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MEN...Faking it ............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men....

Is it possible for you to fake an orgasm ?

And if thats a yes..........have you ?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Not possible for me....I'm out.

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By *li87Man
over a year ago

Manchester/Kendal

Yes you make a few sounds jerk head back pretend you had muscle spasum pull out spit on her back lol or my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you make a few sounds jerk head back pretend you had muscle spasum pull out spit on her back lol or my "

LEGEND!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Yes you make a few sounds jerk head back pretend you had muscle spasum pull out spit on her back lol or my "

Whilst he didn't spit on her back, an old fb of mine did fake it once during a truly awful couples meet we had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men....

Is it possible for you to fake an orgasm ?

And if thats a yes..........have you ? "

Well, Mr and a few other guys we have spoken to, can have an orgasm without actually cumming, so the answer would have to be yes,as ejaculation is not a pre-requisite for climaxing.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Uh uh uh aahhh

Ooh bloody hell I'm going again

Uh uh uh uh uh aahhh

A fake repeater always lasts longer 2nd time around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have so yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure my ex did once .... He said i same but.nothing came out.

Says alot for me uh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've never faked one don't have time to think about faking it oh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course it is

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By *cottiiebMan
over a year ago

Sidcup

Why would you want to? I love a good orgasm! Who doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. Once or twice.

The sex was boring so I made the noise, pulled out and threw the rubber away in record time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup. Once or twice.

The sex was boring so I made the noise, pulled out and threw the rubber away in record time "

Their fault or yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. The advantage of condoms is if its a shit shag, pretend you have blown ya beans, whip it of, tie a knot in said rubber receptical and shove it in ya pocket to hide the evidence. I have done this at clubs.

Please note, I have always make the lady cum first, so its not being selfish.... just bored!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

having been around the houses a few times, in my experience i have come across three guys in my life that have what is called a dry cum. Everything works normally but no spunk comes out, each one had told me in advance.

Coincidently each of the guys had had the snip so im not sure if this is something that can happen afterwards or not

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup. Once or twice.

The sex was boring so I made the noise, pulled out and threw the rubber away in record time

Their fault or yours ?"

Hers. She just did nothing in bed.

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol


"Men....

Is it possible for you to fake an orgasm ?

And if thats a yes..........have you ? "

yes and yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed to fake it

Don't know why women do either, it only means us lazy gits won't try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and yes Xx!

*and yes I was in boy at the time with a girl

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By *exyLancs2Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why would you want to? I love a good orgasm! Who doesn't?"

You're 24 now, give it a few years mate

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

They do say women fake orgasms but men fake relationships lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faking the orgasm is the easy bit.

Try faking a hard on

Women have it so bloody easy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Faking the orgasm is the easy bit.

Try faking a hard on

Women have it so bloody easy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do say women fake orgasms but men fake relationships lol"

Didn't Sharon stone say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men....

Is it possible for you to fake an orgasm ?

And if thats a yes..........have you ? "

Yes and yes I have faked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easy to fake it you just need a bicycle pump and a tub of warm yougurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and I got caught. Won't be doing it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must be pretty bad if u have to fake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hardly make so much noise as I do listen to the humping sound...

My ejaculation comes with my orgasm so if I don't cum I didn't climax.

Never faked it but have had a long shag where I didn't cum because it was a rubbish/boring shag

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You can tell when a man fakes it.. they don't roll over and start snoring.... well not for a couple of minutes anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She must be pretty bad if u have to fake it "

No quite the opposite, I was putting the work in but it just wasn't happening that night. Decided to try and bring thins to a premature end but it didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have an ex who produced very little cum especially after his 3rd orgasm of the night. he told me he had never shot much even in his youth which probably explains why he has no kids

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By *ss2011Man
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

Sure have. Down to the ex on something and me not on unsaid thing hence I was worn out after the sixth hour or so where as she was 'moar, moar, moar!' Needless to say, she definitely fell for it! But I got back to normal another hour later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men....

Is it possible for you to fake an orgasm ?

And if thats a yes..........have you ? "

Yes if you are using a condom and decided its time to get outa Dodge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Faking the orgasm is the easy bit.

Try faking a hard on

Women have it so bloody easy "

Not really, if the guy i was with wasnt rock hard within a few mins of meeting up.....theres no spark.

and wont be any passion that night

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes. The advantage of condoms is if its a shit shag, pretend you have blown ya beans, whip it of, tie a knot in said rubber receptical and shove it in ya pocket to hide the evidence. I have done this at clubs.

Please note, I have always make the lady cum first, so its not being selfish.... just bored! "

Unless of course she's faked it at the same time?

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