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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

If You Could Ask Your Pet 3 Questions, What Would They Be?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can already ask my pet three questions. They just never answer

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Why do you have to wander in and make intense eye contact at the most inopportune moments?

No, really, why?

But why?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Why did you do that?

Why do you keep doing that?

Please can you stop doing that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t you kill the rodents before bringing them to me.

Why don’t you kill the birds before bringing them to me.

Why did you choose me to be your human.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

What is your date of birth?

What do you realy think of me?

Where are my slippers?

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Mine are

Why do you always sit where I want to?

Why do you always want to go out when I’m going to bed?

How difficult is it to lick yourself there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you such a knobhead x 3

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

What do you want?

No really, what do you reaaaaaaaaaaally want?

But we've been playing for ages, you don't make any sense!

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Why are you such a knobhead x 3 "

And then he bites you

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Why are u barking at thin air?

Why are u barking at thin air? X

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Why do you leave the room we are in and then cry because you're on your own?

What are you seeing that we can't when you stare at random places in the room?

Why do we suddenly need supervising every time we are in the same part of the house, even though you were fast asleep until that point?

We have a strange cat lol

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Why are u barking at thin air?

Why are u barking at thin air?

Why are u barking at thin air? X"

Is there a lot of thin air round your way?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Why are u barking at thin air?

Why are u barking at thin air?

Why are u barking at thin air? X

Is there a lot of thin air round your way?

Far to much! X

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"If You Could Ask Your Pet 3 Questions, What Would They Be?"

Why have I now got three fucking cats?! And the boss is now stretching up to stop me typing. It's dinner time, apparently.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"If You Could Ask Your Pet 3 Questions, What Would They Be?"

Why do you put the dead bodies/organs under the kitchen table?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

What does the paw thing mean - stop, start, carry on?

Would you like to see your 'dad' or are you happy without?

Why do you always go and sit in your bed just before going up to sleep?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Are you happy here?

What would make your life better?

How can you tell me if you are hurting?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Who’s your favourite ?

Why do you lick your own genitalia ?

Why do you never text me sky sports updates when I leave it on for you while I’m out ?

The mr

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Are you happy here?

What would make your life better?

How can you tell me if you are hurting?"

Never! You will use it against us. (My cat, Whiskers, asked me to post this on his behalf because he has no idea how to use an phone or to talk or to read, for that matter...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Why do you do the feet thing after you poo on the street.

Do you understand your owners when they talk to you

And why do you bark all day when somebody is working in your back garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. How does one dog get to be so cute?

2. Do you live me as much as I love you?

3. What do you think about when yourecstaring at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. How does one dog get to be so cute?

2. Do you live me as much as I love you?

3. What do you think about when yourecstaring at me?"

4. Will you teach me to proofread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Who are you?

2. What are you doing here?

3. How did you get into my house?

(* I don’t have a pet)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"1. How does one dog get to be so cute?

2. Do you live me as much as I love you?

3. What do you think about when yourecstaring at me?"
he's thinking when you gonna feed him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. How does one dog get to be so cute?

2. Do you live me as much as I love you?

3. What do you think about when yourecstaring at me?he's thinking when you gonna feed him again

Possibly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you happy?

Do you know you're loved?

What do you remember of your life before?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"1. How does one dog get to be so cute?

2. Do you live me as much as I love you?

3. What do you think about when yourecstaring at me?he's thinking when you gonna feed him again

Possibly lol"
definitely

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd ask them all if they were happy.

I'd ask Smokey why he has to be such a dickhead.

And Sheldon what his problem is.

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