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"Just have a wank and get on with your day " Legend | |||
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"Just have a wank and get on with your day " Did that yesterday but didn’t get rid of the horn | |||
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"Maybe you just need a vaccination " There’s a vaccination for cohornyvirus? | |||
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"Maybe you just need a vaccination There’s a vaccination for cohornyvirus?" thats what i hear | |||
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"Maybe you just need a vaccination There’s a vaccination for cohornyvirus?" Is it a bit like the hangover horn ? You feel like shit warmed up but still have that nagging ache to climax ? | |||
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"Maybe you just need a vaccination There’s a vaccination for cohornyvirus? Is it a bit like the hangover horn ? You feel like shit warmed up but still have that nagging ache to climax ? " It’s more a nagging ache to be in physical contact with another body | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about " I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy" This is sad news | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy This is sad news " No it's GREAT news. Hot foof and shag it off.... sorted. | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy This is sad news No it's GREAT news. Hot foof and shag it off.... sorted." Right I need a dick | |||
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"I’ll risk getting a cold. Wipe your nose and pucker up op. " It’s more than a cold | |||
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"If you want to do it guilt free I’m sure by being a little spoon you wouldn’t be passing germs to anyone…. And who doesn’t love a bit of spooning ? Even if it’s a fully clothed, on the sofa with a glass of wine or two whilst watching some nonsense on tv ? " Yeah but I want some front on action | |||
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"If you want to do it guilt free I’m sure by being a little spoon you wouldn’t be passing germs to anyone…. And who doesn’t love a bit of spooning ? Even if it’s a fully clothed, on the sofa with a glass of wine or two whilst watching some nonsense on tv ? Yeah but I want some front on action " In which case I’d suggest on the sofa with wine might not work too well, you might roll off. Can’t deny what your body (or mind) is craving x | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag " This site summed up in one post. J | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag " I never said it would be a good shag | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J" You want some germs me Julie? | |||
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"I’ll risk getting a cold. Wipe your nose and pucker up op. It’s more than a cold " And it would have been more than a snog. | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J You want some germs me Julie? " I work with all the germs I could ever wish for. I'll wait till you're better and see if the horn's still there. J | |||
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"Fingers crossed you are on the mend OP and feel a lot better later this morning…. And fingers crossed you can summon up the strength for a nice face to face poke " Thanks pet. Maybe in a few days | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag I never said it would be a good shag " Good point. However, remove "good" from my post and I think it's still true | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J You want some germs me Julie? I work with all the germs I could ever wish for. I'll wait till you're better and see if the horn's still there. J" Ah little germpots. Can’t even blame mine for this, I got it off next door | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J You want some germs me Julie? I work with all the germs I could ever wish for. I'll wait till you're better and see if the horn's still there. J Ah little germpots. Can’t even blame mine for this, I got it off next door " Good neighbors?? | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J You want some germs me Julie? I work with all the germs I could ever wish for. I'll wait till you're better and see if the horn's still there. J Ah little germpots. Can’t even blame mine for this, I got it off next door Good neighbors?? " I gave her a 4foot duck in return | |||
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"I doubt there's a guy here who wouldn't risk a bit of illness for a good shag This site summed up in one post. J You want some germs me Julie? I work with all the germs I could ever wish for. I'll wait till you're better and see if the horn's still there. J Ah little germpots. Can’t even blame mine for this, I got it off next door Good neighbors?? I gave her a 4foot duck in return " She definitely got the better end of the deal! | |||
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"Ah little germpots. Can’t even blame mine for this, I got it off next door Good neighbors?? I gave her a 4foot duck in return " She definitely got the better part of that exchange J | |||
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"Maybe you just need a vaccination There’s a vaccination for cohornyvirus?" I could certainly offer to give you an 'injection' | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about " Start with a small d, see how you feel, if you feel better work your way up. | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy This is sad news No it's GREAT news. Hot foof and shag it off.... sorted. Right I need a dick " Good morning Fluffy xx | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about Start with a small d, see how you feel, if you feel better work your way up. " Oh so like a dick party? I like it! | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about I think your temperature has gone to your foof Fluffy This is sad news No it's GREAT news. Hot foof and shag it off.... sorted. Right I need a dick Good morning Fluffy xx" Good morning dick | |||
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"Do you have a wand? Problem solved." The wand won’t press itself against me tho | |||
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"Do you have a wand? Problem solved. The wand won’t press itself against me tho " Yeah, stop cockblocking Carrie | |||
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"Do you have a wand? Problem solved. The wand won’t press itself against me tho " Ewwwww sweaty men. Actually, wait...... | |||
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"Use a female gloryhole whilst wearing a hazmat suit and three dental dams. You'll be good to go. " Am I bendy enough for one of those? | |||
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"Keep your germs to yourself FC its not nice to share. Im sure once you are well you'll still be a horny little devil " I’m not convinced if I feel better by Monday and I’ve lost the mojo I’ll cry! | |||
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"Keep your germs to yourself FC its not nice to share. Im sure once you are well you'll still be a horny little devil I’m not convinced if I feel better by Monday and I’ve lost the mojo I’ll cry!" Can you have a BOB day? | |||
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"Do you have a wand? Problem solved. The wand won’t press itself against me tho " Kneel on a pillow and wand construction. Gravity does the pressing for you! J | |||
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"Keep your germs to yourself FC its not nice to share. Im sure once you are well you'll still be a horny little devil I’m not convinced if I feel better by Monday and I’ve lost the mojo I’ll cry! Can you have a BOB day?" What’s a Bob day? | |||
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"Keep your germs to yourself FC its not nice to share. Im sure once you are well you'll still be a horny little devil I’m not convinced if I feel better by Monday and I’ve lost the mojo I’ll cry! Can you have a BOB day? What’s a Bob day? " When Fred isn't near? | |||
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"Use a female gloryhole whilst wearing a hazmat suit and three dental dams. You'll be good to go. Am I bendy enough for one of those? " Yeah I think you just lie there? Maybe you could get the full stocks treatment to go with the medieval plague* you're carrying. *I say this as someone who is also infected. | |||
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"Use a female gloryhole whilst wearing a hazmat suit and three dental dams. You'll be good to go. Am I bendy enough for one of those? Yeah I think you just lie there? Maybe you could get the full stocks treatment to go with the medieval plague* you're carrying. *I say this as someone who is also infected." This sounds doable. I’ll bring a plague mask too | |||
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"I think" therefore I am. Or as Rees Mogg would say "cogito ergo sum!" Who needs sex when you can be an esoteric philosopher like Descartes or a bellend like JRM? Hope you feel better soon FC and that your mojo has returned after the cold goes. | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about " yep i think you should snotter all over him while you kiss him | |||
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"I think therefore I am. Or as Rees Mogg would say "cogito ergo sum!" Who needs sex when you can be an esoteric philosopher like Descartes or a bellend like JRM? Hope you feel better soon FC and that your mojo has returned after the cold goes." Thank you phooey, I shall aspire to be like neither of those and just get laid | |||
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"What’s the right term for a gathering of dicks ? A herd ? A swarm ? A flock ? A flock of cocks has a certain ring to it. Not sure I like the sound of a murder of dicks though. " Realise I forgot to quote the “dick party” reference so this might actually make sense now | |||
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"Shove some tissue up your nose, impose a no kissing rule and only do doggy. You should be grand " Actually went to sleep the other night with tissue stuffed up my nose must have snores like a pig! | |||
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"My sex drive might be coming back. Only problem is I’m ill! Is it the ill making me want a bit? Or is it truly back? What do I do? Spread the germs and get the dick? Wait till I’m better and risk the drive going? So much to think about Start with a small d, see how you feel, if you feel better work your way up. Oh so like a dick party? I like it!" In. | |||
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"What’s the right term for a gathering of dicks ? A herd ? A swarm ? A flock ? A flock of cocks has a certain ring to it. Not sure I like the sound of a murder of dicks though. Realise I forgot to quote the “dick party” reference so this might actually make sense now " Sausage party | |||
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"What’s the right term for a gathering of dicks ? A herd ? A swarm ? A flock ? A flock of cocks has a certain ring to it. Not sure I like the sound of a murder of dicks though. Realise I forgot to quote the “dick party” reference so this might actually make sense now Sausage party " Very good although I won’t lie, if there isn’t some actual sausages to snack on I might feel a bit hard done by). Got to keep your energy levels up havent you | |||
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"Shove some tissue up your nose, impose a no kissing rule and only do doggy. You should be grand Actually went to sleep the other night with tissue stuffed up my nose must have snores like a pig!" Great idea. I’ll try that tonight! | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game " This gangbang is going to look like a surgery table | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game This gangbang is going to look like a surgery table" Bring your scalpel | |||
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"I think therefore I am. Or as Rees Mogg would say "cogito ergo sum!" Who needs sex when you can be an esoteric philosopher like Descartes or a bellend like JRM? Hope you feel better soon FC and that your mojo has returned after the cold goes. Thank you phooey, I shall aspire to be like neither of those and just get laid " Marvellous, you sound like you are on the mend already, and a lot of offers coming your way. Personally I would choose the very smooth and erudite Nero! | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game This gangbang is going to look like a surgery table Bring your scalpel " "Forceps please" | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game This gangbang is going to look like a surgery table Bring your scalpel "Forceps please"" Hang on this is getting specialist | |||
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"I think therefore I am. Or as Rees Mogg would say "cogito ergo sum!" Who needs sex when you can be an esoteric philosopher like Descartes or a bellend like JRM? Hope you feel better soon FC and that your mojo has returned after the cold goes. Thank you phooey, I shall aspire to be like neither of those and just get laid Marvellous, you sound like you are on the mend already, and a lot of offers coming your way. Personally I would choose the very smooth and erudite Nero!" I would too. The best dressed man on Fab | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard " Fresh Ambrosia obvs | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard Fresh Ambrosia obvs " Wahey give you a blowie if you bring cheese too | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard Fresh Ambrosia obvs Wahey give you a blowie if you bring cheese too " American squinty cheese? | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard Fresh Ambrosia obvs Wahey give you a blowie if you bring cheese too American squinty*** cheese?" Damn, the Hong Kong bit interfering. ***Not 'squinty', but 'squirty' | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard Fresh Ambrosia obvs Wahey give you a blowie if you bring cheese too American squinty*** cheese? Damn, the Hong Kong bit interfering. ***Not 'squinty', but 'squirty'" No no no! Cathedral city nature cheddar! | |||
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"Happy to risk being ill for you xx" Don’t take this the wrong way but your dick is far too big for me | |||
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"Just do what makes you happy, full disclosure, then it's on them to choose " Exactly this | |||
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"Wear a Mask and I'm game Bring custard Fresh Ambrosia obvs Wahey give you a blowie if you bring cheese too American squinty*** cheese? Damn, the Hong Kong bit interfering. ***Not 'squinty', but 'squirty' No no no! Cathedral city nature cheddar! " Or Mature even | |||
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"Pretty sure there must be someone with a kink for coughing women with high fever." Funny you should mention it Any oportunty to put on my scrubs . | |||
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"I’ve been poorly this week, finally on the mend and the horn is out of the world. Wanking alone can’t sort me. Share and allow them to decide if they want the germs or not. " Chris final answer...share. | |||
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"Fluffy has been banned for a week, sadly " Hahaha what did she do?! | |||
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"Fluffy has been banned for a week, sadly Hahaha what did she do?!" Shhhhhh. It is forbidden to speak of bein b*nned | |||
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"Fluffy has been banned for a week, sadly Hahaha what did she do?!" She got reported for replying to some guys request for profile advice | |||
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"I’ve been poorly this week, finally on the mend and the horn is out of the world. Wanking alone can’t sort me. Share and allow them to decide if they want the germs or not. " Fingers crossed you feel 100% better quickly too ! X | |||
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"Fluffy has been banned for a week, sadly " Oh no !!!!! First being poorly and then that ? Poor bugger | |||
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"Sex boosts your immune system " Now that's an idea. | |||
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