FabSwingers.com forum: Why is fab life so hard for a couple?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me people, why? Can't I just bury my face in your body parts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because people generally only like one of you.

But which one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can, all ya gotta do is ask.

Boom. There you go.

Now it’s not hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to do anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because people generally only like one of you.

But which one..."

Well I know it's not me because you don't like tits. Weird but hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can, all ya gotta do is ask.

Boom. There you go.

Now it’s not hard."

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to do anything? "

If you bake some cupcakes I can maybe lure people in that way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Two people?

One is already enough effort.

Two? Far too much. Fuck that.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Coz you have something that the majority of people here want. So you get battered from all sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can, all ya gotta do is ask.

Boom. There you go.

Now it’s not hard.

Really?

Piece of piss.

I’ll even (grudgingly)say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I have to do anything?

If you bake some cupcakes I can maybe lure people in that way.

They only come for my cake? Pfft.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm too old for both of you and too straight for one of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too old for both of you and too straight for one of you

Don't worry, can I call you when I want some peace and quiet? You can take Mr off my hands for a while.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Because people generally only like one of you.

But which one..."

People like either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95% of couples and single ladies make a line directly for Penny. In fact the last party we were at the other guests numbered themselves in the order they were going to play with her right in front of me, that's the fab life I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"95% of couples and single ladies make a line directly for Penny. In fact the last party we were at the other guests numbered themselves in the order they were going to play with her right in front of me, that's the fab life I guess. "

It probably doesn't help if you're standing there with a deli counter ticket machine...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Maybe widen your audience having limits is going to shorten your prospects

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell me about it, I was hoping for all the tits in my face.

Still I'll just carry on dreaming!

Mrs

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Tell me about it, I was hoping for all the tits in my face.

Still I'll just carry on dreaming!

Mrs "

I'll have some moobs soon the way I've been going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too old for both of you and too straight for one of you

Don't worry, can I call you when I want some peace and quiet? You can take Mr off my hands for a while.

She was a potential until she announced she hasn't watched star wars

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Seems life is hard for everyone here based on today's threads!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell me people, why? Can't I just bury my face in your body parts?

Anytime you like

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Tell me people, why? Can't I just bury my face in your body parts?

You, can though...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is hard finding compatible couples.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Couples, the scum of fab.

We all know this. So easily people forget the poll, it was settled on by the people! I will continue to remind though

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The husband is never as hot as the wife

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By *amesandthegiantpeach69Couple
over a year ago

"The husband is never as hot as the wife"

Ouch.

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

I think it's hard for all genuine folk on here. So much rudeness and disrespectful behaviour. Be kind, be nice, be naughty!

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By *cdongMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

I would happily let yas no problem. ??

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