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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

A new way to experience self sexual pleasure.

Wank with ice cubes? Alternate hands? Give us the best of the best!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I just use a wang or vibrator , i'm just old school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose your sex toys and don't do any masturbation for weeks... suddenly walking round Tesco is very enjoyable.

Friction.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lose your sex toys and don't do any masturbation for weeks... suddenly walking round Tesco is very enjoyable.

Friction.

I've never known autumn make something so much sunnier

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x"

Oh you really don't know me at all...I said NEW suggestions!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x"

Doesn't that chaff?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

Doesn't that chaff?"

Therein lies the pleasure

Plus you can fucked at the same time. Win win!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

Oh you really don't know me at all...I said NEW suggestions!

Well why don't you give us your list so far, Brucey? Then we won't be boring you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on a large yoghurt pot for 10 minutes. Then cover that pussy with a slice of ham whilst rubbing the fridge magnet on your nippes. Once the ham and yoghurt has set, pop a grape up your arsehole to finish. Guaranteed pleasure ladies.

Men.. egg holder, butter, half a melon. You're welcome.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Hold your cock and lie on your front and fuck your hand

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Lose your sex toys and don't do any masturbation for weeks... suddenly walking round Tesco is very enjoyable.

Friction.

Have you seen Tescos sex toy range?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Rub your nipples on the carpet. My new fave! You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

Oh you really don't know me at all...I said NEW suggestions!

Well why don't you give us your list so far, Brucey? Then we won't be boring you

Hoo boy that's gonna be quite the list...

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sit on a large yoghurt pot for 10 minutes. Then cover that pussy with a slice of ham whilst rubbing the fridge magnet on your nippes. Once the ham and yoghurt has set, pop a grape up your arsehole to finish. Guaranteed pleasure ladies.

Men.. egg holder, butter, half a melon. You're welcome."

Hang on I need more details on the man suggestion here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lose your sex toys and don't do any masturbation for weeks... suddenly walking round Tesco is very enjoyable.

Friction.

Have you seen Tescos sex toy range?

Extra special?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Who remembers when tesco branded their own shit range with blue lines?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Use me

LvM

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think putting your cock in a paper shredder and flicking between forward and reverse modesiis quite invigorating and could catch on.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use me

LvM"

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use me

LvM

Go on then."

Can I watch?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think putting your cock in a paper shredder and flicking between forward and reverse modesiis quite invigorating and could catch on. "

Jokes on you it doesn't fit

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?"

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?"

Yes.

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

rubber glove?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

Yes."

Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

Yes.

Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes! "

Here's hoping!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

Yes."

Nice to see you back

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

Yes.

Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes! "

Speaking of which, lube up my snake would you Brucey?

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you sit of your hand until it goes dead, when you wank it feels like it’s someone else’s hand.

The mr

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Sit on your hand till it goes numb then have a wank and think of it being someone else doing it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

These two men know ^

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use me

LvM

Go on then.

Can I watch?

Sure! Hang on, am I having sex with a man again now?

Yes.

Oh this whole place is full of slippery snakes!

Speaking of which, lube up my snake would you Brucey?

LvM"

Be a jolly good chap and wrangle this serpent for me would you boy?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"These two men know ^"

But Meli I prefer what you do to handjobs!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hang out with someone with really long hair. Wait until some of those hairs inevitably get wrapped round your lady flaps/up and round your cock. Find them while sat on the toilet - then slowly, ever so slowly, pull them free. Enjoy the gentle tickling sensation and flutters they cause.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hang out with someone with really long hair. Wait until some of those hairs inevitably get wrapped round your lady flaps/up and round your cock. Find them while sat on the toilet - then slowly, ever so slowly, pull them free. Enjoy the gentle tickling sensation and flutters they cause. "

Oh I hate those hairs on my penis

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I think putting your cock in a paper shredder and flicking between forward and reverse modesiis quite invigorating and could catch on.

Jokes on you it doesn't fit

Where there's a willy, there's a way.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Use a Smarties tube, close your eyes and think of Pamela Anderson. Or a Pringles tube and think of Ann Widdecombe.

*other Ladies are available*

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Jam jar and warmed raw liver

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Psst. Don't tell anyone, but there's "a guy I know", who used his wife's TENS machine on his Jerry helmet. "He" told me it was rather nice!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use a Smarties tube, close your eyes and think of Pamela Anderson. Or a Pringles tube and think of Ann Widdecombe.

*other Ladies are available*"

What time for _aomilatte?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Use a Smarties tube, close your eyes and think of Pamela Anderson. Or a Pringles tube and think of Ann Widdecombe.

*other Ladies are available*

What time for _aomilatte?"

Tube damn it, tube!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Psst. Don't tell anyone, but there's "a guy I know", who used his wife's TENS machine on his Jerry helmet. "He" told me it was rather nice!"

The kinda advice I am here for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandpaper and add some Vicks if you’re feeling fancy.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sandpaper and add some Vicks if you’re feeling fancy. "

I'm always feeling fancy

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