FabSwingers.com forum: Swinger's Ombudsman?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anybody think it would be worth appointing a swinger's ombudsman to look at the practices and trading standards of other swingers?

If so, would you be interested in the post or are there other members who you might recommend?

Things to be addressed would be such as profiles advertising toned athletic couples in their thirties, who turn up at meets as saggy titted, swinging scrotumed sixty something's with hernias and bad breath; or blokes measuring against a bottle of on picture, only for you to discover that is was most probably a chewy 'cola bottle'; parties advertised at Hugh Hefner type mansions that turn out to be Ed Gein type living rooms etc. etc.

What do you all think?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be quite apt - SOFT - Swingers Office of Fair Trading.

Hahaha, I like it. It's got a 'ring' to it

By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

can we add photos that were taken a decade ago to this please ??

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the MP for the borough of north swingleton by the sea. Any complaints please message my PA Miss Smokingrowler and I'll give the matter my undivided attention

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can we add photos that were taken a decade ago to this please ??"

Haha, yep had a few o them. What's the bloody point? Do they think you're not going to notice, or that their personality will prevail or something?