’s a brilliant way to work it out don’t you think darling? "So much quicker and easier
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi "They'll probably throw indicators in for this price, so | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi "hahaha I used to have 19s pirelli p zeros on my cupra, this was years back, they were silly money back then....that's why I swapped them out for a better and more wallet friendly tyre....I tried both Toyo and Uniroyal rain sports both cheaper on price and far superior tyres imho  | |||
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation. Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today. F" Or, divide by 10 and halve the result. | |||
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"Today I learned that potholes are twats and tyres are fucking expensive Surely you could have just got a part worn for your banger?
Yep £300 per tyre for mine and that’s mates rates
Da fuq are you putting tyres on?! A Massey Ferguson??
20 P zero run flats on an Audi
your bank account!
Yeah only had to buy one though, thank fook, I felt a bit sickly when he told me the price."That's not to bad my Range Rover Sport is Twice that and it's normally a pair at a time. Tip if you hit a pot hole and do damage stop role back in to pot hole and take photos then contact your council for it they only pay if photos are done in and out of the hole with the damage. | |||
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"I learnt that being bisexual doesn't give you twice as much chance of pulling. My comment on another site was quickly critised. Apparently bisexual men struggle to find a woman who will suck their c*ck because it goes up men's butts!" But straight mens cocks go up women’s bums? Are men’s bums somehow worse (I nearly said ‘unsavoury’ then but thought that wasn’t the right choice ) | |||
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"That I get ignored on majority of the threads " Sorry, we had the volume turned up too loud. What did you want to say again?! | |||
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation. Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today. F Or, divide by 10 and halve the result." One way is easy... One is harder than a hard thing. | |||
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"That I get ignored on majority of the threads " That it as a compliment, I do | |||
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"That I get ignored on majority of the threads " | |||
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"That I get ignored on majority of the threads " Don't sweat that shit bro.....most never leave the safety of their phone screens or computers..... | |||
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"That Orange crayons don't taste of Oranges ... how I know this is irrelevant " | |||
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"I learnt that if you want to find 5% of a gross figure you divide the gross figure by 21 rather than doing a longer calculation. Actually, I learnt it a while ago but I don't use it often, until today. F Or, divide by 10 and halve the result." That's to find the 5% of the net figure. Not the gross. F | |||
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever "You just worked this out | |||
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever "Just gave my daughter my card to get milk. She comes back with 5 packets said the same thing. | |||
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever
You just worked this out "I just finished my packet
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever
Just gave my daughter my card to get milk. She comes back with 5 packets said the same thing."5 packs aren’t enough either. And bless her | |||
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever
You just worked this out
I just finished my packet
And I have the nocturnal to do. So no more sweeties tonight "Fuck the noc off | |||
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"That one packet of Tangfastics isn’t enough. Ever
You just worked this out
I just finished my packet
And I have the nocturnal to do. So no more sweeties tonight
Fuck the noc off "I can’t do that… again | |||
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