FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs most eligible… well are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What make you enticingly eligible?

In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.

It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.

SHOUT at them here instead.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

The kind of tall that it's fun to 'fuck down to size'.

Enough attitude and sass that you'll never get bored. (Pissed off is a different matter.)

Devout worshipper of cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m CHEAP

I’m EASY

BOOBIES

Form an orderly queue, ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting to move in with you

Happy to take as much time until we are both comfortable

Will definitely never make you feel like crap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not eligible.

I'm a shit shag.

I can't even hold a decent conversation.

Stay clear.

Mrs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Have an abundance of cake

Prolific and talented spider catcher extraordinaire

Mildly funny if you’ve a strange sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the hardest question ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm for everyone at all.

I'm probably quite hard work.

I'm hopefully worth the effort though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not eligible.

I'm a shit shag.

I can't even hold a decent conversation.

Stay clear.

Mrs "

Haha. You realy are bad at this game.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I talk too much or not at all.

I won't have sex with you on the first date/social.

I've got an oral fixation.

Yeah so eligible...

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Someone gave me 10/10 for my profile recently.

I am highly ineligible though you should absolutely stay away.

I snore, growl, bite and get hangry when there's no meat.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

We have a male.

We have a female.

We are looking for a third…..

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Left tit

Right tit

I’m actually also a pretty nice human

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Left tit

Right tit

I’m actually also a pretty nice human

Do you forget to give oral though?

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over a year ago

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

List three things?

Three holes.

Done!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"List three things?

Three holes.

Done!

Mrs TMN x"

Nobody wants to fuck your bellybutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m smart and funny.

I’m very giving.

I will become fixated and bug you, and read far too much into everything you say, and also when you don’t reply to messages immediately

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

- I've been here before and know how it works.

- I'm looking to shag the whole site.

- I'll report my findings to Sydney Uni and/ or Facebook.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m CHEAP

I’m EASY

BOOBIES

Form an orderly queue, ladies

Cheap easy boobies.

Subliminal.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t bother.

I cum quick.

You’ll definitely leave mine with an itchy vag.

The mr

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Left tit

Right tit

I’m actually also a pretty nice human

I won't be able to listen to Levitating by Dua Lipa without morphing the lyrics now!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’m totally hilarious

I’m gorgeous

Actually, I’m none of the above - you should just keep scrolling

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don’t bother.

I cum quick.

You’ll definitely leave mine with an itchy vag.

The mr "

So this is where my itch comes from

Mrs

Add ichy vag to my list please woody

Mrs

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

6 inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"List three things?

Three holes.

Done!

Mrs TMN x"

Just 3? ……, I’ve Tongued someone’s ear ….

Narrator - I can’t back you on this one woody!

*shrugs.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Left tit

Right tit

I’m actually also a pretty nice human

Do you forget to give oral though?

Sshhhhh. I’m appalled at myself

There’s another one - easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not eligible.

I'm a shit shag.

I can't even hold a decent conversation.

Stay clear.

*itchy Vag.

Mrs "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"List three things?

Three holes.

Done!

Mrs TMN x

Nobody wants to fuck your bellybutton

I do, it sings beautifully

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I’m CHEAP

I’m EASY

BOOBIES

Form an orderly queue, ladies

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hmm.

The kind of tall that it's fun to 'fuck down to size'.

Enough attitude and sass that you'll never get bored. (Pissed off is a different matter.)

Devout worshipper of cock

Bloody hell!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm fun

I'm adventurous

I have big boobs.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I Twirl

I like cookies

I like Glitter

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"What make you enticingly eligible?

In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.

It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.

SHOUT at them here instead.

Funny

Clever

Enthusiastic

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm fun

I'm adventurous

I have big boobs."

Perfect!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"6 inches

Would that be three two inches?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"List three things?

Three holes.

Done!

Mrs TMN x

Just 3? ……, I’ve Tongued someone’s ear ….

Narrator - I can’t back you on this one woody!

*shrugs. "

You've gone too far now. Ears are just weird.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Don’t bother.

I cum quick.

You’ll definitely leave mine with an itchy vag.

The mr "

Cumming quickly. I've been doing that for years. I had no idea that was a virtue.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

What I lack in sexual prowess I make up for In enthusiasm

You’re not getting any younger

You could do worse

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm intelligent

I'm resilient

I'm cuddly

I'm wealthy

4 outta 3 ain't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fun

I'm adventurous

I have big boobs."

Count me in. I have those too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.

But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"What I lack in sexual prowess I make up for In enthusiasm

You’re not getting any younger

You could do worse "

Perfect. That is kinda how I feel.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm intelligent

I'm resilient

I'm cuddly

I'm wealthy

4 outta 3 ain't bad

Damn. How wealthy?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm here, come and get it

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"6 inches

Would that be three two inches?"

No , as it states 6 inches

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.

But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate

Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A desserts connoisseur

I do all the voices in books

I never wipe it on the curtains...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.

But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate

Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious

Have you not seen the Bert and Ernie pic? Because almost all of fab have seen them

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Alice's bum

Alice's boobs

Alice's smile

Honourable mention: I can make a nice cuppa!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I’m smart and funny.

I’m very giving.

I will become fixated and bug you, and read far too much into everything you say, and also when you don’t reply to messages immediately

I have still never forgiven myself for what I did to my first love. 18 and a little bit d*unk. A bit quiet. She asked me several times if there was anything wrong. There wasn't. Eventually, she asked me if I wanted to break up. It was a dare, so I said yes! We then spent the next couple of years flirting around each other. I still think about her and have Googled her too. She was one of the ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alive

I'm on here

I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alive

I'm on here

I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being"

Hot

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being"

No. Bollocks. You're in the upper echelons of being a decent human.

Bar the hatred of PSL.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm alive

I'm on here

I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being"

You are definitely a decent human being darling. I’m totally sure of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweaty

Easy

Grateful

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m not sure if I’m eligible… more unintelligible.

But I have Bert and Ernie and definitely put out on a first date… for the right playmate

Is that... a code for your tits? Because that's hilarious

Have you not seen the Bert and Ernie pic? Because almost all of fab have seen them

No, I don't think I have. Well, it depends on if the metaphor I'm thinking of is correct!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits

Nice tits

Nice tits "

Hey.

Nice tits!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got boobs

I make good cake

We have equally hairy arseholes, so you won't know for sure if you're fucking Mr or Mrs

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Nice tits

Nice tits

Hey.

Nice tits!

Thank you very much, they are all my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alive

I'm on here

I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being

Hot"

Yep, totally one of one

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

I dunno about me but here's some for the Mrs..

1. She's got an ass that don't quit

2. She's filthy, doesn't matter if it's kink play or vanilla, she loves sex and wants to explore people fantasies and desires.

3. She's an avid cock worshipper and loves to edge men until they experience a full body shaking orgasm

Bonus point, she's a serious squirter and if pushed hard enough, that becomes gushing rather than squirting... I don't know how it's possible to lose so much body fluid and not shrink into a prune.

Mine... probably these

1. I facilitate having an insatiable wife

2. I can actually hold a conversation and don't send dick pics unless asked

3. I'm funny if Dad jokes and crap dancing is your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being

No. Bollocks. You're in the upper echelons of being a decent human.

Bar the hatred of PSL."

Hatred is a bit strong, more like disappointment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My (dad) jokes are on point

I bake. And not the 420 kinda way.

I've lucked out on genetics even tho my old man hasn't. (Our milkman tho is an Adonis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alive

I'm on here

I meet the lowest threshold for being a decent human being

You are definitely a decent human being darling. I’m totally sure of that

Well it definitely takes one to know one

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By *litpleaserMan
over a year ago

Oldham

I have excellent oral skills..according to the ladies

I can shag all night

I have a great imagination

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By *quidgeyWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What make you enticingly eligible?

In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.

It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.

SHOUT at them here instead.

I’m kind.

I’m generous.

I’m a goddess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My :

Charisma

Uniqueness

Nerve

Talent

Thats 4 I know, but CUN doesnt work

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"My (dad) jokes are on point

I bake. And not the 420 kinda way.

I've lucked out on genetics even tho my old man hasn't. (Our milkman tho is an Adonis)

Damn. I have enough physical evidence to support her husband's claims of paternity.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm misanthropic

My limits cut off 99.9% of the population

There's a good chance I'll accidentally make you feel stupid

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm

Not

Interested

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I have books.

I have chocolate.

I have more books.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If I put my arms out you could use me as a swing on each side

I have boobs

I have a pulse

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

1. I'm a good listener.

b. I'm tall.

III. I'm inconsistent when making lists:

(a). I'm a rule breaker.

(ii). I'm relatively benign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Is everyone else dead?

2. Have you checked? Are you sure?

3. Ok I may be a viable last resort.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm not.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"he left me speechless"

"..."

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hunting seems better when you've found the rough and eventually the smooth theirs hope

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

There's a good chance I'll accidentally make you feel stupid"

How frequent are these accidents? Can you do it deliberately?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hunting seems better when you've found the rough and eventually the smooth theirs hope

When you get the rough, you just have to rub them down with some 80 grit emery cloth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hunting seems better when you've found the rough and eventually the smooth theirs hope

Are we still taking golf here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What make you enticingly eligible?

In the style of a reality show, please list 3 things that would have anyone reading your profile (or this post) want to message you that first message and make them make that move on you.

It’s an opportunity to get yourself front and centre without them having to search for you.

SHOUT at them here instead.

Not in this competition or any. Folks accept me for who I am.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Tall, fit, muscular physique and I’m told I’m handsome (survey by specsavers)

Big strong hands bunch of Fyffes Bananas. Fun, open minded and naughty.

Meaty manhood (used as rugby prop lol). Girthy balls that love to clatter n splatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taste

Feel

Look

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