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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots..." I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! | |||
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! " Ask Jennie why her fire stick is burny, though!  | |||
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! " With a fire stick it has to be dp..... I mean HD.  | |||
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! With a fire stick it has to be dp..... I mean HD. " | |||
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! Ask Jennie why her fire stick is burny, though! "Caught something nasty sticking it in your hole! | |||
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! With a fire stick it has to be dp..... I mean HD.
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"Hd blu-ray? Hunni, the Davina is streaming at its best. With the Jenni you're still left trying to insert things into slots... I do like a fire stick in my slot tho! With a fire stick it has to be dp..... I mean HD.
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"If I take both of you will the pair of you shut the fuck up, get to my bedroom, and get on with the tongue punching. Please and thank you "In  | |||
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"If I take both of you will the pair of you shut the fuck up, get to my bedroom, and get on with the tongue punching. Please and thank you "Oh, all riiiight.  | |||
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"Yeah, Jennie thinks it means Democratic Party - don't mind her." Who doesnt like a good party, and if its Democratic at least there will be plenty of entertainment. | |||
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"Fabulous. Get driving bitches." The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. | |||
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"Fabulous. Get driving bitches. The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne." At least I wear some | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne." I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom | |||
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"Fabulous. Get driving bitches. The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. At least I wear some " Wear is such a loose concept in your case. Think more crop spraying. | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom "Ageing? Unconvincing? This explains Jennie, but why are you inviting me? | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom "No sense of smell is THAT weak. | |||
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"The Jennie model or the davina model? Obviously the Jennie is far superior in both looks, style, substance, technology and ability. For those who like a more old school tv, the davina will do the job. Just. " Sophie's choice... | |||
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"The Jennie model or the davina model? Obviously the Jennie is far superior in both looks, style, substance, technology and ability. For those who like a more old school tv, the davina will do the job. Just. Sophie's choice..." Ah, Sopie x | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
No sense of smell is THAT weak. "You've finally got someone who wants you in their bedroom, hell, in their house! Quit while those you're ahead. | |||
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" No sense of smell is THAT weak. " I'm a smoker and have a lot of incense and scented candles. I can endure. "Ageing? Unconvincing? This explains Jennie, but why are you inviting me? "Oh, honey. We all have eyes | |||
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"The Jennie model or the davina model? Obviously the Jennie is far superior in both looks, style, substance, technology and ability. For those who like a more old school tv, the davina will do the job. Just. Sophie's choice..." This is Jennie - it's Hobson's choice. | |||
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"The Jennie model or the davina model? Obviously the Jennie is far superior in both looks, style, substance, technology and ability. For those who like a more old school tv, the davina will do the job. Just. " If my budget went far enough my walls have mirrors and tv.. You know there is a bed where tv comes out.. Still not in my budget | |||
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"The Jennie model or the davina model? Obviously the Jennie is far superior in both looks, style, substance, technology and ability. For those who like a more old school tv, the davina will do the job. Just. Sophie's choice... This is Jennie - it's Hobson's choice."
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"DAVINA......beef.... pinny" Yummmm | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? " Special feature I'm seeing is they both have surround sound! | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you "You'll apparently have to take a number ...  | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you "When I said this they started with crocs and stilettos lol | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? " The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
When I said this they started with crocs and stilettos lol"Ahhh, the futility of bringing a croc to a stiletto fight... | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf." The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers " At least there's a bonk involved | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved "They only one you’ll ever get! | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!"At least I get one that doesn't require batteries... | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? Special feature I'm seeing is they both have surround sound!" Like base with mine | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ... "Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom "Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously... | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? Special feature I'm seeing is they both have surround sound! Like base with mine "Oh, Jennie's base - you're in luck. | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
When I said this they started with crocs and stilettos lol"Stilettos are great. Please don’t mention the C word | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ...
Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn " | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ...
Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn "If you're feeling impatient I'm not opposed to sharing my slot if I can share yours | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously... "Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention! | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ...
Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn
If you're feeling impatient I'm not opposed to sharing my slot if I can share yours "Careful, you'll overload Jennie! That pre-transistor TV technology can only take so much... | |||
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ...
Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn
If you're feeling impatient I'm not opposed to sharing my slot if I can share yours "Does Amber Heard shit the bed?
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"Can I take both…. At the same time. Please and thank you
You'll apparently have to take a number ...
Why? I want both… I am prepared to wait my turn
If you're feeling impatient I'm not opposed to sharing my slot if I can share yours
Careful, you'll overload Jennie! That pre-transistor TV technology can only take so much..."Bare with, I’m just sorting orders via my inbox! Obviously the Jennie is indeed more popular  | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries..."I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you? | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention! "I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?"I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo? | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate "Indeed we will… I’m pretty sure of that | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate "You're asking Poly to fill in? Polyfilla? | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?"If you didn't pack that, turn around and grab it. | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate
Indeed we will…
I’m pretty sure of that "I believe we've had aspersions cast, Jennie! I blame you! | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?"Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet? | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
If you didn't pack that, turn around and grab it." | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
If you didn't pack that, turn around and grab it."Patent pending... | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate "Ahem. Don’t write off us old birds, we’ve more than enough stamina to keep up with you younguns | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?"Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts? | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate
Ahem.
Don’t write off us old birds, we’ve more than enough stamina to keep up with you younguns "Just putting my hand up here. As I too am an old bird… However. I fuck forever and ever. Even have references on that | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?"Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up | |||
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"The smell of burning rubber isn't Jennie's tyres, btw. It's her cologne. I know. Luckily I'm a big fan of aging unconvincing transvestites and have a weak sense of smell. Hence why you're both welcome in my bedroom
Is there a hole spare for a number three TV? Hole for the electric plug obviously...
Three TVs? Third is turning into quite the broadcast convention!
I mean, between me and Bird those two stand no chance on stamina. Poly I think we definitely will be requiring your services too at this rate
Ahem.
Don’t write off us old birds, we’ve more than enough stamina to keep up with you younguns
Just putting my hand up here. As I too am an old bird…
However. I fuck forever and ever. Even have references on that "You both definitely qualify for TV in your bedroom. | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up "I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy. | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy."The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits! | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!"Miaow | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!"Speaking of saggy tits... here's Jennie! | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!
Miaow"Don’t think she’s seen her pussy in a while tbf | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!
Miaow"Yeah, it's the only pussy she's likely to get near. | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!
Speaking of saggy tits... here's Jennie!"I’ve been here all along you daft mare  | |||
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"Snap!" Uh oh, her knicker elastic has finally had enough! | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!
Speaking of saggy tits... here's Jennie!
I’ve been here all along you daft mare "Well, technically, but are you ever really all there? | |||
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"Do both models come with a remote control? Do either offer any special features? The Davina is voice activated. The Jennie is deaf. The davina doesn’t shut up. Ever. She’ll drive you bonkers At least there's a bonk involved
They only one you’ll ever get!
At least I get one that doesn't require batteries...
I expect you remember the invention of batteries don’t you?
I do indeed. Would you like me to explain the new fangled invention to you? Or are you happy with your steam-powered, flywheel dildo?
Rather steam powered than fart powered. Have you done something about that flatulance problem of yours yet?
Pardon me, Chernobyl Guts?
Turn your hearing aid up duckie you’ll be able to keep up
I have no trouble keeping up, Ms Floppy.
The only things flopping around here are those spaniels ears you call tits!
Speaking of saggy tits... here's Jennie!
I’ve been here all along you daft mare
Well, technically, but are you ever really all there?"Well granted I’ve not been around many blocks as you m’dear but I do alright  | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments."
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments." Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end "She knows I only mean half of what I say! | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!"And I mean the other half... | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!
And I mean the other half..."Together we are a total bitch | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!
And I mean the other half...
Together we are a total bitch " | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!
And I mean the other half...
Together we are a total bitch "That settles it, I'll take both models!! | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!
And I mean the other half...
Together we are a total bitch
That settles it, I'll take both models!!"Fine. Threesome it is | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever "Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too? | |||
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"This is quite a feisty thread. I would have received a time out on the naughty step if I'd made just one of these comments. Darling Tis all in jest. Davina and I are bosom buddies till the end
She knows I only mean half of what I say!
And I mean the other half...
Together we are a total bitch
That settles it, I'll take both models!!"Woohoo! The more the merrier! | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever
Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too? "Yup, got to have somewhere to hold all the seamen... | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever
Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too?
Yup, got to have somewhere to hold all the seamen..."Don’t tell me you’re full already? | |||
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"I'd assumed the thread was about teles, and was wo during how uncouth it would be to have one in the bedroom. But then it may be better and more sensible than my usually of falling asleep on the sofa with the tele on. But how wrong could I be it was actually about small radios, though they seem to make a lot of noise." It’s the tuning knobs. You’ve to get it just in the right place so you don’t have to listen to the crackly waffle | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever
Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too?
Yup, got to have somewhere to hold all the seamen...
Don’t tell me you’re full already?"No, I was thinking of your overflow | |||
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"I'd assumed the thread was about teles, and was wo during how uncouth it would be to have one in the bedroom. But then it may be better and more sensible than my usually of falling asleep on the sofa with the tele on. But how wrong could I be it was actually about small radios, though they seem to make a lot of noise. It’s the tuning knobs. You’ve to get it just in the right place so you don’t have to listen to the crackly waffle" A bit difficult when Jennie's around, to be sure. | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever
Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too?
Yup, got to have somewhere to hold all the seamen...
Don’t tell me you’re full already?
No, I was thinking of your overflow "You concentrate on your own output, might sort that smell out too | |||
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"I think we need a bigger boat/room whatever
Oh gawd, we’re sailing now too?
Yup, got to have somewhere to hold all the seamen...
Don’t tell me you’re full already?
No, I was thinking of your overflow
You concentrate on your own output, might sort that smell out too "Dont you have a biohazard symbol tattooed above your bunghole? | |||
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"Right, I shall attempt to put my phone down and go to sleep. No twiddling knobs. See you all bright and early for the hounds morning constitutional (though it is now no longer bright that time in the morning and it will soon be miserable, wet and cold, and I will be donning my woolly cap and a Barbour)." Bright and early? Hisssss. | |||
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