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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Eh up cuntybollocks

is one that I’ve never really taken to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh up cuntybollocks

is one that I’ve never really taken to.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Honey, Hun, babe...you get the drift.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Sounds like something straight out of 'Minder'

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Duchess? For real?

Anyone calling me the following consider themselves blocked:

Lady

Trouble

Naughty

Hun

Babe

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Duchess haha. Not had that one. Reminds me of the Aristocats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

Duchess? For real?

Anyone calling me the following consider themselves blocked:

Lady

Trouble

Naughty

Hun

Babe

'You look norty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones I’ve received and detest:

Hunny

Babes

Sexy

Honey

Sweetie

Muffin

Darling (except for one person who calls me this in real life; but in a message here it’s straight to the bin without opening it)

Love

Sugar

Mami (just because I’m a Latina doesn’t mean I like this. This is my biggest pet hate of all pet names. It’s equivalent of being called mommy to me as I don’t use it like most Latinos do.)

Hun

Cutie

Dear

No, just no to all of these.

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Duchess

They clearly don’t know you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Duchess haha. Not had that one. Reminds me of the Aristocats

I'd have had it before either Nora, and loads in the last week.

Must be my aristocratic vibes

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m not sure I’ve found one yet to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ones I’ve received and detest:

Hunny

Babes

Sexy

Honey

Sweetie

Muffin

Darling (except for one person who calls me this in real life; but in a message here it’s straight to the bin without opening it)

Love

Sugar

Mami (just because I’m a Latina doesn’t mean I like this. This is my biggest pet hate of all pet names. It’s equivalent of being called mommy to me as I don’t use it like most Latinos do.)

Hun

Cutie

Dear

No, just no to all of these. "

Muffin!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

Duchess? For real?

Anyone calling me the following consider themselves blocked:

Lady

Trouble

Naughty

Hun

Babe

'You look norty'

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

Duchess

They clearly don’t know you x"

nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call loads of people sweetie, sugar or dahlink. I need to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess

Baby

Girl

There's more listed above in other comments but that's probably my top three that I hate

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

Duchess

They clearly don’t know you x

nob

Takes one to know one haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've had a recent surge of people calling me babygirl or princess. Princess is fine, bit twee but not a total clunge plunger. Principessa is okay at a push, because it's a little (unknown to them) nod to my heritage and a former lover.

I don't like being called babygirl by people I don't know at all. I understand my avatar could give that energy, clearly does with recent messages but it does towel dry my quim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I call loads of people sweetie, sugar or dahlink. I need to stop

I don't mind any of those, I probably would if it was some random man on here though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dear is the worst. I’m not 89!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Dear is the worst. I’m not 89!"

Calm down dear.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dear is the worst. I’m not 89!

Calm down dear.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

I'll confess to never having heard that one!

Every day you learn something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear is the worst. I’m not 89!"

Next year eh?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dear is the worst. I’m not 89!

Next year eh?

Cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe" "baby" "little girl" "slut"

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hun. I’m no one’s Hun.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hun

Babe

Baby

To be fair anything other than my name.

Mrs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Hun

Babe

Baby

To be fair anything other than my name.

Mrs "

How about babezzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call loads of people sweetie, sugar or dahlink. I need to stop

I don't mind any of those, I probably would if it was some random man on here though

They work with the appropriate Ab Fab delivery

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I think the only name that bothers Me is the presumption that it's okay to call Me Mistress.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Duchess potatoes are (insert drool emoji)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Duchess potatoes are (insert drool emoji)

*chefs kiss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call loads of people sweetie, sugar or dahlink. I need to stop

I don't mind any of those, I probably would if it was some random man on here though

They work with the appropriate Ab Fab delivery

I think many of the above are almost native tongue in a camp, draggy context.

Wouldn't you agree hunty?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Sugar Tits or Sweet Cheeks seem common unfortunately

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Nothing offends me to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mister... Makes me feel old

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Can I buy you a drink, Sugar?

.....Not you, the other lump.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I don’t like baby/baby girl. Makes me cringe. I’m a grown woman.

I have one guy who keeps calling me boss and I really like that

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I would probably say "Ayup Duck"....but that's because I'm a Stokie

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t like ‘pal’, ‘mate’, ‘friend’, etc. Those words mean something. Strangers don’t get to call me them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then treacle, I’ll not use duchess.

*legs it*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing offends me to be honest

It doesn't offend me, just makes me think ewwwwwww

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok then treacle, I’ll not use duchess.

*legs it*"

Haha I have a fwb calls me treacle. It’s ok coming from him though

. Not anyone else

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Adonis does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call loads of people sweetie, sugar or dahlink. I need to stop

I don't mind any of those, I probably would if it was some random man on here though

They work with the appropriate Ab Fab delivery

I think many of the above are almost native tongue in a camp, draggy context.

Wouldn't you agree hunty? "

Yaaas

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Nothing offends me to be honest

It doesn't offend me, just makes me think ewwwwwww "

True.....but I'm not sure things make me go ewwwww....I'm quite placid

.... actually maybe when women are like "yeah sound mate"....seems a bit too "bloke-ish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe

Baby

Hun

Beautiful

Gorgeous

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy calls you Princess, then changes to Duchess…is that a demotion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a duchess was a type of potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duchess??

Is that used the same way some one would say darling??

I have never heard anyone say that haha

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“Babe”

Makes my skin crawl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara?

Duchess? For real?

Anyone calling me the following consider themselves blocked:

Lady

Trouble

Naughty

Hun

Babe

Exactly this for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchess??

Is that used the same way some one would say darling??

I have never heard anyone say that haha

Gotta be a bit geezer to pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchess??

Is that used the same way some one would say darling??

I have never heard anyone say that haha

Very Only Fools and Horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I hear people say Hubby…

I don’t mind being called most things unless it’s rude derogatory or out right racist.

A lot of the guys and girls I have worked with call me Babe haha I don’t mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchess??

Is that used the same way some one would say darling??

I have never heard anyone say that haha

Very Only Fools and Horses "

I should have said in real life not on tv haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a guy calls you Princess, then changes to Duchess…is that a demotion? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't "Dutchess" or even just "Dutch" rhyming slang, as in "Dutchess of Fife" = "wife".

Not sure that's any better.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hate babe, love, dear, hun, darling, mistress etc from people I don't know. Just call me by my name.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh well now I'm just going to have to say it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't like anything that declares me sexy, gorgeous or anything similar, from the get-go because this cannot be judged from bits of body pics. If one politely declines, one often them becomes a "fat *****" straightaway

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

" hunnie" spelled like that

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

There used to be a Duchess on the forums about a year ago. She was hot, but also a bit much.

Typical forum lady, amirite?!

I'll see myself out

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Baby... sorry but bleugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There used to be a Duchess on the forums about a year ago. She was hot, but also a bit much.

Typical forum lady, amirite?!

I'll see myself out

Ahhhh yet another forum romance gone wrong.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"If a guy calls you Princess, then changes to Duchess…is that a demotion? "

It's when they decide you're "just a Meghan" that you've really got to worry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a guy calls you Princess, then changes to Duchess…is that a demotion?

It's when they decide you're "just a Meghan" that you've really got to worry..."

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"There used to be a Duchess on the forums about a year ago. She was hot, but also a bit much.

Typical forum lady, amirite?!

I'll see myself out

Ahhhh yet another forum romance gone wrong.

Not at all, everyone got what they wanted

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Norty

Hun

Babe

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I hate being called girl, I haven't been a girl since 1997

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Anything insulting, I've been called tubby a few times, because that's going to make me want to fuck you

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Baby cakes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Was it Phil Mitchell messaging you again?

I don’t really have any that put me off tbh. It all depends on the context of the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love.. even my fanny calls him a patronising bastard.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

This has proper made me chuckle

What is going through their minds when they write this kinda shiz?!?!

I delete anything with any kind of pet name. Makes me gip

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Trouble... instant delete.

Sweetheart/darling.

Babe/Hun are ok if I actually know the person calling me it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Both baffled at the amount of times and the fact anyone thinks this is a good first line.

And thats coming from me.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Trouble

Hun

Missy

Norty

Huni

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I hate when they call me rupert luckily tho nobody has yet phew

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I call them "Dutch Eggs" when they are of a lower 'nouveau riche' social standing.

Otherwise, for those tugging the silk strings of the landed gentry or a member of the hereditary peerage I refer to them as: Baroness, Viscountess, Marchioness or Countess.

However, if the currency for flattery is any suitable compliment then I will call them whatever they prefer if it gets me into their velvetine knickers.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Pffft! That Danny Dyer back on here again is he?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"If a guy calls you Princess, then changes to Duchess…is that a demotion? "

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Yes.

In order of ranking (high to low) it's — Queen, Princess, Duchess, Marchioness, Countess, Viscountess, Baroness, Lady, Bellaseas, ...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

It reminds me of the mom car in aristocats

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

Mrs hate's this as well and she even has it on her profile header" don't call me baby"

Babe, Hun, sweetheart and so on.

Ok I get that it's not meant to offend but if someone specifically requests in writing that they don't like being called said names then amazingly your message is going to get deleted if your first message includes them.

As she says Jools is just fine thanks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I call them "Dutch Eggs" when they are of a lower 'nouveau riche' social standing.

Otherwise, for those tugging the silk strings of the landed gentry or a member of the hereditary peerage I refer to them as: Baroness, Viscountess, Marchioness or Countess.

However, if the currency for flattery is any suitable compliment then I will call them whatever they prefer if it gets me into their velvetine knickers."

Who the fuck wears velvetine knickers?! Sounds sweaty!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I call them "Dutch Eggs" when they are of a lower 'nouveau riche' social standing.

Otherwise, for those tugging the silk strings of the landed gentry or a member of the hereditary peerage I refer to them as: Baroness, Viscountess, Marchioness or Countess.

However, if the currency for flattery is any suitable compliment then I will call them whatever they prefer if it gets me into their velvetine knickers.

Who the fuck wears velvetine knickers?! Sounds sweaty!"

Thrush waiting to happen

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Lady

It says in my profile don't use that word, as it makes me as drier than the Sahara.

It acts as a good filter for guys that have not read my profile.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I already have it written in my profile that I will not rey to any pet names. Still get some everyday though.

Pet names are for people I know and I'm close to.

Some random stranger online calling me sweetheart, darling or any other name you choose is just creepy.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I call them "Dutch Eggs" when they are of a lower 'nouveau riche' social standing.

Otherwise, for those tugging the silk strings of the landed gentry or a member of the hereditary peerage I refer to them as: Baroness, Viscountess, Marchioness or Countess.

However, if the currency for flattery is any suitable compliment then I will call them whatever they prefer if it gets me into their velvetine knickers.

Who the fuck wears velvetine knickers?! Sounds sweaty!

Thrush waiting to happen "

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KC², JåmiePånts — there's no need for such invective knickerish outbursts. Have you seen some of the velvet lingerie and knickers online at Lola Loves Boutique? Eh? I've never been so velvet-shamed! Wench!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've recently had a considerable amount of messages calling me 'Duchess'.

I think it's awful and it's a straight delete, unread if it's in the title.

Which 'pet' name is guaranteed to make you drier than the Sahara? "

I thought this was a thread about the TV programme Duchess

I've never had anyone on here message me

With a pet name

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I call them "Dutch Eggs" when they are of a lower 'nouveau riche' social standing.

Otherwise, for those tugging the silk strings of the landed gentry or a member of the hereditary peerage I refer to them as: Baroness, Viscountess, Marchioness or Countess.

However, if the currency for flattery is any suitable compliment then I will call them whatever they prefer if it gets me into their velvetine knickers.

Who the fuck wears velvetine knickers?! Sounds sweaty!

Thrush waiting to happen

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Lola must Love Canesten then

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Duke.

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