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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

No advice needed so thought I’d just ask auntie how she is doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No advice needed so thought I’d just ask auntie how she is doing "

Ahh thank you I'm good babes.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"No advice needed so thought I’d just ask auntie how she is doing

Ahh thank you I'm good babes.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Good. Hope you have a sexy Sunday then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie Wendy. Is it wrong to fancy a family member? As I have just suddenly meet an auntie for the first time and my god she's Wendy.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Auntie Wendy, I know you’ll be a help with this dilemma.

I’ve just made some delicious plum liqueur but I fancy a cocktail before my dinner, not a shot. What can I make with plum liqueur?

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

I've always had auntie fantasies...am I a pervert or am I just a healthy virile man ...and is it insect or only if blood related ?

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

Bloody auto correct just as well won't accept the word I meant to say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie Wendi

Why are so many people against having a tv in their bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendy. Is it wrong to fancy a family member? As I have just suddenly meet an auntie for the first time and my god she's Wendy. "

Fancing is OK you can't help thst, but just don't try and act on it that's just wrong.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendy, I know you’ll be a help with this dilemma.

I’ve just made some delicious plum liqueur but I fancy a cocktail before my dinner, not a shot. What can I make with plum liqueur?"

Go to my bartender . Com

It was my goto when I worked in bars. Its git great recipes for everything.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry


"Dear auntie Wendi

Why are so many people against having a tv in their bedroom? "

Because most only receive signal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always had auntie fantasies...am I a pervert or am I just a healthy virile man ...and is it insect or only if blood related ? "

Being virile has nothing to do with fantasies.

Only if blood related it's in cest. Still frowned along of its through marriage too.

We all have are kinks and fetishes as the say different strokes for different folks.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

Thanks lovely I'll take that on board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Wendi

Why are so many people against having a tv in their bedroom? "

Because it's such a distraction silly.

If you're talking about the electrical equipment, people find they're less productive with one.

You're in your comfort zone it's easy to los a day lying there watching it. You stay up later as you're already in your bed watching it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Aunt Wendi. I’m golfing tomorrow, forecast is 16 degrees, will I be ok in shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aunt Wendi. I’m golfing tomorrow, forecast is 16 degrees, will I be ok in shorts?"

Wear trousers to be on the safe side, you can't rely on the weather here.

Sixteen degrees isn't overly warm, golf courses are open so could be windy.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?"

No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.

Just enjoy what you have at the moment.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Good evening Auntie Wendi,

I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Auntie Wendi,

I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?"

Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Hi Auntie Wendi

What's it all about?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Good evening Auntie Wendi,

I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?

Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Was thinking green, but Auntie knows best. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Auntie Wendi,

I need a new jacket for autumn. Thinking neutral, but what would you recommend?

Brown is a good autumn colour and it's quite a neutral colour.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Was thinking green, but Auntie knows best. Thank you x"

Green works too, you'll now which one you want when you put them on.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

What's it all about? "

You'd need to elaborate a bit more.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge


"Hi Auntie Wendi

What's it all about?

You'd need to elaborate a bit more.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

You know, life, the universe, everything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

What's it all about?

You'd need to elaborate a bit more.

Love Auntie Wendi x

You know, life, the universe, everything? "

Life. You're born then you die. Make the most of the inbetween and enjoy it.

The universe is an amazing thing, watch some documentaries on it, it's quite fascinating if that's your thing.

Everything.

That's a bottle of gin conversation a seat and put everything to rights.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Is it ok to hit somebody with your flip flop Say for instance if they have annoyed you greatly?

For reference like in the film (Arthur?), where Johnny Gielgud (the Butler),slaps Dudley Moore's character (Arthur), but with a glove saying: " YOU LIT-TTTLL SHIT!!!"

So, to re cap should I hit with the flip flop or turn the other cheek & which one 1st & walk away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will a certain forumite ever stop teasing me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?

No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.

Just enjoy what you have at the moment.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Aunty Wendi,

If after a year of no contact, I still have feelings for my ex fiancé, although the prenup was insane (give her 250k if we divorce, have no access to any kids and she gets the house) I still have feelings gor her, should I break no contact?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it ok to hit somebody with your flip flop Say for instance if they have annoyed you greatly?

For reference like in the film (Arthur?), where Johnny Gielgud (the Butler),slaps Dudley Moore's character (Arthur), but with a glove saying: " YOU LIT-TTTLL SHIT!!!"

So, to re cap should I hit with the flip flop or turn the other cheek & which one 1st & walk away? "

If it's for spanking and consensual yes.

If it's someone annoying you. I'm afraid you have to walk away.

No.matter how hard it is and some people deserve a punch in the face.

No glove, no flip flop just a proper smack but unfortunately violence is never the answer.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi if someone says they love me and I don't love them back yet I gave them so much of me am I the arsehole?

No, you go at your pace. Love comes naturally it should never be rushed or forced.

Just enjoy what you have at the moment.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Aunty Wendi,

If after a year of no contact, I still have feelings for my ex fiancé, although the prenup was insane (give her 250k if we divorce, have no access to any kids and she gets the house) I still have feelings gor her, should I break no contact?"

She's an ex for a reason.

Yes them terms are all in her gain you sound like you've had a lucky escape.

You'll find someone else who'll appreciate you for what your worth and bring to the relationship.

Never go back, always keep going forward to better things.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will a certain forumite ever stop teasing me? "

Wonko we love to tease, just be direct grab the bull by the horns and tell them how you fell or would like to happen.

What's the worst they so say no.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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