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Is almond milk actually milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or any of the other fancy "milks"

Ive never seen an almond with nipples

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yes. It's freshly nutted milk.

LvM

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Yes. It's freshly nutted milk.

LvM"

Is that not nut juice?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No. Although special shout out to soy milk which can be delicious in coffee and on cereal, in a pinch. Like if you’ve run out of cows to milk.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Well no, it's not milk.

It's just one of the dairy free alternatives that provide a similar experience to those of us with lactose intolerance or a desire to not consume direct animal products, or just fancy a change from milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess that's me told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s milk in the same way plant based burgers are beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almonds are ripped from their young so we can benefit from the abuse and turmoil they go through.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almonds are ripped from their young so we can benefit from the abuse and turmoil they go through.

F"

And for what? So vegans can have their fancy little lattes. When will the madness stop?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Yes, that's how the supermarkets advertise & sell them!

Have you not seen milk maids milking the teats of the nuts?

Ooooo no, that's some other dodgy porno I saw... Ahem & fart. Me forgetful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My almonds have tits but I much prefer cashew milk. Creamy deliciousness.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Milk alternative, same as saccharin vs sugar debate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oat milk is the sex.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Oat milk is the sex. "

Yeah, but if you drank fewer oat milk flat whites you could buy a house instead...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Yes. It's freshly nutted milk.

LvM"

I'm quite freshly nutted myself, but it wasn't milk I ended up with.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

You blend your nuts with water and filter through a nut sack apparently

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt"

Have you ever watched criminal minds? You often remind me of Dr Reid

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No it's an almond drink.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt

Have you ever watched criminal minds? You often remind me of Dr Reid

"

.

I do now, thanks to a fan site lol.

so is it because I was stripped naked and tied to a goalpost in school, or it there symptoms of neurodivergence here?

I am definitely quite 'autodidactic' though (which has nothing to do with a criminal mind )

pt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt"

Anyone who can digest mammalian milk as an adult, is a mutant.

I am not a mutant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt"

Milk of Paradise as the best plant 'milk'.

Pigeon/crop milk is about the only milk that makes me grimace. Red top but with fish heads floating in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oat milk is the sex.

Yeah, but if you drank fewer oat milk flat whites you could buy a house instead..."

Excellent execution. Well played. Great shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This makes me think of the Jamaican guy that did the tik tok about almond milk

‘All man milk?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea milk is nice it is dark and I going all pea.

Pea pasta.. Love holland and barretts.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt

Milk of Paradise as the best plant 'milk'.

Pigeon/crop milk is about the only milk that makes me grimace. Red top but with fish heads floating in it.

"

Poppy milk? Probably lol, I'm more milk of magnesia these days tbh though.

MMMmmm me likes some yummy pigeon crop with my English breakfast tea Aunt thally!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"This makes me think of the Jamaican guy that did the tik tok about almond milk

‘All man milk?’"

I wonder if they had those Fruit and Nut adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk is nipple juice, not more complicated than that

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pea milk is nice it is dark and I going all pea.

Pea pasta.. Love holland and barretts.

"

Pea Pesto interests me as I just don't seem to cook peas much these days. I think I just keep them for my back.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yes, they're all mylk, or some other adjusted word that seems the same.

It's great that we have so much choice

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I know quite a few nuts with nipples tbh.

Hamburger comes from Hamburg and I think 'burger' comes from that, but it doesn't seem to specify what has to in the burger.

Some people do seem to need the whole world to me made of meat, but what if other people want something more... or perhaps something different?

And what if they have a need for that?

'Milk' has actually always had another meaning anyway as the latex of a plant.

But the 17-apparently types of plant milk have always been used a breast and animal milk substitute for millennia. Obviously in the West today it's used as a substitute for cows milk.

You actually have to have the right genes (believed to originally be a genetic quirk) to be able to tolerate drinking animal milk as an adult, so it's not just a cultural 'value', it's also a genetic matter (both in ethnic and cultural/tolerance terms) that not all of the world can enjoy.

pt

Milk of Paradise as the best plant 'milk'.

Pigeon/crop milk is about the only milk that makes me grimace. Red top but with fish heads floating in it. "

Whaaaaaaat!!?? They're milking pigeons now?

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By *r X46Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes. It's freshly nutted milk.

LvM

I'm quite freshly nutted myself, but it wasn't milk I ended up with. "

Man milk?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It is nut juice rather than mammal juice.

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