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Going to do some classy pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Which shall I do ?

The remote control and willy

Tape measure and willy

Willy in a Glass

Willy over the bog

Decisions decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you forgot the toilet roll 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you forgot the toilet roll 1 "

Damn I did, I'll nip to the pound shop now

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"you forgot the toilet roll 1 "

and the Lynx can...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you forgot the toilet roll 1

and the Lynx can..."

Do they do a travel size one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you forgot the toilet roll 1

and the Lynx can...

Do they do a travel size one ?"

you can get the one squirt 1, now they would make it look massive and you need all the help you can get

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ooh! Remember not to flush first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you forgot the toilet roll 1

and the Lynx can...

Do they do a travel size one ?

you can get the one squirt 1, now they would make it look massive and you need all the help you can get "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which shall I do ?

The remote control and willy

Tape measure and willy

Willy in a Glass

Willy over the bog

Decisions decisions "

none of the above nowt wrong with the ones you have

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Go with the lynx effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to leave the white socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains.... "

and the Cat in the background ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....

and the Cat in the background ?"

ive got a few pussies you can borrow....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....

and the Cat in the background ?

ive got a few pussies you can borrow.... "

As long as the dog hasn't mauled them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to leave the room a mess with washing and ironing all over and a sink full of dirty pots ,dodgy carpet and curtains....

and the Cat in the background ?

ive got a few pussies you can borrow....

As long as the dog hasn't mauled them "

No dogs allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tape measure and willy, so we know how big it is.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A few tips for you Kev....

1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.

2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.

3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.

4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.

5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.

6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Don't forget to leave the white socks on "

And hoick up your shirt so we can see yer cock but only a suggestion of hairy muffin top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few tips for you Kev....

1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.

2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.

3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.

4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.

5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.

6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out."

I don't even think View could better such classy tasteful settings Granny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know Laine.. He'll be furious at my artistry. Expect a few pic changes from ole View.... the plagiarist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget the pink fluffy bath robe and womens toiletries in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few tips for you Kev....

1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.

2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.

3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.

4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.

5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.

6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out.

I don't even think View could better such classy tasteful settings Granny. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few tips for you Kev....

1. Do just 8 pics of your cock. Some of them the exact same but upload it as you have taken it.

2. Squeeze the life out of your cock at least once so that we know you are able to dribble cum down it.

3. Post at least 4 pics of your cock having disappeared into some unknown woman's face, arse or vag. We women love looking at other womens arse holes, vag's and hamster cheeks.

4. Take the cock ones in the bathroom , over the toilet so that we get to the the inner crotch of your undies.

5. Take the 'women' ones in the living room and manage to get cider bottles beer cans and Countdown in the shots.

6. For best results when trying to arouse female interest I think pink bedrooms and kids toys go a long way ... don't miss those out."

Nearly spat my Coffee out reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you forgot the toilet roll 1 "

and for show offs Kitchen Roll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& don't forget to leave the toilet seat up... Better still not flushing the loo when you take your pic over it.

Stark white tiles are such a sexy background ... In a clinical way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know Laine.. He'll be furious at my artistry. Expect a few pic changes from ole View.... the plagiarist."

Yep, can see him now trying to better the poses in fetching grey y-fronts on a pure acrylic bathroom rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you recreated the one with dogs smoking and playing pool please and send me a copy as I lost nine in the last move. It actually gets no classier than that. Fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great idea's, does anyone know where i can get film for my instamatic from, my phone fell in the bog when it shot through the bog roll

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I know Laine.. He'll be furious at my artistry. Expect a few pic changes from ole View.... the plagiarist."

lies, lies and more lies.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

How about a willy in a hot dog roll?

A Cock Dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the cock that has feet...I imagine it toddling away like a little ET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres me thinking Kev would go for his cock poking through his onsie zip

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