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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Dick pics.

What does it have? What does it need? What do you desire? What does it not have? What does it not need.

I'm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed off “what do you not desire”

Glad to have helped.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Ultimately, I think a dick pic should, at it's minimum, contain a dick.

The dick pic is not targeted at me, but do people have to take super close ups of them so they fill the frame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Sounds less like me. Oh well Brucey you can't win them all!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs to contain an aesthetically pleasing dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Sounds less like me. Oh well Brucey you can't win them all!"

Yours will do don't worry.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Agree with this totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Agree with this totally

Where's DF when you need him?!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Agree with this totally

Where's DF when you need him?!"

Exactly, very selfish of him!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The body, sorry but nothing worse than a close up pulled as far back as possible dick pic.

If I have to see one, I wanna see the person attached to it too.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the greatest penis pic on fab.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

It's all over my profile Posh! C'mon now!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Sounds less like me. Oh well Brucey you can't win them all!

Yours will do don't worry.

Reassuring....

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Agree with this totally

Where's DF when you need him?!

Exactly, very selfish of him!"

Ladies I'm right here!

Not DF...no he's gone.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have the greatest penis pic on fab.

Does it involve glitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Sounds less like me. Oh well Brucey you can't win them all!

Yours will do don't worry.

Reassuring....

Don't be needy brucey.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No pre cum or the other stuff, that does not look good in pictures.

Hard, no one wants to see a floppy penis.

Nice defined helmet, slight curve, and huge bulging veins! And some pubic hair, hairless freaks me out a tad.

Add in a bit of torso with those magic v lines and some thick toned hairy thighs and we're winning.

Sounds less like me. Oh well Brucey you can't win them all!

Yours will do don't worry.

Reassuring....

Don't be needy brucey."

It's like I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

It's all over my profile Posh! C'mon now!"

Hang on... I'll have a gander

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!"

See I'm going for a colour blast look these days...bored of the old monochrome

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough""

FFS Kai, thanks for giving away my secrets.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Dick pics. What does it have?"

The penis of someone I fancy.

"What does it need?"

The penis of someone I fancy.

"What do you desire? "

The penis of someone I fancy.

"What does it not have? "

Penises that belong to people I don't fancy.

"What does it not need."

Penises that belong to people I don't fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not have it hovering over an open toilet bowl

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

It's all over my profile Posh! C'mon now!

Hang on... I'll have a gander"

It's a penis. The pictures aren't as fine as the guy I mentioned.

Sorry B

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

It's all over my profile Posh! C'mon now!

Hang on... I'll have a gander

It's a penis. The pictures aren't as fine as the guy I mentioned.

Sorry B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!"

Seen it!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There is someone on here who has absolutely gorgeous pictures of his fine penis.

I'm not naming names though, so actually this post is kind of completely unhelpful.

You're welcome

It's me isn't it?

I don't think I've ever seen pictures of your penis, Brucey

It's all over my profile Posh! C'mon now!

Hang on... I'll have a gander

It's a penis. The pictures aren't as fine as the guy I mentioned.

Sorry B

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Again?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!

Seen it!!"

Once and only once!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

FFS Kai, thanks for giving away my secrets.

Everyone knows this secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!

Seen it!!

Once and only once! "

Printed and laminated

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Printed and laminated "

Professionally mounted?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Get the right angles, thrown it in monochrome and it can make almost any penis look "good enough"

Mine is staying hidden and away from sight!

Seen it!!

Once and only once!

Printed and laminated "

Creepy!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

My dick pictures are to die for

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My dick pictures are to die for "

Profile not available! I was gonna check and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw the thread title and thought it was going to be about the classic 80’s martial arts movie……..gutted

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