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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Reports of severe problems with bed bugs in France and especially in Paris. Even reported in trains, such as the Metro . I'm looking at travelling soon but will be avoiding France, sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice time. X

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Sleep well. Na.night. hope the bed bugs don't bite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Removes France from travel wish list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe bed bugs from around the world are there for the Rugby World Cup.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


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Have a nice time. X"

Thanks . Hope you're very well. I'll be avoiding France though as I don't want to get bitten and possibly having the critters coming home in my bag.

There have been several videos of bed bugs shown crawling in train seats.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"*Removes France from travel wish list* "

Definitely wise!

The Olympics are there next year, so it could become an event to replenish world equality, once they get shipped back home

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Removes France from travel wish list*

Definitely wise!

The Olympics are there next year, so it could become an event to replenish world equality, once they get shipped back home "

It's a conspiracy to infect the world's population with some kind of bedbug-carried virus. It's probably the global cabal or something

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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It's a conspiracy to infect the world's population with some kind of bedbug-carried virus. It's probably the global cabal or something "

Is there an antibedbug vaccination we could all have ?

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"

It's a conspiracy to infect the world's population with some kind of bedbug-carried virus. It's probably the global cabal or something

Is there an antibedbug vaccination we could all have ?"

It's being worked on by Big Pharma. I think it's in t

he Virus section.

After all, the bugs are resistant to insecticides, so are perfect agents to spread our coming new viral pandemic

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bed bugs may have originally come from bats. The bats went flying at night and the bugs found us sleeping in caves and thus a handy overnight snack

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Reports of severe problems with bed bugs in France and especially in Paris. Even reported in trains, such as the Metro . I'm looking at travelling soon but will be avoiding France, sadly "

Do people take beds on trains in Paris? I know it's said to be a romantic city but I didn't know it went that far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a large container of diatom with you and liberally sprinkle everywhere you sit or lie. Or a flamethrower.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

How come Tom missed out on being the first to break this news?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How come Tom missed out on being the first to break this news?"

He actually did break it seven hours ago ! His thread is called "the problem with France"

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"How come Tom missed out on being the first to break this news?

He actually did break it seven hours ago ! His thread is called "the problem with France""

I missed that. Probably not a catchy enough title for my attention to be drawn to. I already know most of the problems with France.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"How come Tom missed out on being the first to break this news?

He actually did break it seven hours ago ! His thread is called "the problem with France""

Ooops. I need to read more widely. I think he's a fan of the French recently, though this may upset things

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Take a large container of diatom with you and liberally sprinkle everywhere you sit or lie. Or a flamethrower. "

Certainly nicer than chemical pesticides

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Take a large container of diatom with you and liberally sprinkle everywhere you sit or lie. Or a flamethrower. "

I'll install a flamethrower on the front of the wheelchair. I don't want bedbugs in my chair cushion

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