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"Can I have milk and cookies? " Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy | |||
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"A litre bottle of Russian standard " **pulls out shot glasses** | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy" Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies | |||
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"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles I'm on the council pop tonight "May I have a Frazzle please? | |||
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"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles I'm on the council pop tonight
May I have a Frazzle please?"Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies " **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap** | |||
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"Drumstick squashiest. " Squashies. Stupid phone. | |||
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"Charm, wit and cheese.." Welcome friends | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap**" I'm a simple man with simple tastes | |||
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"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles I'm on the council pop tonight
May I have a Frazzle please?
Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind "Whyyyÿÿy? | |||
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"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations "Pop them on the table. What's your tipple? | |||
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"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles I'm on the council pop tonight
May I have a Frazzle please?
Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind
Whyyyÿÿy?"I'm not quite sure  *wipes bag* it's OK now | |||
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"I brought G&T and a bag of malteasers "You are in beautiful | |||
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"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations
Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?"A hot chocolate would grand  | |||
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"Drumstick squashiest. Squashies. Stupid phone. " Got it  | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap** I'm a simple man with simple tastes " **wiggles to get comfy** | |||
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"Fish photos ice cream and my charm lol" Photos of fish are now | |||
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"I got half a pack of hobnobs, a half chewed toffee and a bag of Frazzles I'm on the council pop tonight
May I have a Frazzle please?
Of course you can! have the bag! It's a bit sticky mind
Whyyyÿÿy?
I'm not quite sure *wipes bag* it's OK now "**smiles pilotly** Thanks | |||
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"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations
Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?
A hot chocolate would grand "How do you like it? | |||
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"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs. F" Oh ermm ohhhhh okay | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap** I'm a simple man with simple tastes **wiggles to get comfy**" Sit still your making me spill my milk | |||
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"I'm bringing a Ouiji board, and a 2.5 bottles of Sambuca, let's get fuxked n harass thr spirits " Loving the sambuca let's leave the spirits be  | |||
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"I’m bringing a chicken madras and garlic Naan " Yummy I'm actually sooper hungry | |||
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"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs. F Oh ermm ohhhhh okay" Ooooh, those aren't the ones you're meaning?
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"I can bring a karaoke machine and twister " It's a party | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap** I'm a simple man with simple tastes **wiggles to get comfy** Sit still your making me spill my milk" Something is poking me | |||
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"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations
Pop them on the table. What's your tipple?
A hot chocolate would grand
How do you like it?"Thick, with mini marshmallows and whipped cream on top. Sorry to be a diva | |||
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"Can I have milk and cookies? Okay I have Almond Milk ... Cow's Milk. ... Oat Milk. ... Hemp Milk. ... Kefir. ... Rice Milk. ... Soy Milk. ... And Coconut Milk. I have Chocolate ... Snickerdoodle. ... Sugar Cookies. ... Peanut Butter Cookies. ... White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies. ... Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. ... Gingerbread Cookies. ... Black & White Cookies. what tickles your fancy Cow's milk.. Chocolate cookies **hands over treats and pops onto Wonkos lap** I'm a simple man with simple tastes **wiggles to get comfy** Sit still your making me spill my milk" stop prodding me | |||
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"I brought chardonnay. I’m sorry, but it’s still wine." Pop it I'm the fridge and pucker up | |||
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"I drop bombs sometimes. Mr finds it disgusting, especially if I've eaten eggs. F Oh ermm ohhhhh okay Ooooh, those aren't the ones you're meaning?
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"How about some Miso & a veg stock? Oh, and a spring onion... Lets get creative! "I miso it's the breakfast of champions | |||
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"I’ve got sarcasm, a fluffy blanket & nicotine replacement lozenges. " You're in | |||
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"Can I bring doughnuts? Your choice, but can make recommendations
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A hot chocolate would grand
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Thick, with mini marshmallows and whipped cream on top. Sorry to be a diva "**licks lips** | |||
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"A half eaten bounty and a cold. Sorry in advance "It's all good I'm going to huggle you in the corner | |||
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"I’m frantically cooking up all the stuff that I should have cooked this weekend, before it goes off. So I can bring a lasagne, some chicken breasts, twice cooked chips, Mac and cheese balls and half a loaf of cheese bread if anyone fancies it " Oh my goodness that's a lot but pop it on the table and come have a tipple,? | |||
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What did my horse do ?
Is it because he’s very tall ?
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"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-)" At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm?? *other softer stations are available. | |||
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It's really early. The moon was still shining in the garden less than a hour ago. I'm going to bring espressos. Much needed. Double espressos. I almost typed it in a wanky way but double espressos. | |||
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"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-) At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm?? *other softer stations are available. It will be mainly dance/trance, indie & electronics sets....but also requests "Bounce and hard house please, the faster, harder the dirter the better | |||
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"Fook is such an adorable way of saying fuck.
It's really early. The moon was still shining in the garden less than a hour ago. I'm going to bring espressos. Much needed. Double espressos. I almost typed it in a wanky way but double espressos."Just what this party needs
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"I'll be the DJ & I'll bring Pringles & Fruit Pastilles & Maybe some Smirnoff with a selection of Fruit Juices....;-) At this hour if the day?? Please tell me you play things I would hear on Smooth Fm?? *other softer stations are available. It will be mainly dance/trance, indie & electronics sets....but also requests
Bounce and hard house please, the faster, harder the dirter the better "**pops in ear plugs** don't piss the neighbours off | |||
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