FabSwingers.com forum: The weirdest Brucey thread today...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Final one. I think.

If you had to sleep with a piece of food, what would it be?

Mine would be a nice jam sponge

come over here you nasty gurl

What about you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hash brown

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Just.

Just no, Brucey.

No.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Warm American apple pie

LvM

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d snuggle up to a chipolata.

Can’t promise I won’t gobble it up though.

Gobble gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man meat.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just.

Just no, Brucey.

No."

Think of it like sexy saw.

Wanna play a game?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr "

I have a mashed up one you can use.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Just.

Just no, Brucey.

No.

Think of it like sexy saw.

Wanna play a game?"

Insert food in my vagina or death?

I'll take death please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Banana obviously!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr

I have a mashed up one you can use.

No I need it fresh, side myself in between those layers

The mr

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Banana obviously! "

Mushy!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr

I have a mashed up one you can use.

No I need it fresh, side myself in between those layers

The mr "

Spoken like a true champ that has fucked a lasagne before! I respect it!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Banana obviously!

Mushy!"

Will be when I'm done with it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr

I have a mashed up one you can use.

No I need it fresh, side myself in between those layers

The mr

Spoken like a true champ that has fucked a lasagne before! I respect it!"

I literally love fucking lasagna, bang some salad and garlic bread on there and it won’t even make it out my pants.

The mr

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d love to bury my dick in a lasagna.

The mr

I have a mashed up one you can use.

No I need it fresh, side myself in between those layers

The mr

Spoken like a true champ that has fucked a lasagne before! I respect it!

I literally love fucking lasagna, bang some salad and garlic bread on there and it won’t even make it out my pants.

The mr "

I agree. The tastiest of the pies...is it technically a pie? What is a pie?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Corned beef. Malleable meaty goodness

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Final one. I think.

If you had to sleep with a piece of food, what would it be?

Mine would be a nice jam sponge

come over here you nasty gurl

What about you?!"

Good call on the sponge. Mine would be Victoria sponge but in a tin so that I don't roll over and squish it during the night whilst we are sleeping. I want to wake up peel open the lid and instantly bury my face in it's moist sweetness.

Wait did you mean have sex with? Jeez what kind of sicko are you Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic bread. Pure filth!

The crumbs would be annoying though.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Final one. I think.

If you had to sleep with a piece of food, what would it be?

Mine would be a nice jam sponge

come over here you nasty gurl

What about you?!

Wait did you mean have sex with? Jeez what kind of sicko are you Brucey?"

Are you new here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man and cheese. It’s got the sound and texture

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Garlic bread. Pure filth!

The crumbs would be annoying though. "

I like this new crazy you

I imagine the outer bread would get a little sore too but hey what's pleasure without a little pain right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with food... Give me a tasty meatball, spicy and with spicy sauce.. With three spice spaghetti

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lemon meringue

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Foods with sexy shapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foods with sexy shapes "

Alphabet spaghetti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Garlic bread. Pure filth!

The crumbs would be annoying though.

I like this new crazy you

I imagine the outer bread would get a little sore too but hey what's pleasure without a little pain right?"

I could cope with that.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Garlic bread. Pure filth!

The crumbs would be annoying though.

I like this new crazy you

I imagine the outer bread would get a little sore too but hey what's pleasure without a little pain right?

I could cope with that. "

Alternative suggestion, my penis is pretty smooth?

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