FabSwingers.com forum: Desert island

By *r-8-BBC OP Man
over a year ago

LONDON

If you were only allowed to bring 5 items with you on a desert island what would it be ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

4 men and a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My iPad, it’s got my music, books, and movie library on it.

A solar charger for said iPad.

A box of Corona.

A hot woman.

A helicopter to get off the island when we’re done.

You gave a broad scope for what to bring, there appear to be no restrictions.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Does Kelly Brook count as an item?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

the Dromara hills

An Amazon delivery cabinet so supplies can be dropped off whenever I need them.

The Brewdog Brewery to keep me in alcohol.

A Teleporter so people I want to be with can visit.

Gordon Ramsay to sort out the food.

and internet access

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Five of my most favourite lady forumites. If I'm going to be marooned and bored rigid then I may as well be rigid with them.

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By *r-8-BBC OP Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Update

Because of said smarty pants Mr wick.

Items must fit in 1 duffel bag!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Update

Because of said smarty pants Mr wick.

Items must fit in 1 duffel bag!"

Each item or all together?

To be honest I'd take a piano and a stack of music books if I was allowed.

And Kelly Brook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update

Because of said smarty pants Mr wick.

Items must fit in 1 duffel bag!"

I can fit the iPad, charger, a few coronas, a pair of Ray Bans, and a box of jonnys.

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By *r-8-BBC OP Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Update

Because of said smarty pants Mr wick.

Items must fit in 1 duffel bag!

Each item or all together?

To be honest I'd take a piano and a stack of music books if I was allowed.

And Kelly Brook. "

All together

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A sat-phone, flare gun, tarp, axe, and a fleshlight

LvM

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By *r-8-BBC OP Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Update again !

You're stranded on a desert island 5 items allowed until help arrives. ALL ITEMS TOGETHER must fit in 1 duffel bag. What would you bring ?

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Can I just point out that stuffing Kelly Brook ( now there's an idea ) into a duffle bag may be against her human rights.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Can I count a couple as one item? Cool.

The Fratellis. One is cute, one can put his shovel hands to good use.

Sun cream.

A boat for when we're bored of drinking.

My fiancé. Practical reasons and also because he's adorable.

A bar. Fully stocked.

Fin.

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By *r-8-BBC OP Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Can I count a couple as one item? Cool.

The Fratellis. One is cute, one can put his shovel hands to good use.

Sun cream.

A boat for when we're bored of drinking.

My fiancé. Practical reasons and also because he's adorable.

A bar. Fully stocked.

Fin."

1 duffle per person and couple.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"4 men and a dildo

This made me laugh out loud

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