FabSwingers.com forum: What’s Your Favourite Cheesy Pick-Up Line?

By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.

So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot

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over a year ago

If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot

Thanks grumpy but I’m asking for pick up lines in here

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again....."

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. I do like "I'm jealous of your heart. Because it's pounding inside you and I'm not,"

But that's super cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again....."

Fair play that’s a shit pickup line…..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?? Utterly cheese lol... funniest line I ever got sent " I want you to paint me green and spank me like I'm a disobedient avocado " .... that made me howl with laughter "

Interesting one lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm also unable to because it'll keep getting copied and pasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I need to think outside the box for mine...

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though....."

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later."

I actually like this one. Yes I’m stealing it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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Of a kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's the is there 20 letters in the alphabet? Oh wait I forgot U R A Q T. Oh and you will get the d later.

I actually like this one. Yes I’m stealing it

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:P

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!"

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM"

I'd probably tell you to get your eyes tested

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!"

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Excuse me, can I ask you something?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol"

Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I hope this at least got a reply lol, I love the ingenuity!

He did, we met had a very quick bit of fun then like a magician he vanished into thin air

That's great except the vanishing part. The best magicians are those who don't use smoke and mirrors and see the wonder on your face!

That was the most annoying part! Skeddadled say had got his flat mates house keys and had to go drop them off but he'd be back.... like hell did he come back lol I was left quite frustrated lol

Wtf, that's unacceptable behaviour! Why didn't his flat mate have their own keys? I liked the opener but not this ending."

Yup , that was an interesting weekend to say the least

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I was 17 at the Tunnel in Glasgow.

I was asked.

"Are your eyes spanners. Cause my nuts are tightening."

I laughed a lot.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I was 17 at the Tunnel in Glasgow.

I was asked.

"Are your eyes spanners. Cause my nuts are tightening."

I laughed a lot."

that is good

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Don't let this grape turn into a murder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Did you just come out the oven ??

Because you're hot

Thanks grumpy but I’m asking for pick up lines in here

Damn sorry

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a snog? It works for me.

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Fancy a snog? It works for me.

I’ve seen it put in to practice. Very impressive too

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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.......

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Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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.......

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Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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.......

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Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

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By *ockerbeckMan
over a year ago

Northallerton

Lie down - I think I love you ??

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Cheesy lines are often overrated to the point that no one wants to use them anymore. However, they're well-used for a reason, and that's because they can work.

So let’s hear the ones that have worked for you ,or have worked on you

"
is that a ladder in your tights..... The stairway to heaven

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Can I tickle your belly button please........ From the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

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.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only??

Oh I can deliver. Pm me your address

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

You know it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I told you mine I'd not be able to use it again.....

The one with the Mars bars? It didn’t work on me

You still gave me 4 though.....

Just don’t say what I gave you 4 of

I'll have 4 fingers please.......

........

.......

........

Of a kit kat

It’s a good job you added the Kit Kat bit

I’ll have one ready for if we ever meet

I can manage a Twix

Extra??

Anything extra is in person

You know it

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Fancy a tv in your bedroom?

Depends on the size.

About ten inches on a good day

When can I expect delivery.... Or is it collection only??

Oh I can deliver. Pm me your address

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your knickers".

Dips finger in drink, rubs finger on her sleeve.."would you like some help to get you out of that wet clothing?"

"Lovely dress, would look better crumpled up next to my bed"

Proper cheese

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old

)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

LvM"

I'm stealing this one!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Get your coat you’ve pulled has a 100% success rate for me

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Are you a camp fire? Because your smoking hot and I really wanna make smore

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dr has advised me to take more vitamin U.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old

)

I was going to say that one haha

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old

)

I was going to say that one haha"

It's a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy is a giant penguin?

No idea, but it's enough to break the ice

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"Here's 10p. Give your mum a ring and tell her you'll be late home (yes, I'm old

)

I was going to say that one haha

It's a classic

Or the old can I have your number because I've forgotten mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a snog? It works for me.

I’ve seen it put in to practice. Very impressive too

Eeeeiye thank you.

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