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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's have a drink and a sing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the Beach please barman

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the Beach please barman"
No problem. Ice xx ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A large stiff one please barman...

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Strawberry daiquiri please sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

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No problem geourgeous. Savedvyouba seat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large stiff one please barman..."
No problem. Icecand a slice xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry daiquiri please sir

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Shropshire delicacy. Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the Beach please barmanNo problem. Ice xx ?"

oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please! "
Vodka and urn bru

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

No problem geourgeous. Savedvyouba seat x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please! Vodka and urn bru

That’ll do it!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please! Vodka and urn bru

That’ll do it!"

A jar of my semen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

No problem geourgeous. Savedvyouba seat x

Thanks

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last time I was in Southampton was 1982. Went to a club called Discotheque Royale . Bet its gone now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of rum and I'm off in the corner.

Not to be disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please! Vodka and urn bru

That’ll do it!

A jar of my semen!"

I don’t think I could drink a full one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of rum and I'm off in the corner.

Not to be disturbed.

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I will join you ex sailor . LovevRum xx

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By *rumgoodtimeMan
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

I’ll be in the other corner with a bottle of jd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of rum and I'm off in the corner.

Not to be disturbed.

I will join you ex sailor . LovevRum xx

Not

Disturbed

Alone

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ll take a big bottle of…..anything just pop a straw in please! Vodka and urn bru

That’ll do it!

A jar of my semen!

I don’t think I could drink a full one. "

It's only a small glass to be fair

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Sex on the Beach please barmanNo problem. Ice xx ?

oh go on then"

Shall I hold that for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of rum and I'm off in the corner.

Not to be disturbed.

I will join you ex sailor . LovevRum xx

Not

Disturbed

Alone

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Right oh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

No problem geourgeous. Savedvyouba seat x

Thanks

last time I was in Southampton was 1982. Went to a club called Discotheque Royale . Bet its gone now xx

I would have been 4 then

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

While I'm here larger dash please good sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a screaming orgasm please... and a large Sauvignon blanc

No problem geourgeous. Savedvyouba seat x

Thanks

last time I was in Southampton was 1982. Went to a club called Discotheque Royale . Bet its gone now xx

I would have been 4 then

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Ask your Mum and Dad xx

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By *umbrian78Man
over a year ago

Ulverston

"Strawberry daiquiri please sir

Would you like an umbrella in the glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"While I'm here larger dash please good sir. "
Perfect lovelyblady. Take a seat at the bar

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"Strawberry daiquiri please sir

Would you like an umbrella in the glass?"

Noo I'm more of a classy Shropshire bird

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"While I'm here larger dash please good sir. Perfect lovelyblady. Take a seat at the bar

Don't mind if I do thank you.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

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No problem . Merlot ,Malbec what's your choice xx

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

No problem . Merlot ,Malbec what's your choice xx "

Malbec please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

No problem . Merlot ,Malbec what's your choice xx

Malbec please

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Done

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

No problem . Merlot ,Malbec what's your choice xx

Malbec please

Done

Will return once bottle empty and if need another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Australian red wine please and a glass. Save time for you serving .

No problem . Merlot ,Malbec what's your choice xx

Malbec please

Done

Will return once bottle empty and if need another

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Always ready to serve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Pop My Cherry Shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Pop My Cherry Shot"
Your Cherry will be popped tonight . It is lined up on the bar for you xx

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