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By *irtydan OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

the box what a load of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The Blair witch project

all that hype and all it did was make me dizzy from dodgy angles

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hollow Man - In order to kill Kevin Bacon you need to set fire to him, drop him down a lift shaft, electrocute him and stove his head in with a fire extinguisher, or something. Apparently invisibility=invincibility

Highlander 2 for creating plot holes in Highlander 1 that didn't exist previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I must have incredibly good taste cause I haven't watched any of those above !!!! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the box what a load of shit "

I saw that one.... Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick just sat in it winding Squidward up.... I was waiting through the whole film for them to come out together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention, but the worst one we’ve seen recently was Jennifer’s body, what a load of ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I must have incredibly good taste cause I haven't watched any of those above !!!! x x"

The first Highlander is worth watching for the soundtrack alone, but also features an American/French actor Christopher Lambert playing a Scotsman, this film has one of the best Scottish accents ever, unfortunately its from Sean Connery who is supposed to be an Egyptian/Spanish guy .

The soundtrack is very good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ghost rider with nicholas cage,totl kak

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Well I must have incredibly good taste cause I haven't watched any of those above !!!! x x

The first Highlander is worth watching for the soundtrack alone, but also features an American/French actor Christopher Lambert playing a Scotsman, this film has one of the best Scottish accents ever, unfortunately its from Sean Connery who is supposed to be an Egyptian/Spanish guy .

The soundtrack is very good tho "

A Pedant writes:

Christopher Lambert is not even slightly American. He's entirely French.

Connery's character is Egyptian, but had worked in Spain.

And there is no soundtrack album.

Pedantry ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I must have incredibly good taste cause I haven't watched any of those above !!!! x x

The first Highlander is worth watching for the soundtrack alone, but also features an American/French actor Christopher Lambert playing a Scotsman, this film has one of the best Scottish accents ever, unfortunately its from Sean Connery who is supposed to be an Egyptian/Spanish guy .

The soundtrack is very good tho "

Ooooo now Sean Connery's voice is reason to watch any film !!! mmmmmmmmmm xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the City

Black Devil Doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Pedant writes:

Christopher Lambert is not even slightly American. He's entirely French.

Connery's character is Egyptian, but had worked in Spain.

And there is no soundtrack album.

Pedantry ends."

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The tracks can be found on one of the greatest hits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand dizzy girly rom coms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I must have incredibly good taste cause I haven't watched any of those above !!!! x x

The first Highlander is worth watching for the soundtrack alone, but also features an American/French actor Christopher Lambert playing a Scotsman, this film has one of the best Scottish accents ever, unfortunately its from Sean Connery who is supposed to be an Egyptian/Spanish guy .

The soundtrack is very good tho

A Pedant writes:

Christopher Lambert is not even slightly American. He's entirely French. ( BORN Mar 29 1957, In Great Neck, New York, USA errrrrr NOT France )

Connery's character is Egyptian, but had worked in Spain. (His Character is called Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez ??? but I agree was said to be Egyptian in the movie)

And there is no soundtrack album.

You are right, the soundtrack is a CD, it came with the DVD version, "Immortal edition" but you can buy the soundtrack on its own, however I used soundtrack in the meaning of the soundtrack (Songs /music) that accompanied the movie.

Pedantry ends."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"A Pedant writes:

And there is no soundtrack album.

Pedantry ends.

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The tracks can be found on one of the greatest hits! "

Not all of them, and not in the same form. How pedantic do you want me to get?????

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"A Pedant writes:

Christopher Lambert is not even slightly American. He's entirely French. ( BORN Mar 29 1957, In Great Neck, New York, USA errrrrr NOT France )

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John McEnroe was born in Germany - he's still American. Lambert barely spoke English at the time of Highlander...


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And there is no soundtrack album.

You are right, the soundtrack is a CD, it came with the DVD version, "Immortal edition" but you can buy the soundtrack on its own, however I used soundtrack in the meaning of the soundtrack (Songs /music) that accompanied the movie.

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The CD has three tracks, one of which isn't even in the film. And it's not available separately.

And I agree that your usage of "soundtrack" was entirely accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good, I'm glad all the Forumites will be able to sleep more easily now we cleared up all that confusion!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I suspect the discussion itself may have put them to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tracks can be found on one of the greatest hits!

Not all of them, and not in the same form. How pedantic do you want me to get?????"

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As far as it takes to break you!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

will i get shotdown for saying Gladiator??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps we should copy/paste it and offer it as a service to insomniacs

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The tracks can be found on one of the greatest hits!

Not all of them, and not in the same form. How pedantic do you want me to get?????

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As far as it takes to break you! "

Right.

In the film, Freddie Mercury sings the first verse of Who Wants To Live Forever. On record it's Brian May.

The version of A Kind Of Magic over the end credits is a much earlier version than the finished pop song that was put on the record.

The snippet of "New York New York" isn't on any record.

The instrumental version of One Year Of Love in the film hasn't been released either - and the "full" version isn't on any Greatest Hits album.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps we should copy/paste it and offer it as a service to insomniacs "

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Try having a meal with him!

The food is a welcome distraction I can tell you!

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J/K of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tracks can be found on one of the greatest hits!

Not all of them, and not in the same form. How pedantic do you want me to get?????

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As far as it takes to break you!

Right.

In the film, Freddie Mercury sings the first verse of Who Wants To Live Forever. On record it's Brian May.

The version of A Kind Of Magic over the end credits is a much earlier version than the finished pop song that was put on the record.

The snippet of "New York New York" isn't on any record.

The instrumental version of One Year Of Love in the film hasn't been released either - and the "full" version isn't on any Greatest Hits album.

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Now that's what I called a geek!

.... runs and hides

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Try having a meal with him!

The food is a welcome distraction I can tell you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try having a meal with him!

The food is a welcome distraction I can tell you!

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... :hugs:

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Try having a meal with him!

The food is a welcome distraction I can tell you!

... :hugs: "

Careful...."geek" could be contagious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try having a meal with him!

The food is a welcome distraction I can tell you!

... :hugs:

Careful...."geek" could be contagious.... "

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Awwwww, I am geek-proved!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

There will be blood ....omg i didnt just want my money back but the 3 hours of my life too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There will be blood ....omg i didnt just want my money back but the 3 hours of my life too !!"

IF there is anything worse than a bad movie, its a LONG bad movie!!

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By *irtydan OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"There will be blood ....omg i didnt just want my money back but the 3 hours of my life too !!"
thats how i felt last night the kids woke me twice THE BOX OMG ITS CRAP

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By *iss_BehavingWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Black Sheep... why the fkcu i didnt walk out ofter 2 mins into this shite i will never honestly know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black Sheep... why the fkcu i didnt walk out ofter 2 mins into this shite i will never honestly know....."

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I bought the DVD for my late partner on reading good reviews about this film, still unwatched, as it is not something I'd like to watch on my own!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Black Sheep... why the fkcu i didnt walk out ofter 2 mins into this shite i will never honestly know.....

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I bought the DVD for my late partner on reading good reviews about this film, still unwatched, as it is not something I'd like to watch on my own! "

It is very silly, but good for a giggle. To be honest, the artwork makes it look REALLY bad, whereas it's only pretty bad, so I was happy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

reading burns or something like that so stupid couldnt be bothered to remember the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will i get shotdown for saying Gladiator??!!! "

If you were in range......yes!

One of the best films ever!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will i get shotdown for saying Gladiator??!!!

If you were in range......yes!

One of the best films ever!

XXXX"

Well done for that, superb feckin film

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Worst film I've had the misfortune to watch is easily Dogma. Hated it from beginning to end.

Sorry to anyone if they enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars ....... load of pish....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"reading burns or something like that so stupid couldnt be bothered to remember the name"

Burn after reading perhaps? With Brad Pitt and George Clooney in?

Have to say we loved it!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Worst film ever? Hmmmmm....... any of the "Police Academy" sequels, especially number 5!!!!! The origional was a bit of a laugh, but the rest were dire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derailed with Jean Claude van Damme. All I can say is he must have been facing bankruptcy to 'star' in such rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our worst ever film we watched recently was bruno

Thought it would be funny but no would rather watch paint dry

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Anything on the Horror Channel! Brings new meaning to the word bad

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Doc Savage, Man of Bronze, starred the guy who played Tarzan in the TV series,Eli somebodyorother, was so bad was riveted in the hope it would get better, it didn't

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Dragon Wars... total shite!

Drag Me To Hell... utter bollox!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"our worst ever film we watched recently was bruno

Thought it would be funny but no would rather watch paint dry"

I laughed at so many bits of that film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought the English Patient was crap.mutlti oscar winning snorefest. but even worse was Lost In Translation.lauded by the critics.starring bill murray who i am a big fan of.omg.what was the plot.2 people go to japan.thats it really.sub plot,will they shag ? total crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll second The Blair Witch Projet, a film I could have made myself under the stairs with a blanket and a torch !!

But..id also like to nominate..

The Devil Wears Prada.Utter drivel, an insult to the intelligence.

Closely followed by 'The Watchmen' a film so poor that I had to apologise about it to the poor girl I took along.

Anyway im off for some sex now...thats why im a here of course !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my god the watchmen is pants...... mrs liddy made me watch ps i love you that is shockingly boring...... also kidhulthood and adulthood are both shockingly bad and should come with subtittles......... highlander 2 and 3 are terrible mario van peebles hams it up in 3 something shocking...... but the worst film ever is a film called the town that dreaded sundown

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By *irtydan OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"oh my god the watchmen is pants...... mrs liddy made me watch ps i love you that is shockingly boring...... also kidhulthood and adulthood are both shockingly bad and should come with subtittles......... highlander 2 and 3 are terrible mario van peebles hams it up in 3 something shocking...... but the worst film ever is a film called the town that dreaded sundown "
belive the worst is THE BOX SAVE YOUR AND YOUR TIME GOD ITS CRAP

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By *irtydan OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

MONEY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh brother where art thou

the village

1hr photo

absolute shite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunderpants!!! .... still have not forgiven my nephew for making me watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thunderpants!!! .... still have not forgiven my nephew for making me watch it "

Stu I and titch's older siblings got sooooo fed up watching that film, everytime it was his turn to have a dvd to watch he wanted that one. We used to get the greatest laugh watching him watch the film. Thing is his dad loved to watch it with him too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2012. Great special effects...thats it. Absolutely shit story line.

Very inaccurate...so much factual info left out.

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