FabSwingers.com forum: I really really really don't like......

By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Hangovers. Can we get rid of them please Knitter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Greasy washing up water

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By *udley hotwife86Couple
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all."

I agree plus uk mountain dew

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Wooden forks.....mouth splinters ...fucking awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microfibre cloths

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping.

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By *leasingmyhubsCouple
over a year ago

Holbeach

People that don't take NO as the final answer!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I agree with the paper straws especially in iced drinks there's just no point in them may as well suck soggy paper.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Being poorly and having to cancel a date. Can we get my currently weak immune system in room 101 and I'll take a better one?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Hangovers. Can we get rid of them please Knitter"

Done. It's takes 24hrs so if you have one now I'd recommend a diet and chocolate

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Thinking there’s a parking space and it’s just a tiny car laughing at you

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Greasy washing up water"

Oh that sucks. Done

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all.

I agree plus uk mountain dew"

Oh goodness that stuff is wayyyyy too sweet. Done

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Wooden forks.....mouth splinters ...fucking awful"

Yep I agree nobody wants wood in their mouth.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Microfibre cloths

Ohhhh everything sticks to them. Done

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping."

Agree the stronger the better. Done

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People that don't take NO as the final answer!!"

**pulls lever** those people are dust

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not ha ing a regular fwb

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

UK parking space sizes

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I agree with the paper straws especially in iced drinks there's just no point in them may as well suck soggy paper.

Mrs "

From your lips to the big guys ear

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Being poorly and having to cancel a date. Can we get my currently weak immune system in room 101 and I'll take a better one? "

Done. Have a huggle too

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thinking there’s a parking space and it’s just a tiny car laughing at you "

Ohhhhh that's a good one

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Not ha ing a regular fwb

Done. Everyone should have a FWB

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"UK parking space sizes

They are tight that's for sure. Done

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Small cars in parking spaces. You don't see until last minute

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A new entry

Pot holes!!! There are so many potholes at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like ppl who just use any comments on forum threads to slim up into the inbox. I wish everyone would just stay on thread unless otherwise requested.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

When someone takes advantage of me.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Self check out tills. It takes me 3x as long to use them than at a manned checkout

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

The overwhelming feeling of not being good enough.

Can we get rid of that somehow, please?

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Rubber Gloves.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Losing to the Welsh at rugby.

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping."

I agree I don't see the point of it

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"UK parking space sizes

They are tight that's for sure. Done

its not the parking spaces that are the problem, cars have got too big, look how small classic cars are compared to modern plastic ones

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Waking up the morning after to find I’ve made d*unken purchases the night before.

They’re never a good decision no matter how good they seemed in my beery mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People walking slow

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping.

I agree I don't see the point of it "

I'm hoping you are referring to mild Cheddar and not

Brie,Mozzarella,Ricotta,Gouda!

I love all cheese

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping.

I agree I don't see the point of it

I'm hoping you are referring to mild Cheddar and not

Brie,Mozzarella,Ricotta,Gouda!

I love all cheese

I was referring specifically to cheddar. Mild/soft cheeses are allowed. They have flavour - it’s fine.

I love cheese too.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Small cars in parking spaces. You don't see until last minute "

Already done friend

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A new entry

Pot holes!!! There are so many potholes at the moment. "

Agree I burst a tyre a few weeks ago

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I don't like ppl who just use any comments on forum threads to slim up into the inbox. I wish everyone would just stay on thread unless otherwise requested. "

I agree it's not very nice. They are in room 101

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"When someone takes advantage of me. "

I'm sorry. Those peeps are in too

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Self check out tills. It takes me 3x as long to use them than at a manned checkout "

And takes jobs away from peeps. IN

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The overwhelming feeling of not being good enough.

Can we get rid of that somehow, please? "

In it goes.

Remember that you are good enough, you're awesome and if people can't see that in you then they are not your people. Huggles for you

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Rubber Gloves.

Done I don't like the icky feeling they leave on my hands

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Losing to the Welsh at rugby."

Hmmmmmm sometimes you have to lose to appreciate the win

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Marmite! X

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"UK parking space sizes

They are tight that's for sure. Done

its not the parking spaces that are the problem, cars have got too big, look how small classic cars are compared to modern plastic ones "

I have a small car but I'm rubbish at parking. I'd appreciate the extra space

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Waking up the morning after to find I’ve made d*unken purchases the night before.

They’re never a good decision no matter how good they seemed in my beery mood!"

But sometimes they are AWESOME

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People walking slow

Sorry no can do. I like to pottle along sometimes. You can just overtake

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping.

I agree I don't see the point of it

I'm hoping you are referring to mild Cheddar and not

Brie,Mozzarella,Ricotta,Gouda!

I love all cheese

All those stay. Just the cheap plastic stuff goes in

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous. "

but that will just ruin Christmas

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Marmite! X"

But what about all the people who love it?

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

How drug addicts and alcoholics get council housing that will probably trash the place, over a young couple with decent jobs that want yo start a life together.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Marmite! X

But what about all the people who love it?"

They are welcome to it! X

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

"Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous.

but that will just ruin Christmas "

Just replace with more pigs in blankets and all is forgotten

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Long life milk....yuck

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A palate-churning cocktail of PSL, Celery and Coconut. This can depth-charge itself to the nether regions of the deepest vault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats cheese is Disgusting... it tastes like the smell of goats.

Rocket is just Satan's salad. Its not peppery, its cack. Tastes like the smell of burning tyres.

Both can get right in the bin.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Paper straws they are just yucky."

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Paper straws for me too, it gets my vote.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Rocket, which is ironic as it's part of my breakfast at least once a week. It's so bitter!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"How drug addicts and alcoholics get council housing that will probably trash the place, over a young couple with decent jobs that want yo start a life together. "

Both those things are illnesses and should be treated with kindness. I agree there should be affordable housing for all, but I couldn't put ill people in room 101

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Marmite! X

But what about all the people who love it?

They are welcome to it! X"

Okay we'll keep it and you can start a petition

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways."

Silicone straws are the way forward

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous.

but that will just ruin Christmas

Just replace with more pigs in blankets and all is forgotten"

Ermmmmmm I really like those little sausages but what would you stuff the turkey with?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Long life milk....yuck "

But what would we do in hotels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping."

Totally agree.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A palate-churning cocktail of PSL, Celery and Coconut. This can depth-charge itself to the nether regions of the deepest vault."

done and done

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Hangovers. Can we get rid of them please Knitter

Done. It's takes 24hrs so if you have one now I'd recommend a diet and chocolate

You recommend a diet. Charming

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Goats cheese is Disgusting... it tastes like the smell of goats.

Rocket is just Satan's salad. Its not peppery, its cack. Tastes like the smell of burning tyres.

Both can get right in the bin. "

Goats cheese is in but I'm keeping the Rocket, I love that stuff

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways."

I use bamboo ones. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrapping paper probably tastes better misty

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws for me too, it gets my vote."

We can be friends

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Rocket, which is ironic as it's part of my breakfast at least once a week. It's so bitter!"

Sorry dude no can do on the Rocket. Just eat around it

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways.

Silicone straws are the way forward "

Never tried those

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Mild cheese. I’d rather eat the wrapping.

Totally agree. "

It's gone

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Hangovers. Can we get rid of them please Knitter

Done. It's takes 24hrs so if you have one now I'd recommend a diet and chocolate

You recommend a diet. Charming

Diet

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Hangovers. Can we get rid of them please Knitter

Done. It's takes 24hrs so if you have one now I'd recommend a diet and chocolate

You recommend a diet. Charming

Diet

Soda

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways.

Silicone straws are the way forward

Never tried those

Much less clangy on your teeth than metal straws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The feeling just after cutting and filing my nails

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Thinking there’s a parking space and it’s just a tiny car laughing at you "

I agree with a lot of the ones on here, but this has to be the winner!

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

"Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous.

but that will just ruin Christmas

Just replace with more pigs in blankets and all is forgotten

Ermmmmmm I really like those little sausages but what would you stuff the turkey with?"

Seasoned potatoes and some additional herbs. Keeps the bird juicy and gives the potatoes a bit more flavour when roasted

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

Y’know what though? I hate metal straws nearly as much. They’re meant as an attractive posh alternative and somehow they’re just as awful in whole new ways.

Silicone straws are the way forward

Never tried those

Much less clangy on your teeth than metal straws lol"

I like the bamboo ones

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The feeling just after cutting and filing my nails

Okayyyyyyyy done

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thinking there’s a parking space and it’s just a tiny car laughing at you

I agree with a lot of the ones on here, but this has to be the winner!"

True dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People hijacking threads

FAF?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sage stuffing. The smell is just horrendous.

but that will just ruin Christmas

Just replace with more pigs in blankets and all is forgotten

Ermmmmmm I really like those little sausages but what would you stuff the turkey with?

Seasoned potatoes and some additional herbs. Keeps the bird juicy and gives the potatoes a bit more flavour when roasted "

Ohhhhhhhh top tip I'll keep it in mind

I'm keeping the Sage though

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People hijacking threads

FAF? "

You offering?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'm also putting in Hornets

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"People walking slow

Agreed

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Greasy washing up water"

People bringing me gifts of food with a fat content sufficient to make the washing up water greasy!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My friends saying they would have sex with a walking red flag. Can we please put red flags in the bin? The term and those who are.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I’m going to say people who try to answer your question before you’ve finished answering it

Bananas (particularly the smell)

Dog owners who allow their dogs to be a menace to others because they’re too lazy to train them and/or neglect them

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The smell of green pesto makes me gag

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)"

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People walking slow

Agreed"

Already veto'd I like to pottle

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh"

Not a fan of a cat hiss?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Greasy washing up water

People bringing me gifts of food with a fat content sufficient to make the washing up water greasy!"

But they brought you a gift, that's kind. Nope gift givers stay

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"My friends saying they would have sex with a walking red flag. Can we please put red flags in the bin? The term and those who are."

I'm gonna have to Google this

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m going to say people who try to answer your question before you’ve finished answering it

Bananas (particularly the smell)

Dog owners who allow their dogs to be a menace to others because they’re too lazy to train them and/or neglect them "

All in except bananas I like bananas and yellow is my favourite colour

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The smell of green pesto makes me gag

Ermmmmmm that will piss off Kathy Burke and I don't want to piss her off

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh

Not a fan of a cat hiss?"

We can't just put all the peeps that don't FAF in room 101 silly

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh

Not a fan of a cat hiss?

We can't just put all the peeps that don't FAF in room 101 silly "

I am silly!

In that case can I say cat hisses. Cause I love a cat spoon.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Greasy washing up water

People bringing me gifts of food with a fat content sufficient to make the washing up water greasy!

But they brought you a gift, that's kind. Nope gift givers stay"

May be gifts, but unsolicited ones. They don't understand my hierarchy of needs and probably assume that because I am slimmer than them I must need feeding!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

January and February. These 2 just seem to drag on and on!

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By *ullmanMan
over a year ago

hull

I really really really dont like the grammer police. I see it as a form of shameing. Im actually dyslexic so my spelling and grammer are shit most of the time. that dose not make me an idoit. Im quite intelligent and have a good job because of it. But from the comments ive seen on here and other foums people assume that your an idiot because your grammer and or spelling are crap. And to shame shame someone one or judge someone over missing or missplacing a full stop or what ever is insane. Anyways rant over hahah

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By *ullmanMan
over a year ago

hull

Hahaha im 100% with you on that one. Done it myself so many times. Even worse when you drive past a space because u think there is a space closer to the shop then its a tiny car. Gurrrrr

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh

Not a fan of a cat hiss?

We can't just put all the peeps that don't FAF in room 101 silly

I am silly!

In that case can I say cat hisses. Cause I love a cat spoon."

Okay Hisses can go in because they kind of scare me

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Greasy washing up water

People bringing me gifts of food with a fat content sufficient to make the washing up water greasy!

But they brought you a gift, that's kind. Nope gift givers stay

May be gifts, but unsolicited ones. They don't understand my hierarchy of needs and probably assume that because I am slimmer than them I must need feeding!"

You could politely refuse

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"January and February. These 2 just seem to drag on and on!"

They are snuggle months. Sorry dude can't do it

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I really really really dont like the grammer police. I see it as a form of shameing. Im actually dyslexic so my spelling and grammer are shit most of the time. that dose not make me an idoit. Im quite intelligent and have a good job because of it. But from the comments ive seen on here and other foums people assume that your an idiot because your grammer and or spelling are crap. And to shame shame someone one or judge someone over missing or missplacing a full stop or what ever is insane. Anyways rant over hahah

Done my friend, no shaming here

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Bloody cling film

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Bloody cling film

Sorry friend it stays

Surprising Uses For Plastic Wrap: Not Just For Food Only

Protect Painting Tools. ...

Fix Windows. ...

Remove Stickers. ...

Prevent Screen Smudges. ...

Prevent Spills in Suitcase. ...

Keep Flowers Fresh. ...

Store Cutlery. ...

Keep the Fridge Clean.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The sea life thanks you for using them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any form of plastic that we have in shops. No need. Put a butcher in the shop serve meat in paper.

Christmas in shops in August

Halloween

Get ready for pumpkin mess.. No get rid

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)"

Someone got it

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Bloody cling film

Sorry friend it stays

Surprising Uses For Plastic Wrap: Not Just For Food Only

Protect Painting Tools. ...

Fix Windows. ...

Remove Stickers. ...

Prevent Screen Smudges. ...

Prevent Spills in Suitcase. ...

Keep Flowers Fresh. ...

Store Cutlery. ...

Keep the Fridge Clean."

Also good for ripping whilst being unrolled, thus hiding the end, or at the very least making it inaccessible without lots of fidgety effort

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"I’m going to say people who try to answer your question before you’ve finished answering it

Bananas (particularly the smell)

Dog owners who allow their dogs to be a menace to others because they’re too lazy to train them and/or neglect them

All in except bananas I like bananas and yellow is my favourite colour"

I love yellow too

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"People walking slow

Agreed

Already veto'd I like to pottle"

Can you do it to one side though, so we can get past? Win win then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booking fees, cinema especially.

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By *ijay_AnansiMan
over a year ago

Wembley

And just cut out my heart as well, why don't ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about paper straws. You have the ability to drink from a cup. Drink like a adult

Mrs C

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)"

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)

Someone got it

Well that went over my head sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're fucking gross to use.

Surely humanity can come up with a better solution?

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mondays????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wooden forks.....mouth splinters ...fucking awful"

Yes. Untreated wooden cutlery. Bloody awful, drags in your mouth. I have take to carrying a folding camping set.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all."
I'm with you on the paper straws thing so can't have milk shakes anymore and take lid off to drink a drink

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)

Someone got it

Well that went over my head sorry

Aww I'll forgive ya...cos you're nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy women that don't want to bounce on me

(Hisses)

Sorry that's seems a little bit harsh"

Would that not be the whole female population on Fab anyway?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

People who shame adults for indulging their inner child. The world is an increasingly volatile dumpster fire, just let me have my velociraptor plushie.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"People who shame adults for indulging their inner child. The world is an increasingly volatile dumpster fire, just let me have my velociraptor plushie."

I've got a pink fluffy unicorn.

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Bamboo straws should be compulsory the paper straws are shit.

Wasps there is no actual reason for their existence they have no purpose apart from being absolute nuisance.

Marmite nobody can convince me that anybody actually likes that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female boxers.

No. Nope. Not right.

Call me a misogynist all you want, just doesn’t sit right with me at all.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The sea life thanks you for using them."

I understand the environmental aspect that's why I use a bamboo one

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

When I can't fab _nitters photos

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Any form of plastic that we have in shops. No need. Put a butcher in the shop serve meat in paper.

Christmas in shops in August

Halloween

Get ready for pumpkin mess.. No get rid"

Yes Yes No and Yes

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People walking slow

Agreed

Already veto'd I like to pottle

Can you do it to one side though, so we can get past? Win win then "

Sure thing feel free to over take

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Booking fees, cinema especially."

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hair in my teeth

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People who moan about paper straws. You have the ability to drink from a cup. Drink like a adult

Mrs C "

Well I'm not popping myself in room 101 soooooooo ermmmmmmm

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"They're fucking gross to use.

Surely humanity can come up with a better solution?"

Bamboo

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Mondays????"

I'm a busy girl I need all the days sorry

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Wooden forks.....mouth splinters ...fucking awful

Yes. Untreated wooden cutlery. Bloody awful, drags in your mouth. I have take to carrying a folding camping set."

Already in Mt friend

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all.I'm with you on the paper straws thing so can't have milk shakes anymore and take lid off to drink a drink

Bamboo my friend

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cling film’s also good for restraint play and for keeping murder scenes spotlessly clean.

(Hence the ‘bloody’, one assumes?)

Someone got it

Well that went over my head sorry

Aww I'll forgive ya...cos you're nice

Thank you muchly

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Popcorn. Ghastly stuff.

I won't be reaching for it, regardless of how interesting or not a thread might be.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People who shame adults for indulging their inner child. The world is an increasingly volatile dumpster fire, just let me have my velociraptor plushie."

You embrace that beautiful inner child my friend. Wanna twirl?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People who shame adults for indulging their inner child. The world is an increasingly volatile dumpster fire, just let me have my velociraptor plushie.

I've got a pink fluffy unicorn."

Oooohhhhhhhhhh

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Bamboo straws should be compulsory the paper straws are shit.

Wasps there is no actual reason for their existence they have no purpose apart from being absolute nuisance.

Marmite nobody can convince me that anybody actually likes that stuff."

Wasps in Marmite out

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Female boxers.

No. Nope. Not right.

Call me a misogynist all you want, just doesn’t sit right with me at all. "

Sorry Dan but females have as much right to knock 7 bells out of each other if they want to

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"When I can't fab _nitters photos

That button has been broken for ages. I keep complaining and they keep saying someone's looking into it

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Pubic hair in my teeth "

Oh that's in **hold down bile**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Popcorn. Ghastly stuff.

I won't be reaching for it, regardless of how interesting or not a thread might be."

We cannot be friends, love love love popcorn. What do you do when you go to the flicks?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When I can't fab _nitters photos

That button has been broken for ages. I keep complaining and they keep saying someone's looking into it

Ridiculous! Photo 1 and 2

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How can some individuals in the morning on the tube. Have bad breath when you just come out your house

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Bamboo straws should be compulsory the paper straws are shit.

Wasps there is no actual reason for their existence they have no purpose apart from being absolute nuisance.

Marmite nobody can convince me that anybody actually likes that stuff.

Wasps in Marmite out

Thank you

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"When I can't fab _nitters photos

That button has been broken for ages. I keep complaining and they keep saying someone's looking into it

Ridiculous! Photo 1 and 2

Thank you muchly

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"How can some individuals in the morning on the tube. Have bad breath when you just come out your house"

Well I can't put everyone with halitosis in but I can had out some gum

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Bamboo straws should be compulsory the paper straws are shit.

Wasps there is no actual reason for their existence they have no purpose apart from being absolute nuisance.

Marmite nobody can convince me that anybody actually likes that stuff.

Wasps in Marmite out

Thank you"

Awww so polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pubic hair in my teeth

Oh that's in **hold down bile**"

Cheaper than floss I guess

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Microfibre cloths

AGREE !!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

UK bus , srsly what the fuck is that? , like sone ancient form of transport bumping around cobbled streets and pot holes , full of people smelling of & coughing everywhere, stopping at all the lights, takes half an hour to get downtown and costs £2.80. Is it just for spreading the COVID around? Put one in each bus and bounce them around for 30 mins so everyone has it . Rant over….

Or people use it for real life ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Popcorn. Ghastly stuff.

I won't be reaching for it, regardless of how interesting or not a thread might be.

We cannot be friends, love love love popcorn. What do you do when you go to the flicks?"

Haven't got the attention span or the bank balance for going to the flicks!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all.I'm with you on the paper straws thing so can't have milk shakes anymore and take lid off to drink a drink

Bamboo my friend

"
thats for pandas i use metal or nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People hijacking threads

FAF?

You offering?"

Depends

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Pubic hair in my teeth

Oh that's in **hold down bile**

Cheaper than floss I guess "

Silver lining I guess

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"UK bus , srsly what the fuck is that? , like sone ancient form of transport bumping around cobbled streets and pot holes , full of people smelling of & coughing everywhere, stopping at all the lights, takes half an hour to get downtown and costs £2.80. Is it just for spreading the COVID around? Put one in each bus and bounce them around for 30 mins so everyone has it . Rant over….

Or people use it for real life ?"

I'm not sure I can put buses in room 101 how will peeps get around?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Popcorn. Ghastly stuff.

I won't be reaching for it, regardless of how interesting or not a thread might be.

We cannot be friends, love love love popcorn. What do you do when you go to the flicks?

Haven't got the attention span or the bank balance for going to the flicks!"

Films are getting rather long

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Paper straws they are just yucky.

So what don't you like, pop it here and we'll see if it needs to go in to room 101.

Knitter kisses for all.I'm with you on the paper straws thing so can't have milk shakes anymore and take lid off to drink a drink

Bamboo my friend

thats for pandas i use metal or nowt

A Panda is my spiritual animal

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People hijacking threads

FAF?

You offering?

Depends "

On?

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