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Thing's they can only get away with in Films

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Spare car key always behind sun visor.

Hero survives massive car crash and the car flip's and rolls down hill or gets smashed into,hero gets out and walk's away with a limp.

Baddies car crashes into a streetlight or something and instantly explodes killing everyone inside.

They always live in amazing houses or apartments and never have parking issues.

Never seem to need a poo unless it's to get eaten,killed or have comedic diarrhoea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running in slow motion when there's a crazed killer after you. Also being as loud as possible and leaving every door open so they know where you are at all times.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Picking up a weapon and Downing the murderer/monster chasing them then dropping weapon and running away rather than just beating them to death there and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman having an orgasm 15seconds into sex.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Baddies fire thousands of rounds and can't hit a barn door. Hero fires one shot from 300 metres with a pistol and never misses.

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By *uckie and CreamCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Couple wake up and immediately kiss passionately, open mouths, tongues etc with no thought whatsoever for overnight stagnant pond breath

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bad guys getting chok3d silently unconsc1ous within three seconds, and not immediately waking up again once the good guy let's go of them

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Woman and man of similar height go to bed, in the morning she wears his shirt but it’s a baggy dress on her somehow

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They re act the Karma Sutra in sex scenes. And i’m yet to see a sex scene that is just doggy style.

Sex scenes always start off romantically. Where’s the woman cooking beans on toast where the fella comes up behind for a boob gripe/motorboat sesh? But of doggy style by the sink before putting the toast on for the tea.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

splash gallons and gallons of flammable liquid all over the set then stand waving a lit lighter/match about like a loon and not instantly be incinerated by flaming fumes

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Always get served straight away when they go out for food, not the sitting there for half an hour trying to attract the attention of someone to place your order.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Woman wakes up in the morning with perfect hair and make up already done.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They never go to a bar and it’s 4 persons deep with just one bar person on, looking frazzled.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If they go to a DIY store they know instantly where the items they need are. They’re not aimlessly wandering, looking up trying to read the aisle details.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Woman wakes up in the morning with perfect hair and make up already done."

Then start snogging before brushing their teeth

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If they go to a DIY store they know instantly where the items they need are. They’re not aimlessly wandering, looking up trying to read the aisle details."

Or couple go shopping and don't lose one another and spend ten minutes trying to find one another or have to ring and ask where they are in the shop.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Actors hanging on to something with just one hand for a long time. Do you have any clue how difficult to it? Even worse, they also hold on to someone else with the other hand.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Action stars take punches all the time without ever developing a bruise.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

And while we’re talking shopping … Have you ever seen anyone in a movie pay by chip and PIN? Or contactless?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Also, the bad guy with a gun moving close to the good guy, giving him a chance to disarm the bad guy. The advantage of having a gun is the ability to attack from distance. Why the hell would you go near your target where the target can reach you and disarm you?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Horror films - After a spite of deaths, someone going into the dark to see where that noise is coming from. Those characters deserve to die IMO. If something like that happens, I will run away from that place and stop only after I land in some other country.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

When a 4 foot, 7 stone lady downs a 6 foot plus 18 stone bloke with a punch and a kick.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Telephone conversations where the person the camera is on doesn't give the other person time to speak, and then they hang up without knowing if the other person has finished speaking, and yet they always have all the ingo they need at the end of the call.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Young people getting their first steps on the career ladder in New York City while living in a loft apartment worth at least two million dollars.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.

No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.

Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.

No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.

Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!"

You can share my bed, if you're stuck

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.

No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.

Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!

You can share my bed, if you're stuck "

You’re all heart you!

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

A car chase where any other car would be completey wrecked, yet it seems to still be fully intact by the end.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Happy endings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heroines looking way more hotter than other women’s!

But reality all women look different and beautiful in their own way

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

The ability to hack I to everywhere in 5 seconds and always knowing the passwords for things

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Throwing a cigarette into petrol will ignite it.

The mr

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"If a flight is cancelled they always have the means to buy another ticket without silently calculating if their credit card has enough balance left on it.

No awkward “sorry your card has been refused” moments.

Now unless it was under £50 if I had to buy another plane ticket I’d be weeping!

You can share my bed, if you're stuck "

I’ve heard she snores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running in high heels.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

WiFi or Internet connections being always available and no matter what they search getting the instant results from Google and always getting the search criteria right first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a 9 course breakfast and the kid randomly grabbing a small piece of toast taking a bite and leaving the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s never a red light during a car chase.

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton


"Making a 9 course breakfast and the kid randomly grabbing a small piece of toast taking a bite and leaving the rest."

This as they're always late for class? Also when carrying home shopping there's always a French baggette sticking out

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

The L shaped duvet that covers the guy to the waist showing his 6 pack but covers the woman up to the neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good guys need 1 bullet bad guys need a army and still miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When being chased they seem to forget as humans they can change direction and not have to run in a straight line … or they aren’t in fact a vehicle and don’t need to run on the road especially whist being chased off a car

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Not leaving finger prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?! "

Never see them waddling, red faces and sweaty to the toilet with a blokes underwear shoved between their legs like the rest of us goblins who get utis if we don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The driving chatting to the passenger for a good 5 minutes instead of keeping their eyes on the fucking road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?! "

Or how they wake up late and realise they're late for work and get dressed and go straight out the door. The dutty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?!

Never see them waddling, red faces and sweaty to the toilet with a blokes underwear shoved between their legs like the rest of us goblins who get utis if we don’t "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always go straight to sleep after sex, do they not need to pee?!

Or how they wake up late and realise they're late for work and get dressed and go straight out the door. The dutty bastards"

Not even a quick brush of the teeth, disgusting!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Light switches that are very loud when somebody turns on the lights

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By *uy for couples2000Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

You can run away from a bad guy as fast as you absolutely can, but if the bad guy walks with a purposeful look on his face, he will always catch you

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