FabSwingers.com forum: Sam’s Sunday Brunch Bar

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Is open and ready to tickle your taste buds for your mid morning gossip with friends

So place your order for food and drink

AND

Post your gossip, (obviously made up and the dafter the better)

So it could be

Bacon, egg, mushroom, brown sauce with a mug of tea

And

Oooh the lady at number 7 had 4 guys home last night that didn’t leave until the morning

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sausages and grilled tomatoes for a Sunday morning with a glass of ice water and cappuccino

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Bloody Mary please. Medium spicy. And you won’t *believe* what I saw on the High Street this morning.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A pain au chocolate please as I need cheering up

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

Morning

Absolutely my first order so it’ll be the best, I’ll do you my famous special sausage, any sauce ?

Oooh have they not

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I like sausages and grilled tomatoes for a Sunday morning with a glass of ice water and cappuccino

Morning it’s on the griddle I’ll bring it over but don’t forget the gossip

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A pain au chocolate please as I need cheering up

Morning you’ve come to the right place to cheer you up I’ll send over my dog he’ll make you feel better

Don’t forget to gossip

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bloody Mary please. Medium spicy. And you won’t *believe* what I saw on the High Street this morning.

Bloody Mary to perfection on the way, it wasn’t the police man giving the married lady a good seeing to down bin alley was it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sparkling water with lots of ice and fresh lemon slices.

Gossip, I'm all out. Oh I have something good!

Did you know that a group of owls is called a parliament? Well now you do. That's exciting.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Bloody Mary to perfection on the way, it wasn’t the police man giving the married lady a good seeing to down bin alley was it"

Drink first. Gossip later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take an ice cold red bull if you’ve got one!

No gossip unfortunately but I’ll be sure to let you know first if I find any

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Full English with a poached egg on toast on a side plate , big mug of tea

And a table at the bottom of the room so I can watch all the naughty people as the come in

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’ll take an ice cold red bull if you’ve got one!

No gossip unfortunately but I’ll be sure to let you know first if I find any

I cater for every desire so I’ve cold red bull is on its way

Thanks I’ll await your gossip in due course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

Mushrooms

Tomatoes

Egg

Hash browns (lots of)

Toast

Fried bread

Beans

Coffee

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Full English with a poached egg on toast on a side plate , big mug of tea

And a table at the bottom of the room so I can watch all the naughty people as the come in "

Perfect table for you to people watch and the rest will be over in 5 minutes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No gossip unfortunately but I’ll be sure to let you know first if I find any

I have an idea. Let’s misbehave and *be* the gossip.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

Morning

Absolutely my first order so it’ll be the best, I’ll do you my famous special sausage, any sauce ?

Oooh have they not

Surprise me

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Omg I’ve just heard that Rishi Sunak has bought the rnli and is charging the government £25000 for every boat of channel crossers they bring in

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

Morning

Absolutely my first order so it’ll be the best, I’ll do you my famous special sausage, any sauce ?

Oooh have they not

Surprise me

Sams very special surprise sauce is being added as we speak

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

Morning

Absolutely my first order so it’ll be the best, I’ll do you my famous special sausage, any sauce ?

Oooh have they not

Surprise me

Sams very special surprise sauce is being added as we speak

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Good morning Sam, can I have double bacon and sausage with my breakfast please?

Also black coffee, no sugar.

P. S. They haven’t really left, yet

Morning

Absolutely my first order so it’ll be the best, I’ll do you my famous special sausage, any sauce ?

Oooh have they not

Surprise me

Sams very special surprise sauce is being added as we speak

Enjoy

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Black coffee two sugars and a blueberry muffin please.

Did you hear the woman that lives in this house has fucked a fabber!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Black coffee two sugars and a blueberry muffin please.

Did you hear the woman that lives in this house has fucked a fabber!

I did hear she was a right goer! He couldn’t walk for 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like sausages and grilled tomatoes for a Sunday morning with a glass of ice water and cappuccino

Morning it’s on the griddle I’ll bring it over but don’t forget the gossip "

Thank you so much most appreciated

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I like sausages and grilled tomatoes for a Sunday morning with a glass of ice water and cappuccino

Morning it’s on the griddle I’ll bring it over but don’t forget the gossip

Thank you so much most appreciated

I aim to please with perfect service and a chilled vibe

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Oh dear, haters gonna hate,

Received a pm to say my post is stupid and has nothing to do with sex and swinging, errrrr no sh.t Sherlock!! Lol

Must be a rival bar owner out to shut me down ! Lol

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