FabSwingers.com forum: The Problem with France

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is bedbugs. Paris, which is the capital city of France, is facing a bedbug infestation in hotels, the tube, cinemas and just about everywhere. They used to say when America sneezes then everyone catches a cold. Mark Tom's words. Bedbugs are heading this way and we all know who to blame. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Best brick up the tunnel.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Basically, who cares

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m confused about what this has to do with America, Tom.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Who’s Mark?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I didn't realise Paris has beds in cinemas and the Metro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m confused about what this has to do with America, Tom."

The Americans sneezed and now France has bed bugs.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I didn't realise Paris has beds in cinemas and the Metro. "

Didn’t you know, they have beds everywhere over there, lazy buggers

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Sounds quite civilised to me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Americans sneezed and now France has bed bugs."

Why do Americans keep bedbugs up their noses ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

London will soon be infested if it's not already

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Why do Americans keep bedbugs up their noses ?"

Who knows why Americans do anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Americans sneezed and now France has bed bugs.

Why do Americans keep bedbugs up their noses ?"

Because their pockets are full of donuts.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Tom, has your recently discovered admiration for the French rapidly disappeared?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom has no boeuf with the French but he is not keen on their insects coming over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad to say bed bugs live in HMO's they live in bedding and bite like crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Americans sneezed and now France has bed bugs.

Why do Americans keep bedbugs up their noses ?

Because their pockets are full of donuts."

I thought that was just the police?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Bed bugs are the worst. We had this infestation in a flat I lived in India. I lost sleep, my entire day was screwed. I sat upright on the bed at midnight watching those evil fuckers crawling back to darkness and coming back to bite me once I turn off the light. It took three rounds of spraying pesticides and washing everything we owned, to eliminate them completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?

Well if they are not here now they will be..

The French need to sort this out ..

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?

Well if they are not here now they will be..

The French need to sort this out .. "

A few years ago there was a marked increase of bedbugs in the US. This was traced back to US visitors returning from the UK. The bedbugs are already here.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?

Well if they are not here now they will be..

The French need to sort this out ..

A few years ago there was a marked increase of bedbugs in the US. This was traced back to US visitors returning from the UK. The bedbugs are already here. "

Yeah but they would have come from France in the first place, no doubt.

We all know what their border control is like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… is that it’s full of the French. Surely?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is there the slightest chance that bedbugs were already in England?

Yes. But they're proper Ingerlish bedbugs, what speak our language. We don't want bloody foreign bedbugs here, stealing our bedbugs jobs, claiming our bedbugs social money, impregnating our lady bedbugs, speaking their own bloody foreign bedbug language, setting up their own little bedbug ghettoes...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"… is that it’s full of the French. Surely?

And that they speak French.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Punaises

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Butlins & most Travelodges have had them for years...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that these bedbug infestations have spread to Belgium..London next Tom will wager

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"London will soon be infested if it's not already"

Some parts of St Leonards on sea are not to far from Hastings

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't tell Suella, she'll have to give another speech.

We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beds, we shall fight on the landings, we shall fight in the folds of the streets, we shall fight in the pillows; we shall never surrender.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Nah, the problems with France are it's full of cheese eating, baguette whielding, onion wearing, frogs legs munching, garlic loving, patisserie loving, surrender monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

c'est partout dans les journaux

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By *iigguy13Man
over a year ago

Normandy, France

It's more of a PR issue. It's not really much worse than it's always been, it's just that it's been the subject of internet hyperbole. London is probably worse. Most major cities with travellers from all over the world have the same issues.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Not just french bed bugs. Reports this year suggest a 65% increase in the UK for 2022-23

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the French will be using sniffer dogs to locate these bugs on the French trains.

Tom is not against this but does not think it's very hygienic having sniffer dogs dribbling over his mattress in a French hotel.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Apparently the bedbug surge is due to a shortage of cockroaches

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Think of it as a Brexit benefit. Our Sceptred Isle is not infested with bed bugs.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think of it as a Brexit benefit. Our Sceptred Isle is not infested with bed bugs."

Until they come over here on small boats

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that all French planes that have these insects on board will be grounded. These buggers are getting immune to the spray and pest control are having to make repeat visits to try and kill them. Some schools are closed and it's getting more serious now. Just a matter of time before London is hit hard.

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